You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Sunbird she/her]

1 minute ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

TenSoon?

I suggested Rock because this person said their new cat is a fairly large male, very sweet and a little shy with orange fur. Rock is a big guy but generally amiable, and Horneaters are known for having red hair.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

2 minutes ago, Sunbird said:

I suggested Rock because this person said their new cat is a fairly large male, very sweet and a little shy with orange fur. Rock is a big guy but generally amiable, and Horneaters are known for having red hair.

I was kidding. And yeah, Rock works pretty well

[Sunbird she/her]

5 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

I was kidding. And yeah, Rock works pretty well

I dunno, TenSoon could be a good name for a monstrously huge (but not fat) cat like a Maine Coon.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, Sunbird said:

I dunno, TenSoon could be a good name for a monstrously huge (but not fat) cat like a Maine Coon.

Too bad TenSoon's a dog,

[KnightRadiant she/her]

When you visit Hanging Lake in CO. and have a moment of pure Sanderfan-ness: "Guys! Guys, it's a Perpendicularity! That's why they don't let you swim in it!! 'Cause then you'd go to Roshar or something! And they don't want that, but they still want you to visit the lake! It's genius!". 

And everyone just gives you odd looks.

[swieczq he/him]

When at IT classes you haven't ever paid any special attention to declarations of 'void' functions.

And now...

Every time you declare one, red eyes haunt you...

Edited March 7, 2017 by swieczq

[Ward]

When you're watching Tangled and you think to yourself, "Yeah but clearly it's not her hair itself that's Invested. The original investiture was present in the flower which was then transferred to Rapunzel presumably through her blood, and also manifests through her tears. Gothel shouldn't have withered." 

[Oversleep]

1 hour ago, swieczq said:

When at IT classes you haven't ever paid any special attention to declarations of 'void' functions.

And now...

Every time you declare one, red eyes haunt you...

class Everstorm extends Odium
{//declarations
void spren (Listener x)
{
if (isDesolationHappening() && Investiture>=0)
{
x.changeForm (Voidbringer);
removeInvestiture();
}
return;
}
//implementations of thunderclasts transformation, Desolation triggers etc
}

Spoiler

Ehh... I know the function should rather be called 'transformation' but I couldn't think of another way to make void spren declaration.

Edited March 7, 2017 by Oversleep

[Sunbird she/her]

When you see someone's post on Facebook containing the word "storming" and your first thought is not anything along the lines of "storming the castle" but rather Sanderfan curse words. XD

[Ironeyes]

1 hour ago, Ward said:

When you're watching Tangled and you think to yourself, "Yeah but clearly it's not her hair itself that's Invested. The original investiture was present in the flower which was then transferred to Rapunzel presumably through her blood, and also manifests through her tears. Gothel shouldn't have withered." 

But Gothel's thought it was the hair keeping her cognitive identity from aging, so when she lost that she stretched back to where she was supposed to be naturally. If she had known it was Rapunzel, not the hair, she could have had the correct intent and thus removed her weakness. 

[Modal Seoul he/him]

When you draw Aon Rao in the white sand, then yell "Your Breath to mine!"

[Farnsworth]

Quote

class Everstorm extends Odium
{//declarations
void spren (Listener x)
{
if (isDesolationHappening() && Investiture>=0)
{
x.changeForm (Voidbringer);
removeInvestiture();
}
return;
}
//implementations of thunderclasts transformation, Desolation triggers etc
}

What extensions does Odium contain? None of the commands seem like the Odium class would contain them, except maybe isDesolationHappening(). But I shouldn't the Odium class only contain hate?

[Rasarr she/her]

Made my day, @Oversleep 

@Figberts, Odium probably contains Desolation triggers. Upvote to you, though, for that last sentence. 

[The Technovore he/him]

When you are partially convinced you were unconsciously storing chromium the day your bike got stolen. From the third floor of a condo. When the first two floors are filled with unchained bikes. And your bike WAS chained. *sigh* 

[A Budgie she/her]

When you get annoyed because google translate translates 'sono un bastoncino' as 'I have a stick,' not 'I am a stick' like it's supposed to be.

[Modal Seoul he/him]

When you ask the teacher if the homework will be in the Cognitive Realm tonight.

When you shoot a kid named Miles in the face and expect him to heal.

[Elithanathile he/him]

22 minutes ago, Captains Domon said:

When you shoot a kid named Miles in the face and expect him to heal.

 

I certainly hope this isn't from personal experience...

[scyron he/him]

When your teacher is talking about how certain genres of film wax and wane in popularity but you just burst out laughing at the unintentional misuse of Wax and Wayne. 

[Sunbird she/her]

2 hours ago, scyron said:

When your teacher is talking about how certain genres of film wax and wane in popularity but you just burst out laughing at the unintentional misuse of Wax and Wayne. 

Actually, Brandon purposely gave them those names as a tongue-in-cheek joke about the fact that Scadrial has no moon.

[scyron he/him]

4 minutes ago, Sunbird said:

Actually, Brandon purposely gave them those names as a tongue-in-cheek joke about the fact that Scadrial has no moon.

Huh, well I guess you learn something new everyday!

[Sunbird she/her]

Just now, scyron said:

Huh, well I guess you learn something new everyday!

This is true!

[Farnsworth]

When somebody says "the key is in the door" and you start to wonder how it got into the Cognitive realm.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

When you write "I wish I had feruchemical steel to finish this quickly" on an assignment nobody will read to give a paragraph length. Then begin to wonder if steel grants some measure of zinc, too... do your thoughts keep up? Anyway. I'm just seriously done with this thing.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

I hate to double post but it's been like a week, so.....

Researching names for characters today and finding

 

... baby Hoid? why the heck would you name your website that?

Ohhh, baby HOLD. Nah, still confused.

[A Budgie she/her]

So, in psychology we looked at a test done a few years ago at a primary school in America.Basically, it was about prejudice and how children react to it.
They seperated the class of all white kids by telling them...that blue eyed people were better.
I burst out laughing during class but nobody got it...