You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[AonEne he/him]

Ohhhhh gotcha. I actually think in prose a lot of the time, so it might not be as crazy as you'd think.

...for that reason. It'd be crazier for other reasons.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

Ohhhhh gotcha. I actually think in prose a lot of the time, so it might not be as crazy as you'd think.

...for that reason. It'd be crazier for other reasons.

 You do not want to read the insane novel that is my mind.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Lunamor said:

 You do not want to read the insane novel that is my mind.

Yes I do

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

Yes I do

No, you really don’t.

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

1 minute ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

Yes I do

Maybe you also want to read the novel that is my mind. 

You know how some people have something like a mind palace or maybe a mind novel? 

Well, I have a mind tornado: everything is always right there, but sometimes I get hit by random thoughts, or a thought gets ripped from my mind.

[AonEne he/him]

I wanna read Luna's mind and stare into the depths of Ethan's tornado!

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I wanna read Luna's mind and stare into the depths of Ethan's tornado!

Interesting sentence.

*scribes it in brain using mindquill*

*starts thinking of Peter Quill*

*now has Hooked on a Feeling stuck in head*

An example of what goes on in under a second in my brain. And that is definitely on the less weird end of the scale.

Edited May 17, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

Just now, Lunamor said:

Interesting sentence.

*scribes it in brain using mindquill*

*starts thinking of Peter Quill*

*now has Hooked on a Feeling stuck in head*

An example of what goes on in under a second in my brain. And that is defiantly on the less weird end of the scale.

Ah, yes. That is almost always happening in here. But sometimes my brain tries to follow multiple trains of thought simultaneously. That causes weird things.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

Ah, yes. That is almost always happening in here. But sometimes my brain tries to follow multiple trains of thought simultaneously. That causes weird things.

Especially when the trains crash into each other and some of the occupants get injured and then the police get called and someone gets sued big time.

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Especially when the trains crash into each other and some of the occupants get injured and then the police get called and someone gets sued big time.

And then a plane crashes on top of the crashing plane on a shifting tectonic plate on a house with a gas leak, and a farmer trying to light their stove.

...literally my fist thought, my second being 

“especially when the Set tries to steal some of the train cars.”

Edited May 17, 2019 by Ethan_Sedai

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Ethan_Sedai said:

And then a plane crashes on top of the crashing plane on a shifting tectonic plate on a house with a gas leak, and a farmer trying to light their stove.

You see, the farmer was secretly a spy for the Liebrarians but was converted to the side of the Free Kingdoms using the power of an earthquake based magic system called tectoania and lighting the stove accidentally triggered his powers sending the tectonic plates moving which distracted the plane’s pilot who accidentally flew the plane into a very tall pine tree.

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

...I was referring to that one Calvin and Hobbes.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Ethan_Sedai said:

...I was referring to that one Calvin and Hobbes.

*hasn’t read Calvin and Hobbes*

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Lunamor said:

You see, the farmer was secretly a spy for the Liebrarians but was converted to the side of the Free Kingdoms using the power of an earthquake based magic system called tectoania and lighting the stove accidentally triggered his powers sending the tectonic plates moving which distracted the plane’s pilot who accidentally flew the plane into a very tall pine tree.

Which was actually the pilot so now he crashed a plane into himself and is now dying from confusion which triggered the stove to light

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

*hasn’t read Calvin and Hobbes*

What!!??!?!?!?!!???!!! Why not?

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

Which was actually the pilot so now he crashed a plane into himself and is now dying from confusion which triggered the stove to light

It was a confusion powered stove that was awakened with the command “light when confused” and it was very empathetic so it felt the confusion of the pilot/farmer/spy. It was so confused, in fact, that it burnt the house down.

1 minute ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

What!!??!?!?!?!!???!!! Why not?

*shrugs*

I’ve tried reading stuff like that before, but I end up finishing it way too quickly.

Edited May 17, 2019 by Lunamor

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

It was a confusion powered stove that was awakened with the command “light when confused” and it was very empathetic so it felt the confusion of the pilot/farmer/spy. It was so confused, in fact, that it burnt the house down.

The ash then fell from the sky on Scadrial, along with Ash and Mo’ash

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

Welcome to TLT!

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Ethan_Sedai said:

Welcome to TLT!

At least tLT pre-page 309

[AonEne he/him]

See, this is why I want to be reading your minds.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, AonEne said:

See, this is why I want to be reading your minds.

That was on the less weird end. Like, hundreds of kilometers away. 

[AonEne he/him]

So what's the weirdest side?

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, AonEne said:

So what's the weirdest side?

You don’t wanna know. 

[AonEne he/him]

Yes I do.

[Lunamor she/her]

5 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Yes I do.