You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Chinkoln he/him]

When you hear someone singing “Hope is the thing with feathers” and imagine Kelsier flying with wings instead of steel pushes

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you wonder if it's possible to channel Jasnah for schoolwork and actually understand math.

[NameIess]

When you hide your copy of white sands volume one so that your brother will read Arcanum Unbounded first.

[Frustration]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

When you hide your copy of white sands volume one so that your brother will read Arcanum Unbounded first.

Quote

 

[Chinkoln he/him]

When you consider overcoming your lifelong hate for comic books, just to read White Sands

[The Voiceless One he/him]

When you convert your brother, who then goes on to convert your sisters and now has your mom started on Emperor's Soul.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you have seven+ pages of notes for the Marathon thread.

When you wish you knew how to write a song so you could rewrite 'Right Hand Man' from Hamilton for Stormlight.  (Dalinar: Washington, Kaladin: Hamilton)

When you can pitch a Sanderson book to anyone based on their reading tastes.

[Failsafe she/her]

When your constant babbling about all things Sanderson gets your brother to somehow become a fan of the livestreams before he reads the books. 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

When you convince your sister to wear a safehand, for modesty.

[Frustration]

1 hour ago, I Am A Fish said:

When you convince your sister to wear a safehand, for modesty.

That must have been an awkward conversation.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 minute ago, Frustration said:

That must have been an awkward conversation.

Not really.

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, I Am A Fish said:

Not really.

Did they read Stormlight first?

[Emi she/her]

1 hour ago, I Am A Fish said:

When you convince your sister to wear a safehand, for modesty.

And did she actually put it on?

Edited August 12, 2020 by Emi

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Emi said:

And did she actually put it on?

Yes, 

For about five minutes.

[Emi she/her]

10 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said:

Yes, 

For about five minutes.

Nice!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The following picture is completely scandalous and should only be seen by mature and respectable people. 

The gloves I wear for marching band: 

Spoiler

As a clarinet, I don’t get fingers in my gloves. 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

29 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

The following picture is completely scandalous and should only be seen by mature and respectable people. 

The gloves I wear for marching band: 

  Reveal hidden contents

As a clarinet, I don’t get fingers in my gloves. 

 I wish I could erase that picture from my mind. 

Edited August 16, 2020 by I Am A Fish

[+Doomstick he/him]

4 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

The following picture is completely scandalous and should only be seen by mature and respectable people. 

The gloves I wear for marching band: 

  Reveal hidden contents

As a clarinet, I don’t get fingers in my gloves. 

I would report that for NSFV content, but I doubt the mods would care

[I Am A Fish he/him]

25 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

I would report that for NSFV content, but I doubt the mods would care

You never know.

When you see a parrot, and yell, CHICKEN!!!!

[Chinkoln he/him]

When you spend an entire week only talking to your brother with Cosmere insults and High Imperial, just to see if he picks up this new, amazing language.

[AonEne he/him]

When you get a bunch of marbles and think, I should make these into spheres somehow. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

YKYASW you get highlights in your hair and you realize, Oh my Shards, my hair is blonde and brown, I look like I'm from Roshar. Of course.... my hair is blonde, it just looks brown when I get out of the shower. 

[Frustration]

When you're willing to spend around four hours making and formatting 100 memes about the Cosmere and Brandon.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

YKYASFW you know you should be doing something productive, but all you do is sit around all day waiting for notifications on the shard.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When you are memorizing elements and every time you get to “cobalt” you automatically add “guard” in your head.