ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 18, 2015 Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) Friends? What are these 'Friends' you speak of? Are they edible? When you have nothing else to do at work but constantly clog the forum up with posts Edited July 18, 2015 by ParadoxSpren 4
blad3mast3r he/him Posted July 18, 2015 Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) When you try to make glyphs out of cheese on your mashed potatoes. Edited July 18, 2015 by blademaster 16
Allomancy she/her Posted July 19, 2015 Posted July 19, 2015 When you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo upset because you accidentally read the second book of a series first. And then you were even more upset because it was the infinity blade series...
Silverblade5 he/him Posted July 20, 2015 Posted July 20, 2015 When you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo upset because you accidentally read the second book of a series first. And then you were even more upset because it was the infinity blade series... Hope you at least enjoyed Radriar. 1
Emerald101 he/him Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 When your reading list is composed more of Sanderson books to reread than books by other authors to read for the first time. (true story) 5
The Sovereign Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) When your reading list is composed more of Sanderson books to reread than books by other authors to read for the first time. (true story) Also, when you have gotten someone new into the Cosmere and they ask you a question and the only reply you can give them without ruining something is ...RAFO Edited July 21, 2015 by Iron Eyes 10
Emerald101 he/him Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 Also, when you have gotten someone new into the Cosmere and they ask you a question and the only reply you can give them without ruining something is ...RAFO I've had this happen so many times with this one friend of mine. 3
natc Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 When it's been raining for over a week straight and you try to be optimistic about it by bragging about witnessing a Weeping. Though now I'm worried about Lightday coming up soon. 7
Moonskin she/her Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 You know you're a sanderfan when the highlight of your day is checking Twitter to follow Sanderson's progress in the writing of the next book 5
vatsan16 Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 When your WhatsApp status reads, "How would you like to destroy some evil today?" 10
Emerald101 he/him Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 When the first thing you put in the 'about me' part of your job application is how much you love Brandon. (Another true story.) 2
FireSlayer she/her Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 --your music listening guide points out a "vigorous bridge theme" in a Mozart sonata and you immediately think of Kaladin and Bridge Four. 5
+Slowswift Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 When you think Elend should hear about the American Revolution, the Constitution, and the Declaration. And when you wonder what Sazed would think about Earth's religions. 6
Xaladin he/him Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 When someone says "splentastic" and you have to correct them. It's "Spren tastic." When confusion (of any kind) causes you to form the thought in your head with the following words: "That makes no sense." which is soon followed by "You must take this" and "Tell my brother" 1
Titan Arum Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 When you name your Fantasy Football team "Numuhukumaikiaki'aialunamor", you airsick lowlanders! Unfortunately, Yahoo cut the name because of character limits. Maybe I should rename my team "Numuhuku...umm, Rock"? 4
Silverblade5 he/him Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 When your reaction to a Brandon tweet is: Behold! A tweet that makes sense!
vatsan16 Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 You feel angry when reading one dimensional characters who have the opposite gender of the author. 2
Delightful Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 ".......like stone or rock" "Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor?" "Huh?" "...Airsick Lowlander!" "......ooooh". 8
Emerald101 he/him Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 You know your city is a sanderfan when the public library has 67 brandon-scripts (not counting WoT/soundrecording/foreign language) and only 7 are available. (And that's the largest number I've ever seen available at one time. Most days it's under 4.) 8
Dymphna Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 The following conversation actually happened a couple nights ago between me and a random guy: Guy: Hey, how's it going? Me: Alright. Guy: Why are you wearing all white? Me: Because I'm the Assassin. Guy: Wouldn't it make more sense for an assassin to wear black? Me: No. If you're going to be assassinated, you have a right to see your assassin coming. White to be seen. Have you read The Way of Kings? Guy: No. Have you? Me: I have. Don't read it unless you have time, though. Because if you do, you will read the sequel, and you will beg the author to hurry up and write the rest. First thing I did upon finishing the second one was to look up Brandon's site to find out when the next one was coming out. 3
Mistrunner Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 When you pass Sanborn Road, and you try to explain to your baffled family that it's a mixture of Sanderson and Mistborn, which is why you were suddenly saying certain Mistborn quotes, namely "Kill them." 6
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 When you think the funniest jokes are one-armed Herdazian jokes 5
Kobold King he/him Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when your real name and your Shard name become interchangeable in your mind. Sometimes in my dreams... my family members call me Kobold. 7
Delightful Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 (edited) You know you're a Sanderfan when your real name and your Shard name become interchangeable in your mind. Sometimes in my dreams... my family members call me Kobold. I'm pretty sure if someone yelled "delightful" I would turn around. I often do a double take when I read the word (especially in a Brandon book) because it's actually not all that commonBut yeah. It's worrying. Edited July 29, 2015 by Delightful 2
Mistrunner Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 If someone yelled "Mistrunner" I'd turn around because it isn't exactly a common name, is it? When your family is considering moving and you think "Well, at least I'll still have Sanderson books and the Shard." 3
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