Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 Granted! He’s just like he is in all of those cursed images! You’re having fun, aren’t you? heheheheheheeheh I wish for murder to be legal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 Granted, but only if it's you that was murdered I wish for peanut butter m&ms 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 Granted. Your eyes start bleeding and can’t stop I wish for a knife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. You can't cut anybody or anything with it. I wish for a lighter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. It doesn’t work. I wish for a Skyward slug (taynix?) plushie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted! You go deaf and vomit blood once a day. I wish to win the leatherbound set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, Ookla the Confused said: I wish to win the leatherbound set. Don’t we all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: Don’t we all. *sigh* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. $10,000 has been deducted from your bank account. I wish for my Windows programs to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted! You now have crippling anxiety. I wish for a bagel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted! All bagels you eat taste like moldy cheese. I wish I could have Voidbringer rep rank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. The mods ban you for breaking the rules. I wish to have 20/20 eyesight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. You get the responsibilities of having a dog, but not the dog. I wish for a high-end sushi dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted, You also get a night in the bathroom. I wish for the inability to get negative consequences for my candy eating habits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. You are unable to be within 10 feet of candy without your organs melting. I wish I didn't have any bad habits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 You get an absolutely gorgeous monk's robe. The bane is you have now been killed by Vikings. I wish for a perfect memory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted, but you can only remember license plates I wish for a way to instantly take away pain from myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted! Your entire family feels five times as much pain as normal. I wish for motivation to do things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. You have motivation to do things. You get arrested for a pitiful shoplifting attempt. I wish for a pair of size 9 ballroom dance shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. Your ankles become fragile and will sprain if you stand up for too long, dance, trip, ... I wish for a mistcloak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. You now have tassels of ripped up flesh protruding from your shoulders and upper back. I wish for the ability to create perfectly cooked, perfectly seasoned, mayocoba beans in a matter of seconds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted December 18, 2021 Report Share Posted December 18, 2021 Granted. Your salivary glands become clogged. I wish for You've Got Crabs.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted December 24, 2021 Report Share Posted December 24, 2021 Granted. You now have crabs. Literal crabs. Your band is that you always feel like you have to sneeze. I wish for some mushrooms for my taynix plushies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 24, 2021 Report Share Posted December 24, 2021 Granted! They are poisonous mushrooms that rub off on your hands. You die in horrible agony. I wish that I could play the violin well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 24, 2021 Report Share Posted December 24, 2021 Granted. You now are able to play the instrument known as the "Violin Well". I wish for MY TASTE AND SMELL TO COME BACK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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