Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Granted. You now have no way of being able to tell if you are harmed, so you will die before you ever feel it. Also, you can't feel anything at all; not hugs, not blankets, not anything. But no pain, so congrats, I guess.

I wish to be in New Mexico

[Morningtide she/her]

You may be in New Mexico, but you may never leave its borders again! 

 I wish to own a library

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted.

The library is full of ancient vampires. They do not take kindly to a human walking in and saying they own it. You are found the next day hanging on the old ash tree, all the blood drained from your corpse. The townsfolk shake their heads, and silently bury you.

...I wish that hadn't been my first thought.

[NameIess]

Granted. Your first thought was to give them a link to their library.

I wish for the ability to trick people into doing what I want them to.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

…apparently, you already have it.

I wish to win this game of House War.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but all your friends now hate you

I wish for a red pepper

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted but its in your nose now.

I wish for books

[Morningtide she/her]

Granted, but there are so many books that you are buried in an avalanche of them and are in danger of being crushed

I wish to be able to write like Brandon Sanderson

[MiaLaD10]

Granted, you now have his handwritting

I wish to be the best looking person in the world 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted but everyone is chasing you at every moment of every day.

I wish for a credit card that never runs out (Christmas shopping ya know)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. You'll always be grateful that it never sprouts legs and runs away.

I wish for perfect eyesight.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted but your ears fail

I wish for the ability to read and own Stormlight five whenever I want.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted, but your memory of the previous books has been totally erased.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. It’s from the Alleyverse.

I wish to win at Mario Kart.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. You are doomed to play the worst video game you can think of for all eternity.

I wish the Shard was more active.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, so many people start using it that it crashes 

I wish for a car

[The One Ring she/her]

Granted, you are now blind and deaf

I wish I’m 16

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Your name has been legally changed to "Sixteen".

 

I wish for the ability to not be able to not undo the things that I really wish that I did not didn't not do in my life.

 

Spoiler

Happy 400th page.

 

Edited January 4, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

Granted. If you regret anything at all, it no longer happened. Let's see how long it takes before this wish disappears.

I wish that Mistborn would get a really good movie adaptation.

[Morningtide she/her]

Granted. The movie is five hours long with exact dialogue from the book and terrible CGI during the actions scenes

I wish that Legion would be made into a tv show.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. Legion is a TV show (first released in the year 20712). Your bane is that all foods you eat taste like sand.

I wish to get Voidbringer rep rank.

Edited January 4, 2022 by Voidspawn
forgt to ask for boon

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Granted. You can know only understand Lithuanian, no other languages.

I wish to have every book I want at will.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. You're blind and deaf.

I wish for three nontoxic rice dumplings.

[Voidspawn he/him]

3 hours ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

Granted.

...it's not working 

2 hours ago, Robin Hatter said:

I wish for three nontoxic rice dumplings.

Granted. You get 1,000,000 rice dumplings. All but three are toxic, and you don't know what is what. Your bane is you can only see in the colors black and black.

I wish to become an un-shatterable Adonalsium.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted, your mind is destroyed and your essence is converted into the power of Adonalsium, which waits for a vessel.

 

I wish for a simple dish of breakfast potatoes every morning.