You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Kobold King he/him]

At the risk of hijacking this thread again, WHY do we have an upvote quota? This is very frustrating not being able to upvote great posts. I'm worries Odium is getting to me....

(And you know you're a Sanderfan when you make jokes like that. See? I can get back on topic! )

 

Without the ability to upvote, I feel so powerless. As if I could no longer suck in Stormlight, or if Aons no longer glowed when I drew them. I am nothing without my upvotes.

[Delightful]

Without the ability to upvote, I feel so powerless. As if I could no longer suck in Stormlight, or if Aons no longer glowed when I drew them. I am nothing without my upvotes.

As if I am a drab, as if I have no soulstone, as if my metals have burnt out.

as if my spren has left me :'(

As if I am *gasp* only human. Nooooo!!!!

 

.........and you know you're a Sanderfan when you don't 'like' something on facebook because you've used all your upvotes. 

[Kasimir he/him]

When you think of your supervisor as Nalan. All will be done according to the law...and mountains of paperwork. No one is beyond his reach. No one.

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

When you have to keep reminding yourself not to swallow o chew metal cutlery.

[Kobold King he/him]

When you have to keep reminding yourself not to swallow o chew metal cutlery.

 

Silly Panda. You don't have the proper sDNA to fuel Allomancy.

 

Also, Mistborn is a work of fiction. At least, I think it is. Maybe?

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

 

 

Silly Panda. You don't have the proper sDNA to fuel Allomancy.

Grr... Arf! Arf! (Joking)

 

Anyway, you know you're a Sanderfan when you love collecting wax stamps. And printing them on yourself.

[Khyrindor he/him]

when people ask why you stamp yourself in public, and you say, "Just in case."

[Ketek]

When you just want to upvote Swimmingly all day.

 

Wait, what?

[Observer]

When you suddenly realize that the little ones have daydreams of being allomancers instead of jedi.

[Awesomeness Summoned he/him]

When you just want to upvote downvote Swimmingly all day.

 

Wait, what?

I fixed your mistake.

[Observer]

 

When you just want to upvote downvote quote edit Swimmingly all day.

 

Wait, what?

 

I fixed your mistake.

You still left a typo in there.

[Ketek]

Have to admit his handle and profile picture are nothing short of awesome...

[Kobold King he/him]

Have to admit his handle and profile picture are nothing short of awesome...

 

I didn't even notice his fish's eye until yesterday.

[Left he/him]

When I seriously considered keeping a bag of marbles in my pocket so that I can draw stormlight whenever I need it.

[LinkasZelda]

When you start to draw weird looks on public transit for closing your eyes, breathing deeply and pushing your palms out to try an imagine the sensation of steel pushing.

[Ketek]

I didn't even notice his fish's eye until yesterday.

 

It's just so... swimmingly.

[Starspren]

When only thing you want to write about in class is cosmere related:

"I'm just crazy about... Sanderson books!"

"I've always wanted to... be a mistborn!"

[Swimmingly he/him]

Thank Awesomeness for the fisheye, by the way! He makes the profile pics for all the awesome people. Little do they know that his gifts come tainted, for an insideous pattern lies in the subliminal space behind all his creations! We are compelled to obey...to obey...to obey..

All hail Awesomeness, king of the Sharders...Liege to the Sanderfans...God of Photoshop...

[Ketek]

Thank Awesomeness for the fisheye, by the way! He makes the profile pics for all the awesome people. Little do they know that his gifts come tainted, for an insideous pattern lies in the subliminal space behind all his creations! We are compelled to obey...to obey...to obey..

All hail Awesomeness, king of the Sharders...Liege to the Sanderfans...God of Photoshop...

 

Awesomeness is a stick.

[Delightful]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you immediately default to High Imperial to exaggerate or talk silly.

[Swimmingly he/him]

I just don't get how to do that properly. Can someone explain?

[Delightful]

What I'm talking about is a more watered down version of what Spook speaks. You make every verb end in ing, and instead of is it/do you you say wasing,don't becomes notting (from 'not) use the word 'of' a lot and mess with word order a little.

So instead of 'don't be silly" you'd say 'wasing the notting of silliness" or something along those lines. 'Notting the wasing of silly' would work too, its very flexible.

Another example, my sig translated would be 'if you're not careful, I'll speak slang'.

The coppermind also has a WoB explaining it, with canon examples.

[Left he/him]

So That's the system.! Upvote for you for explaining it so well.

[Delightful]

Thank you! I'm glad that that actually makes sense, I wasn't sure.

[Edgedancer he/him]

When you pretend the lucky charm chocolate bug, that your mother gave you before an important exam, gives you its Breath.