You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[AonEne he/him]

When a character's name being Rulo makes you immediately doubt his competence.

When you almost capitalize the word fire. Ah yes, ironic Fire killed [a person] in F451. Really, dude, you've gotta stop killing people ironically.

@Firerust

Edited May 22, 2019 by AonEne
lol I put [ spoiler ] without knowing it would add a box

[Showman he/him]

6 hours ago, Rhapsody said:

Why didn't you draw some rithmatics? Would have fit with the chalkdrawings  @Showman

How did i not think of that?!?!

I guess there's always next time.

[Wander89 he/him]

YKYASW You go to a few weddings and instead of enjoying them, you wonder what

Spoiler

Dalinar and Navanis wedding

would be like

[ShardShaper he/him]

When someone apologises for tripping you, and you turn towards them and say:

Spoiler

YOU CANNOT HAVE MY PAIN

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

59 minutes ago, ShardShaper said:

apologises

No apologize! Boots!

[Stormgate he/him]

When you are trying to link every order of KR with a Disney Movie (Moana for Lightweaver and Tangled for Willshaper, simply on the nature of the story arc) and you desperately try to think of a movie that somehow is themed around the law, and fail desperately.

Honestly, if anyone has any ideas, I'm open.

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

When you are taking a test, and then realise how easy it would be for a Truthwatcher to cheat. They just see the answers on someone else’s test, or even the answer key.

and then you are sad, because we don’t know the Truthwatcher oaths.

Edited May 17, 2019 by Ethan_Sedai

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

22 hours ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

No apologize! Boots!

When this is your gut reaction to somebody saying "Sorry"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

21 hours ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

When you are taking a test, and then realise how easy it would be for a Truthwatcher to cheat. They just see the answers on someone else’s test, or even the answer key.

and then you are sad, because we don’t know the Truthwatcher oaths.

I thought of something simillar. How easy would it be for a Lightweaver to go to a store and then put an Illusion over their super expensive pair of boots so it looked like they were 2 cent flip flops? Or to soulcast something cheap into something worth a ton of money. 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

When your teacher makes fun of you for pronouncing it "Elantris" and not "Atlantis".

[AonEne he/him]

When your mom comes into your room at night when you're almost asleep to ask you what Emperor's Soul was called, since she wants to mention it to someone in her college class online. My conversion might have a conversion. I'm so proud.

So you guys know Dawn dish soap? There's this bottle of it in my kitchen that says "Dawn helps save animals" with an image of a duckling. I never knew that's what Aviar looked like. @Mistspren

[Lunamor she/her]

11 minutes ago, AonEne said:

So you guys know Dawn dish soap? There's this bottle of it in my kitchen that says "Dawn helps save animals" with an image of a duckling. I never knew that's what Aviar looked like. @Mistspren

YES

[AonEne he/him]

...wait a second, are you in the KotC PM? I don't remember this

[Lunamor she/her]

6 minutes ago, AonEne said:

...wait a second, are you in the KotC PM? I don't remember this

Nope! I just really like the connection. 

[AonEne he/him]

But you don't know who Dawn is! Are you reading my mind?

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, AonEne said:

But you don't know who Dawn is! Are you reading my mind?

I just know that everyone on First of the Sun goes by the time of day that they were born, and therefore Dawn would be a possible name, and ducklings could be tiny Aviar.

So yes, I am reading your mind.

[AonEne he/him]

13 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

So yes, I am reading your mind.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *freaks out*

[+Doomstick he/him]

It’s a very good book

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

It’s a very good book

Ah, yes. My favorite chapter is personally number 10. The part when Jarina steals the lightsword is simply breathtaking!

[AonEne he/him]

I'm so lost. Are we joking about KotC or did I miss a turn in the conversation?

[+Doomstick he/him]

I like the one where she finds out about Sanderson

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, AonEne said:

I'm so lost. Are we joking about KotC or did I miss a turn in the conversation?

Turn in the conversation  Stick made a pun, and I kinda maybe took it too far...

[AonEne he/him]

What was the pun in that?

[+Doomstick he/him]

6 minutes ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

It’s a very good book

This one

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

What was the pun in that?

Reading your mind was turned into having “your mind” be an actual book