The Sovereign Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 I would actually be quite happy, snapping is an emotional/physical trauma With that said, if the result is Allomancy I might be willing to except the trauma... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when your English teachers defines sarcasm as "the distance between my intention and your understanding... a sarCHASM," and you look up and immediately think of chasmfiends. And how you drew them on your homework... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCshard Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 With that said, if the result is Allomancy I might be willing to except the trauma... Whoops, I meant wouldn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 When you are picturing how thick a manga version of WoR would be... I think it would hurt a lot if I dropped it on my foot... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 When you forget the term "badchull" does not exist in everyday conversation. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 When the first thing you think of to get back at your arch nemesis is to put chull dung in their food. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acatnamedkaren Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 When your teacher asks you to come up with someone that is an expert at what they do, you write Brandon Sanderson. And that's how I found out that my teacher is very Cosmere-aware. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Are you telling me that you saw me reading Firefight yesterday?No, they were talking about it befpre the plane took off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I like how we talk about Sanderfans, and then Cosmere-aware Sanderfans, like there are worldhoppers in real life. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 when you start worrying about Kaladin when Szeth gets his hands on Nightblood. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 (edited) I like how we talk about Sanderfans, and then Cosmere-aware Sanderfans, like there are worldhoppers in real life. But there are worldhoppers. Hmph. Airsick lowlanders. Edited August 27, 2015 by WayneSpren 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I like how we talk about Sanderfans, and then Cosmere-aware Sanderfans, like there are worldhoppers in real life. No real worldhoppers? What do you call this? 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlion Blight Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 No real worldhoppers? What do you call this? Pfft, that never happened I am joking, of course... wouldn't want to be socked by Buzz Aldrin! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 In art today, the teacher was talking about how we used patterns to do texture and stuff, and my brain was all like "Pattern, Pattern, I AM A STICK Pattern, Pattern..." on and on and ON! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 In art today, the teacher was talking about how we used patterns to do texture and stuff, and my brain was all like "Pattern, Pattern, I AM A STICK Pattern, Pattern..." on and on and ON! Pattern is a Cryptic. Sticks can be cryptic. Sicks are made of wood. Chairs can also be made of wood. I painted my chair yellow. True story. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picksupchickens Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) Pattern is a Cryptic. Sticks can be cryptic. Sicks are made of wood. Chairs can also be made of wood. I painted my chair yellow. True story. Pattern is a Cryptic. Sticks can be cryptic. Therefore, Pattern is a stick. Edited August 27, 2015 by picksupchickens 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vatsan16 Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 You know you're a sanderfan when you keep spelling the angular measure radians as radiants or radiance :| 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomness Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) You know you are a Sanderfan when you blame everything on the spren. Specially those particularly bothersome as the AutocorrectionSpren, TimeSpren, TrafficSpren, WasteSpren, LowBatterySpren... and so on... Edited August 27, 2015 by Awesomness 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) You know you're a Sanderfan when you play Werewolves and you are the Spellcaster, but you keep calling it the Soulcaster. No joke. And a bonus: the character on the card had red hair and blue eyes, like Shallan. Edited August 27, 2015 by Elsecaller3414 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 You know you are a Sanderfan when you blame everything on the spren. Specially those particularly bothersome as the AutocorrectionSpren, TimeSpren, TrafficSpren, WasteSpren, LowBatterySpren... and so on... You know you are a Sanderfan when you think this is a great idea and decide to start doing it. You know you are a Sanderfan when you have completely stopped using normal swear words and instead use Storms, Rust, Colors, Sparks or just make up new ones. You know you are a Sanderfan when you spent 30 minutes coming up with hemalurgical creations you think would be really cool. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 You know you are a Sanderfan when you spent 30 minutes coming up with hemalurgical creations you think would be really cool. You know you're a meta-Sanderfan when your first thought is "Found the Dark Alley agent." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 You know you're a meta-Sanderfan when your first thought is "Found the Dark Alley agent." When that's where your thoughts go when you hear the word "cookies" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragrin Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 When you mentally use "lighteyes" to refer to Scadrialan nobility >.< 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomness Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 You know you are a Sanderfan when you discover you have spent the last 30 minutes creating the perfect speech to persuade some friend to read something from Sanderson -and thinking with which book he/she should start- and become a Sanderfan. You also know you are a Sanderfan when you keep coming back to some Sanderbook (why not?) in your thought even when it was a lifetime since you read it last time. Another clue is when someone attacks your favorite Sandercharacter and you take it deeply personal... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) Another clue is when someone attacks your favorite Sandercharacter and you take it deeply personal... so true, though. I found another person that reads the Stormlight Archive today, and I think my eyes were about to pop out of my head, they were bulging so badly. She's my new favorite person. Well, favorite person that isn't on the Shard. Edited August 28, 2015 by Elsecaller3414 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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