Kobold King he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Posted May 20, 2014 store health for 2 weeks to invite his Majesty to a barbecue. tap speed to capture said mosquitoes, give new command to annoy his Majesty, and give them back to his Majesty in a jar. tap memory to remember wheel of time quotes to use against his Majesty. What is this? I don't even have a kingdom, yet already I have rebels? His Majesty is displeased. Some people have all the luck.
Curiosity he/him Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 Store strength in a pewtermind while working out.
red032 he/him Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) Burn iron and steel so you can walk your dog without getting of the couch. That the dog have a metalic leash is an understatement, ok? Edited May 21, 2014 by red032 1
Pathfinder Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 stick your finger in an electric socket while compounding health, then giggle as you sizzle after
king of nowhere Posted May 22, 2014 Author Posted May 22, 2014 Inspired by this thread: awaken a computer with the command "sell bull****" to create a spambot 1
happyman he/him Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 Inspired by this thread: awaken a computer with the command "sell bull****" to create a spambot It would probably take you literally, and that's not real spam, that's an actual business. 1
Pathfinder Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 Ok this is kinda twisted but cut someone's arm with a shardblade. Then since the arm is severed from the soul and "lifeless", awaken the arm with the command "punch him". Then as the person proceeds to get punched by his soul severed arm you can laugh and say "stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!" 9
Kobold King he/him Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 Ok this is kinda twisted but cut someone's arm with a shardblade. Then since the arm is severed from the soul and "lifeless", awaken the arm with the command "punch him". Then as the person proceeds to get punched by his soul severed arm you can laugh and say "stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!" Kurkistan, I hope there's still plenty of room on the "People to Avoid in Dark Alleys" list. I swear, this thread shines a spotlight on the darkest aspects of us all. 1
Pathfinder Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 (edited) Kurkistan, I hope there's still plenty of room on the "People to Avoid in Dark Alleys" list. I swear, this thread shines a spotlight on the darkest aspects of us all. LOL, Aether already nominated me to be a member, please refer to my earlier post about a reverse Pinocchio lolol Edited May 28, 2014 by P4thf1nd3r
Kobold King he/him Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 LOL, I have already been nominated as a member, please refer to my earlier post about a reverse Pinocchio lolol Oh yeah... must have intentionally forgotten about that one just so I could sleep at night. Wait a minute. Copperminds as Feruchemical brain bleach! 1
Pathfinder Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 (edited) Sad thing is that actually made me think of something else. Commit a crime, cover your tracks, and then store the memory of the act in a coppermind so you can pass the lie detector test. edit: also perfect for a serial killer. Instead of blood slides like Dexter, or skin like the guy in the Silence of the Lambs, just store the memory of the murder, and then access it to relive the moment. Yeah I watch too much tv...... Edited May 28, 2014 by Pathfinder 4
Kurkistan he/him Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 I don't know, it is a very exclusive list... I'll take it under advisement. 1
PorridgeBrick he/him Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 I'm pretty sure half the forums have been nominated for that list by now. We need to find strict, testable criteria for examining list-worthiness methinks. Just being creepy doesn't cut it any more. 1
king of nowhere Posted May 28, 2014 Author Posted May 28, 2014 Sad thing is that actually made me think of something else. Commit a crime, cover your tracks, and then store the memory of the act in a coppermind so you can pass the lie detector test. edit: also perfect for a serial killer. Instead of blood slides like Dexter, or skin like the guy in the Silence of the Lambs, just store the memory of the murder, and then access it to relive the moment. Yeah I watch too much tv...... yes, that's pretty much standard use. as well as stabbing your victim with a knife of a metal you can burn, so that no weapon can ever be produced. but it's way too useful to fit into the theme of this thread.
Kobold King he/him Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 I don't know, it is a very exclusive list... I'll take it under advisement. I guess we could just keep a standard rule in mind. "Never meet any other Sharder in a dark alley." 2
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 Cut someone's arm off with a Shardblade while they sleep. Surgically remove the arm without damaging the bone. Give the arm to a small kandra, then reattach it to them when the kandra's replaced the flesh on the arm. Allow them to wake. 13
Kobold King he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 Cut someone's arm off with a Shardblade while they sleep. Surgically remove the arm without damaging the bone. Give the arm to a small kandra, then reattach it to them when the kandra's replaced the flesh on the arm. Allow them to wake. I am disgusted, but there's a part of me, screaming in denial, that knows I'm going to upvote you as soon as my quota refills.
Shaggai Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 I am disgusted, but there's a part of me, screaming in denial, that knows I'm going to upvote you as soon as my quota refills. I'll do it for you.
Satsuoni he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 Cut someone's arm off with a Shardblade while they sleep. Surgically remove the arm without damaging the bone. Give the arm to a small kandra, then reattach it to them when the kandra's replaced the flesh on the arm. Allow them to wake. Shardblade cuts are very painful... They'd wake. I guess we could just keep a standard rule in mind. "Never meet any other Sharder in a dark alley." Use the dark ritual involving Bandon's blood and virgins to open portal to Cosmere. Learn/steal Emotional allomancy and Lightweaving. Return to Earth, and use newly acquired skills to lure a fellow 17thsharder to dark alley. ??? Profit! 5
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 Soulcast and Forge yourself into a PANDA!
Curiosity he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) I guess we could just keep a standard rule in mind. "Never meet any other Sharder in a dark alley." Well, I guess now we'll have to have everyone show a government ID before coming onto the site to allow everyone to identify each other in real life. Next thing you know, we'll have metal detectors set up… Or a couple of Lurchers/Coinshots. Edited May 29, 2014 by Curiosity
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 Store identity so other sharders don't recognize you so you can run into them in dark alleys. 7
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 Or ya know... don't. You're an EMT so I'm guessing you're the only one on here who is safe to run into. But maybe that's just what you want us to think.
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