overlord stick Posted April 29, 2019 Posted April 29, 2019 Granted, but you are in the worst possible situation in all of them. (Ex. About to get killed by an Epic, Shade, etc.) I wish I could read any book instantly.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted April 29, 2019 Posted April 29, 2019 (edited) Granted. But you don’t seem to understand compassion anymore. I wish for food. Edited April 29, 2019 by BringerofShadows Ninja’d
overlord stick Posted April 29, 2019 Posted April 29, 2019 Granted, but it's spiked. I wish for nothing.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) Granted, but you cease to exist. I wish for anything. Edited April 30, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle
+Ark1002 Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but that anything is a shardblade severing your spiritweb. I wish to know everything about Brandon Sanderson's books that exist or will be written, and to own every one that is, was, or ever will be.
TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, you know everything about anything Brandon Sanderson will ever write, however it’s impossible for you to tell anyone anything in any way. You hear all the different theories people come up with and want so badly to tell them what really happens. Eventually you are driven to insanity from all the knowledge trapped in your head with no outlet. I wish for a lucky hat.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) Granted, but you have no knowledge of anything else and can only speak in Sanderson quotes from a different series each week. Granted, but if the hat ever falls off your luck will immediately get very very very bad. I wish the same as Ark but to have a different bane. Edit: Ninja'd Edited April 30, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle Ninja'd
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) Granted, but your eyes are replaced with hot coals. I wish for (a wish that will let me receive the boon of Brandon's future books without it getting ruined in any way, shape or form) without it getting ruined in any way, shape or form. Edited April 30, 2019 by xinoehp512
Snipexe he/him Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 49 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: Granted, but your eyes are replaced with hot coals. I wish for (a wish that will let me receive the boon of Brandon's future books without it getting ruined in any way, shape or form) without it getting ruined in any way, shape or form. Alright. You get that. Your life is pretty good. Your bane is simple. You will randomly cross paths with a duck in a fedora a random day every week. You will be only person to see it. Every time you see the duck it will stop and make eye contact with you for a minute, during which you will be unable to move. You will feel a tingling in your scalp when you try to avoid looking at it, growing stronger and stronger until you can’t help but look. I wish for a sandwich. 3
Queen’sWit she/her Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Snipexe said: I wish for a sandwich. Granted. But it's two feet tall and all Spam. I wish for some reputation. 1
overlord stick Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but you know reputation means nothing in the end. I wish Highschool didn't suck.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, college sucks. I wish to have all the knowledge of the Cosmere.
balletdragon he/him Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted but you get stuck in The Well of Ascension for eternity i wish to have all the time in the world to read
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but it comes in a fragile glass flask. Every time you use it, time gets taken from somewhere else. If you drop it, all time will vanish from the world. I wish for the ability to teleport.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted. You know have the ability to rip your atoms to a different place in time. Have fun with that. I wish that I would stop crying at night.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, you now laugh yourself to sleep. I wish for no bane.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but you get no boon either. I wish that I wasn’t depressed.
Snipexe he/him Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, but you get no boon either. I wish that I wasn’t depressed. Granted. Your depression is cured. Your Bane is that you feel guilty being happy when others around you are so sad. You dedicate your life to bringing happiness to all and decide to become Santa Claus. I wish for a duck Edited April 30, 2019 by Snipexe
Eluvianii he/him Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted. It's a baby duck you separated from his family with your wish and he dies of sadness. I wish my pets were immortal.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted. But they are in so much pain that they want to die. I wish for that I could wish for wishes.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but your mouth is filled with wriggling grubs for the rest of your life. And you can't wish them away. I wish for future sight.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but you can only see 0.000001 seconds into the future. I wish for my Spanish paper to be done.
ShardShaper he/him Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted. It's in french. I wish for the ability to make others happy.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but you are given a ridiculous hat that you will have to wear for the rest of your life. I wish that my banes did not affect my boons.
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