Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, but you lose an eye. (This Nightwatcher is too tired from writing a 2-page paper).

I wish for a good, Sanderson-related username for other websites.

[Snipexe he/him]

12 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

I wish for a good, Sanderson-related username for other websites.

Granted, you are now known as Steelheart_666_Blazelit_Yolo (stolen from @TwiLyghtSansSparkles Newcago Office, an amazing Fanfic

I think that’s a bane unto its own.

I would like to become strong enough to wield the infinity gauntlet.

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Granted, but you lose language. No talking, speaking, writing, reading, or even thinking in words.

I wish for unlimited intelligence.

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

Granted, but your level of compassion diminishes in proportion to your intelligence.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

I wish for your unwished wish.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, but it creates a paradox that makes the universe explode (then implode).

I wish for my wrist to stop hurting.

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted, your wrist no longer hurts! But all your hair falls out. Don’t worry too much though. It’ll grow back. Eventually.

I wish I had someone to go see Avengers: Endgame with.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But it’s @BringerofShadows.

 

 

 

I wish that nobody would spoil Endgame for me.

Edited May 1, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, but they spoil Stormlight 4. The most heinous crime.

I wish to not have to do a line dance in front of my school.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, now you have to do a hexagon dance in front of your school.

I wish for good world building ideas.

Edited May 1, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zath he/him]

49 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

I wish for good world building ideas.

Granted: all weapons are sentient and their judgement of the people who use them determines the fate of those people in the afterlife.
Your bane: on every Tuesday from now on, you see the world in monochrome.

I wish for energy, vigor and vim, pep in my step and a sparkle in my eye!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Granted, but you are turned into a tree from the legs down.

I wish for an idea for how to get people to follow my boon-bonuses.

22 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Granted, but you are given a ridiculous hat that you will have to wear for the rest of your life.

I wish that my banes did not affect my boons.

On 4/24/2019 at 1:54 PM, xinoehp512 said:

Granted. Your hands turn into solid wood.

I wish for my banes to be interesting.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Now your face is directly on top of your head.

I wish for the ability to wish for interesting wishes.

[Karger he/him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

I wish for the ability to wish for interesting wishes.

Granted your knowledge of self torture is increased tenfold.

I wish that everyone ages 7-16 would develop good taste in literature.

[Merlin]

 Granted, but "good" is a subjective term... and it just so happens that everyone's idea of good is Twilight, Grapes of Wrath, and Animal Farm.

I wish to stop sounding like a dying cat whenever I cough up mucus. (And I wish to stop coughing up mucus.)

[AonEne he/him]

16 minutes ago, WannabeWorldhopper said:

 Granted, but "good" is a subjective term... and it just so happens that everyone's idea of good is Twilight, Grapes of Wrath, and Animal Farm.

Well, I've never read the last two, but I hear Animal Farm is quite good and I know Twilight is, so this isn't too bad.

Granted! No more mucus, therefore no you sounding like a dying cat. However, you are force-fed spiked cookies.

I want to know why the cookies I just baked came out so weird

[Snipexe he/him]

Granted, you added too little soul. The preferred Soul insertion method is spikes, but seeing as you are a Tuba member, just try doubling the number of chocolate chips. 

You bane is that you are forced to join the DA (for real this time)

I wish everyone would join the DA!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Granted. The organization has a change of heart and becomes a moral organization.

I wish I had friends...

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

Granted. Every single member of the 17th Shard that has ever seen your username suddenly lives within a 100 foot radius of your house, and each are your best friends. However, you cannot seem to go anywhere without them following, and at school (I assume you go?) everyone else becomes your worst enemies. Hope you can deal with this!

 

I wish to be a Fullborn with unlimited access to the metals I want but this access will not directly or indirectly cause my death.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but all future Cosmere books are spoiled. 

 

 

 

I wish I didn’t have to wish.

Edited May 3, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[ShardShaper he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that Hoid now follows you around, constantly insulting you for your decision, and only you can see him.

 

I wish for Earth to be part of the cosmere

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

Granted, but you live on Detritus and can't leave until Starsight comes out (maybe even not then).

I wish that I owned all of the Brandon Sanderson books and am able to read them without harm to myself or others.

[Snipexe he/him]

22 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Granted. The organization has a change of heart and becomes a moral organization.

 

It’s always been that, after all morality is relative

Just now, Mushroom Catalog said:

Granted, but you live on Detritus and can't leave until Starsight comes out (maybe even not then).

I wish that I owned all of the Brandon Sanderson books and am able to read them without harm to myself or others.

Granted, you own them, but they’re just scattered around the world.

Your bane is that you are now banned from all flights.

I wish I could fly

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

15 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

Granted, but you live on Detritus and can't leave until Starsight comes out (maybe even not then).

Uhh Detritus isn't part of the Cosmere.

13 minutes ago, Snipexe said:

I wish I could fly

Granted, you can fly. But...you are also a fly. And have only a few days to live.

I wish school wasn't boring to me or anyone.

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

11 minutes ago, StormblessedSurvivor said:

Uhh Detritus isn't part of the Cosmere.

26 minutes ago, Snipexe said:

But it is in the same universe as Earth so the entire cosmere is in the same universe as he is. And he knows it. And he can't reach it. Imagine the PAIN!

(This has nothing to do with the game, so I'm not making a wish)

Edited May 3, 2019 by Mushroom Catalog