Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. You have a shirt. Made of sweat. Ewwww.

I wish for the ability to manipulate time.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted you can only move 1000000 years at a time no other amount.

I wish to have a plate of food to eat, I hungry for some reason tho it hours after meal time in my country/state.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. It's pickled cricket hearts. And if you don't eat them, you will offend the entire country of Switzenburgenstan.

I wish for a crown. You should see me in a crown...

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but its a crown of thorns and its constantly stabs you when you where it

I wish for permanent hair dye that doesn't fade and look bad

[Kandrafish]

23 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but its a crown of thorns and its constantly stabs you when you where it

I wish for permanent hair dye that doesn't fade and look bad

Granted, at any given moment, the hair dye will have a 50% chance of being faded or looking bad. It will never be both at the same time.

I wish for the ability to freeze time and be able to think and consider my future actions when time is in this frozen state.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

25 minutes ago, Kandrafish said:

I wish for the ability to freeze time and be able to think and consider my future actions when time is in this frozen state.

Granted! 

You find yourself suddenly transported to an arctic plain, before you is a 10 ft diameter hole, cut through the ice, and through that hole you can see the churning, electric blue sub-freezing waters. 

You then notice that you are holding a rope in your hands, that trails from your frozen fingers into that gaping hole. 

Your breath plumes before you as you pull the rope. An icy sense of dread steals over you as you begin to suspect what is attached to the end of that frozen rope. 

With muscles straining, you pull with one final mighty heave and a 6ft x 2ft x1 ft block of ice slides up and out of the hole. 

Inside the crystal clear ice you see a grandfather clock, it's hands most definitely frozen in place, and also a note from the Nightwatcher that reads "You have approximately 43 minutes to contemplate your future actions before hypothermia sets in, best of luck old chum". 

Your bane is that you now have two left hands. 

I wish that things were different. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Everything is different. The Cosmere does not exist, and it is instead replaced by an absolutely terrible adaptation of Fortnite Battle Royale. Your name is not @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine, and the 17th shard does not exist.

 

I wish for fish.

 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. It is a monstrously huge fish, and eats you.

I wish we had more emojis to use.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but they are all flag emojis

I wish for a new gun

[AonDoor he/him]

Granted. You get a Gauss gun, but you don't have enough power for it.

I wish people would use my &Collar code.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

uh sure, granted, your bane is that you can only live through social media.

I wish to not be banned again on the shard. (the notifications were atrocious.)

[AonDoor he/him]

Granted. You become a resposible mod, but you lose half of your right foot.

I wish for a bottle of Yum-Yum sauce.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted but you cannot put it on anything.

I wish for the Dragonsteel books in their fully published form.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You die from old age.

I wish for a blue kidney bean.

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you lose both your kidneys.

I wish for my every wish to be granted.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. The only wish you can make is, "I wish for pineapple on pizza."

I wish for white text from whoever responds next.

Edited February 8, 2022 by Sequence

[Voidspawn he/him]

What is you wish, @Sequence?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

14 minutes ago, Voidspawn said:

What is you wish, @Sequence?

Whoops

[Voidspawn he/him]

8 hours ago, Sequence said:

Whoops

And yet again, you forgot to submit your wish.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Voidspawn said:

And yet again, you forgot to submit your wish.

I edited the first post.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Ah. I see.

That wish cannot be granted. I am not allowed to show sides in this color war, as I am monochromatic. You get a bane anyway--you can never again type with Black Text. Hi.

I wish for people to join the Monochromatic Alliance.

Edited February 9, 2022 by Voidspawn

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Your main color becomes Blue.

I wish for everyone to stop fighting so the color stops fading...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, everyone agrees on everything and you hate it so much you wish to reverse it.

I wish for Sequence to stop blaspheming that Voidspawn should become blue.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Sequence starts blaspheming that Voidspawn should become green.

I wish for everyone to peacefully unite under the way of the Color and The PRESENCE.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you die from cancer.

I wish for the  PRESENCE to exist again.

@Sequence are you happy now?

Edited February 11, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood