Dumb Shard-Weapons

[Hyper129 He/Him]

I want Ideas for stupid Shard-weapons Spren could form. Some of my Ideas include:

Shard-M249 Squad Automatic Weapon

Shard-RPG / ShardPG

Shardshovel (with sharpened edges)

[Quantus he/him]

Other than overall size, the only real Shardblad limit is that it has to be a single piece so it cannot form anything with actual moving parts, though flexible parts (and purely magical fabrial functionality) are on the table.

In the family of Shardshovel: Shardtrowel, ShardAxe, Shard-Pick, ShardSpade, ShardScythe, Shard-chisel, Shard-gemcutter, and (my favorite) the Shard-Claycutter that just looks like a non-cutting Garrot to most people but cuts with a potter's Intent.  

Shard Tuning Fork

Shard-glove (for Invested protection and punching).

Shard-scalpel (WOB says very careful spiritual surgery might be possible with training, though I think you might need some kind of spiritweb sense or hyperLuck to pull it off).

 

 

[Cash67]

Shard-club. Caveman club go bonk. 

[r0cketm00se]

Shard cheese-grater

[KelsierFortnite he/him]

8 hours ago, Quantus said:

Other than overall size, the only real Shardblad limit is that it has to be a single piece so it cannot form anything with actual moving parts

In The Sunlit Man,

Spoiler

Nomad is able to increase Auxiliary's size beyond normal Shardblade size limits. Is this a result of his Torment or can any Radiant do this by burning extra stormlight?

 

[Steel Speedster ♂]

Shardnunchucks.

[alder24]

18 hours ago, Quantus said:

Other than overall size, the only real Shardblad limit is that it has to be a single piece so it cannot form anything with actual moving parts, though flexible parts (and purely magical fabrial functionality) are on the table.

Well, TSM spoilers:

Spoiler

Moving parts are acceptable, Aux was able to become a clock, which has a lot of moving parts. TSM ch 5:

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He could manage practically anything with Auxiliary, assuming he could make it from the appropriate amount of metal. And assuming he understood the construction on a fundamental level. He’d failed to make a clock, for example, until he’d carefully studied the schematics for one

As long as it's perceived as one thing, it's metal and you understand how it works, you can from a Shard-version of it. 

 

[Argenti he/him]

1 hour ago, alder24 said:

Well, TSM spoilers:

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Moving parts are acceptable, Aux was able to become a clock, which has a lot of moving parts. TSM ch 5:

As long as it's perceived as one thing, it's metal and you understand how it works, you can from a Shard-version of it. 

 

TSM
 

Spoiler

You could honestly totally make a gun, just not the ammo. 

 

[reisleK she/her]

Shard bat, Shardtwig, Shardbook (All stormlight books combined for maximum bludgeoning power)

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Shard eye dropper.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shard fishing pole

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

has shard needle already been said?

[Cash67]

On 7/8/2024 at 5:56 PM, r0cketm00se said:

Shard cheese-grater

My gosh this is phenomenal

 Shard Non-Stick-Cooking-Pan

[Atlas333]

Not a weapon but what about a shard trumpet? Or really any brass instrument should be possible. 

[r0cketm00se]

1 hour ago, Atlas333 said:

Not a weapon but what about a shard trumpet? Or really any brass instrument should be possible. 

Shard air horn? I wonder if spren can compress air when they transform

[Hyper129 He/Him]

These are all so good XD thanks a ton

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 hours ago, Atlas333 said:

Not a weapon but what about a shard trumpet? Or really any brass instrument should be possible. 

I NEED A SHARD BUGLE

[Elite01]

Not a weapon but what about shard sunglasses? Shardplate can become semi transparant right? 

[JohnnyKaizen he/him]

I would be very interested in the results of using a shard strainer on something. 

[Hyper129 He/Him]

little bits of grape fall into the sink lol

[Trusk'our he/him]

Hmm, perhaps. . .

TSM spoilers:

Spoiler

A Shardtruck? Get some gasoline to fuel it and run em' over.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I really

really

really

really

want a Shard guitar

[Hyper129 He/Him]

2 hours ago, Trusk'our said:

Hmm, perhaps. . .

TSM spoilers:

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A Shardtruck? Get some gasoline to fuel it and run em' over.

 

hahaha vroom vroom

11 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I really

really

really

really

want a Shard guitar

Wouldn't the strings, y'know, sever your soul?

Edited July 11, 2024 by Hyper129

[Argenti he/him]

1 hour ago, Hyper129 said:

hahaha vroom vroom

Wouldn't the strings, y'know, sever your soul?

Not all parts of the shardblade sever the soul XD

[Wierdo he/him]

A shard-controller, if it would work