the most useless uses for useful powers

[Kobold King he/him]

I second this.

 

Aaand it's done.

[Fallen Rope he/him]

Store in a copper mind your knowledge of being a Feruchemist.

[Dellexe he/him]

Tap weight while standing on a glass floor.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Be a Coinshot and live in a Glass house.

[Dellexe he/him]

Being a Lurcher and using it to keep a Newton's cradle going.

[Fallen Rope he/him]

Use lerasium to make bullets.

Store lots of luck when rock climbing.

Give a lifeless squirrel two steel hemalurgic spikes so you could have a flying squirrel.

You could make a lord ruler lifeless squirrel with 32 small spikes.

Edit: you would need 34 for atium powers

Edited June 7, 2014 by Fallen Rope

[Dellexe he/him]

Store luck while gambling.

[Left he/him]

Spike an allomancer. Than spike yourself in the wrong spot.

[Dellexe he/him]

Spike an allomancer. Than spike yourself in the wrong spot.

Hah.

[Quiver he/him]

Forge a non-counterfeit bill.

[Kobold King he/him]

Sell your Breath to get the money for an older, more sickly Breath.

[Baine he/him]

Go to the Dakhor monestary and become a monk so you can teleport yourself back home.

[Quiver he/him]

Forge stamp a stick into fire.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Forge Yourself into Brandon Sanderson. Oh Wait, that's Useful.

[Quiver he/him]

Storing luck when gambling with Joe.

I mean c'mon, he's already loaded the dice, not like he needs the edge.

[Shaggai]

Gauge the truth of a theory by incorporating it into a Brandon stamp and seeing how long the effects last.

[Fifth of Daybreak he/him]

Give Szeth his Oathstone for Christmas.

[Pathfinder]

Spike allomancer, then play drums with the spikes. oh wait i was supposed to do something else with these?

[Swimmingly he/him]

You could do some excellent death metal with that, though. For example, imagine having a guitar pick that literally contains a piece of someone's soul.

[Pathfinder]

You could do some excellent death metal with that, though. For example, imagine having a guitar pick that literally contains a piece of someone's soul.

So i now have an idea for a band. Hemalurgically spiked drummer using some of his spikes to drum, breath infused singer, guitar aon playing elantian, and stomlight wielding lightweaver for lighting. 

[Swimmingly he/him]

So i now have an idea for a band. Hemalurgically spiked drummer using some of his spikes to drum, breath infused singer, guitar aon playing elantian, and stomlight wielding lightweaver for lighting.

I'm just imagining an Inquisitor whamming his face on a drum set, Raoden dressed like Freddy Mercury, and Shallan laughing maniacally as stop-motion illusion chasmfiends run through the mosh pit.

Seriously, an Inquisitor playing the drums with his eyespikes. I find this extremely amusing.

Edited June 8, 2014 by Swimmingly

[Dellexe he/him]

Step 1: Crack your Spiritweb

Step 2: Bond a Spren

Step 3: Speak the oath of the Knights Radiant

Step 4: Use Stormlight to get rid of that embarassing tatoo you got that one night

[Fallen Rope he/him]

Forge a stamp that makes the stamp never of been forged. Would that be a paradox.

[Kobold King he/him]

Awaken a website server with thousands of Breaths.

 

Command the server to give those Breaths to the One Millionth visitor to the site.

[Swimmingly he/him]

Awaken a website server with thousands of Breaths.

Command the server to give those Breaths to the One Millionth visitor to the site.

What would that look like?

"You're our 1 000 000th VISITOR! Click HERE to COLLECT your prize of AGELESSNESS, GODLIKE powers of ANIMATING OBJECTS, and SUPERPOWERED COLOUR - and LIFE SENSE"