Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. You get the responsibilities of having a dog, but not the dog.

I wish for a high-end sushi dinner.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, You also get a night in the bathroom.

I wish for the inability to get negative consequences for my candy eating habits.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. You are unable to be within 10 feet of candy without your organs melting.

I wish I didn't have any bad habits.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

You get an absolutely gorgeous monk's robe. The bane is you have now been killed by Vikings.

I wish for a perfect memory.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you can only remember license plates 

I wish for a way to instantly take away pain from myself

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted!

Your entire family feels five times as much pain as normal.

I wish for motivation to do things.

[AonDoor he/him]

Granted. You have motivation to do things. You get arrested for a pitiful shoplifting attempt.

I wish for a pair of size 9 ballroom dance shoes.

[Quivil]

Granted.

Your ankles become fragile and will sprain if you stand up for too long, dance, trip, ...

 

I wish for a mistcloak

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You now have tassels of ripped up flesh protruding from your shoulders and upper back.

 

I wish for the ability to create perfectly cooked, perfectly seasoned, mayocoba beans in a matter of seconds.

[AonDoor he/him]

Granted. Your salivary glands become clogged.

I wish for You've Got Crabs..

 

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. You now have crabs. Literal crabs. Your band is that you always feel like you have to sneeze.

I wish for some mushrooms for my taynix plushies.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted! They are poisonous mushrooms that rub off on your hands. You die in horrible agony.

I wish that I could play the violin well.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You now are able to play the instrument known as the "Violin Well".

 

I wish for MY TASTE AND SMELL TO COME BACK.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but now you are blind and deaf 

I wish for the next season of one of my favorite shows to stop being delayed (its been delayed like 4 times)

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

It finally airs, but the audio is in Swahili and there’s no subtitles or other language options 

I wish to have all the Brando leatherbounds

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. You have no eyes.

I wish to not have anxiety.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Your head falls off.

I wish for a slice of chocolate cake.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You get an eviction notice.

 

I wish for the ability to not have severe allergic reactions everytime I look at grass, cats, dogs, hay, horses, air, trees, and my clothes.

[AonDoor he/him]

Granted. You get a severe allergic reaction whenever you hear one of those things.

I wish that my farts would smell like pikake.

[NameIess]

Granted. Your bane is that you can never laugh at fart jokes ever again.

I wish for maturity.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! You get ten times your current amount of responsibility.

I wish to not have to sleep.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted! You are kidnapped by the government, who want to figure out how you did it.

I wish my birthday was in the winter.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Granted! It's on Christmas, so you only get one present from everyone with the words "it's for Christmas and your birthday!"

I wish to be able to be in NM right now

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Fine with me! In that case, y'all forgot to wish me happy birthday

Granted! You are able to be in North Macedonia. 

I wish for a hard-boiled egg.

Edited December 28, 2021 by Robin Hatter

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You get a hard boiled platypus egg.

 

 

I wish to be unable to feel pain.