You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Rebecca she/her]

When someone says something about spiked drinks and your first thought is that there are hemalurgic spikes in the drink, instead of alcohol.

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

When  your computer glitches for a few days (its better now) and says nobody has said anything for four days. (Seriously I was stuck on page 256 for that time it said I was on the last page) I freak out and wonder what Odium, The Nightwatcher, or Ruin had done to all of you guys!

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, Shallan&Pattern said:

When  your computer glitches for a few days (its better now) and says nobody has said anything for four days. (Seriously I was stuck on page 256 for that time it said I was on the last page) I freak out and wonder what Odium, The Nightwatcher, or Ruin had done to all of you guys!

When your first thought in reading that is that Ruin must have used all of the metal in the computer to glitch it.

Edited May 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

when you accidentally make cosmere references in everday things

 

[Lunamor she/her]

When, after one of your friends finally finishes reading SA, you have an hour long conversation with them explaining all of the theories on practically everything to them that eventually descends into an argument about which KR order is the most powerful.

Edited May 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

When, at least twice a day, something that isn’t Sanderson related makes you think of something Sanderson related.

[Lunamor she/her]

When you know that the real danger from getting scratched by rusty metal isn’t tetanus, it’s being exposed to Ruin for even a brief amount of time.

[ebfritz]

When you read infrastructure as investiture.

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

When you read activity as acclivity.

[Jaywalk he/him]

When this thread applies to you.

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

YKYASFW you recognize these words/acronyms

• WoB
• Coppermind
• TKND
• KoTC
• TLT
• Spiked Cookies
• YKYASFW

[+Doomstick he/him]

32 minutes ago, BookishOcelot said:

TKND

Huh?

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

Huh?

The Knights Next Door, a roleplay set on Earth but with Invested individuals.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ah

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

YKYASW you call yourself the Survivor every time you’re arm gets scratched.

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

YKYASW whenever someone does something and apologizes, then you yell "NO APOLOGIZE! I AM OFFEND! BOOTS!" and laugh like a maniac.

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

4 hours ago, BookishOcelot said:

YKYASW whenever someone does something and apologizes, then you yell "NO APOLOGIZE! I AM OFFEND! BOOTS!" and laugh like a maniac.

YKYASW all of your friends understand why you do this, what it is, what it means, where it is from, and are only mildly ashamed to be associated with you when you do this. No, I'm not talking from personal experience. Why would you think that?

[+Doomstick he/him]

When you have six Sanderson books lent out

Spoiler

One you’re reading

Spoiler

And 23 more on your SanderShelf™

 

 

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

4 hours ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

When you have six Sanderson books lent out

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One you’re reading

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And 23 more on your SanderShelf™

 

 

SanderShelf? I need to build one! 

Also YKYASFW you write part of a school assignment in women's script and number all of your tests with glyph numerals

 

[+Ark1002]

4 hours ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

When you have six Sanderson books lent out

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One you’re reading

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And 23 more on your SanderShelf™

 

 

I had SanderShelf first, go away

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

ok 

[+Doomstick he/him]

48 minutes ago, Shallan&Pattern said:

SanderShelf? I need to build one! 

Also YKYASFW you write part of a school assignment in women's script and number all of your tests with glyph numerals

 

 

47 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

I had SanderShelf first, go away

SanderShelf™

[AonEne he/him]

It's trademarked.

[ebfritz]

When you get really excited because you think you find a road called Cosmere Drive, but then you realize it actually says Cashmere.

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

When this post being your 100th post and it is the most exciting event in recent memory. Seriously, school still has another month, my birthday happened a while ago, holidays are taking a while...

Well, I do have my driver's test this weekend... But that isn't really that exciting. Getting my license will be (hopefully)