the most useless uses for useful powers

[ChocolateRob he/him]

Poke a big enough hole in the outer wall of Elantris to cause a second Reod so you can go to a Selish halloween party as a zombie.

[Pathfinder]

Poke a big enough hole in the outer wall of Elantris to cause a second Reod so you can go to a Selish halloween party as a zombie.

Just don't trip or the party will suuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk. 

[Renegade he/him]

Give away your Shardblade to your worst enemy, only to get a few bridgemen in return.

 

Hmm...

[Swimmingly he/him]

Store weight for a hundred years, then, on your birthday, crush the world.

[Pathfinder]

Be a tourist in another city, and store speed while walking down a crowded sidewalk and taking pictures. 

[Renegade he/him]

Store weight for a hundred years, then, on your birthday, crush the world.

Store weight for a hundred years, then Compound it, becoming so heavy and dense that you turn into a black hole (I wonder if this is how to achieve FTL travel).

[Shaggai]

Give away your Shardblade to your worst enemy, only to get a few bridgemen in return.

 

Hmm...

Only useless if one of them isn't a Windrunner, because then you get a magic soldier with a Shardblade in return, and a bunch of somewhat-less-powerful magic soldiers to go with him.

[Curiosity he/him]

Store feruchemical chromium in a casino. 

 

That would be… frustrating. 

[king of nowhere]

store feruchemical chromium in your everyday life, then tap it to win silly internet videogames. Or, even worse, to win videogames in single player.

[Pathfinder]

Forge yourself to be the spoiled son or daughter of a billionaire with no real world skills. If I understand forging correctly, this would result in your bank account still being zero, but you end up being a jerk too lol

Edited May 14, 2014 by P4thf1nd3r

[Kobold King he/him]

Spend years studying Arelish geography to improve your Aonic knowledge and power.

 

Then worldhop.

[Fifth of Daybreak he/him]

"Have a Kandra impersonate a mistwraith."

 

Havnt you read mistborn.. thats one of the best tricks in the book

 

 

A Kandra impersonating a mistwraith is not that trick. At all

Edited May 15, 2014 by EMTrevor

[BreathTaker he/him]

but you end up being a jerk too lol

I liked the original wording.

[Shardmancer he/him]

now were just spiltting hairs guys... How about using shard blade to clip your nails??

 

or soul caster to toast your bread- who wants to wait?

[Pathfinder]

I liked the original wording.

 

LOL, after I wrote it, I remembered the rules for the forum and was not sure how strict it was regarding language (still a relative newbie here), so thought it was best to err on the side of caution. 

[BreathTaker he/him]

I agree, I'm typically pretty vulgar (not here) so I thought nothing of it.

[Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him]

store all of your AP World History knowledge in a metalmind and then throw it away the day before the test.

[Kobold King he/him]

Swat a bunch of mosquitoes and Awaken them with the Command "Annoy people who are not me."

 

Then attend barbecues with a smile on your face and maniacal laughter in your heart.

[Fifth of Daybreak he/him]

Swat a bunch of mosquitoes and Awaken them with the Command "Annoy people who are not me."

 

Then attend barbecues with a smile on your face and maniacal laughter in your heart.

We need a 'people to avoid at barbecues' list.

[Aether he/him]

We need a 'people to avoid at barbecues' list.

I'm going to have to delegate this. I'm already swamped with my Geo-tracking List.

[Pathfinder]

And now you have another to add to your Geo-tracking list 

[Curiosity he/him]

Gain enough breath to sense those Awakened mosquitoes. Hold a barbequeue. Invite Kobold King. Run away… and laugh maniacally. 

[Satsuoni he/him]

Gain enough breath to sense those Awakened mosquitoes. Hold a barbequeue. Invite Kobold King. Run away… and laugh maniacally. 

Spend inordinate amount of time and Breaths to research a way to Awaken a living being. Go to the barbeque and spend 1000 Breath to Awaken Kobold King with the command "Destroy Mosquitoes!". Enjoy.

[happyman he/him]

Swat a bunch of mosquitoes and Awaken them with the Command "Annoy people who are not me."

 

Then attend barbecues with a smile on your face and maniacal laughter in your heart.

 

Sounds far too useful to be on this list.

[Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him]

store health for 2 weeks to invite his Majesty to a barbecue.

 

tap speed to capture said mosquitoes, give new command to annoy his Majesty, and give them back to his Majesty in a jar.

 

tap memory to remember wheel of time quotes to use against his Majesty.