Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, now you have Malaria and Lead Poisoning.

 

 

 

I wish that our world was perfect.

Edited May 10, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

Granted, the world is perfect. However, humans are not.

Your bane is that you are have to watch all of this, and can't doing anything to stop it.

Over time, the new generations learn NOTHING. They repeat the mistakes of the generations before them, building horribly inefficient and polluting factories, cities, and more, all the while killing the environment and ruining the lives of millions. The world was once perfect for them. They had a chance. And they MESSED. IT. UP.

 

Now they're dead.

 

I wish that this doesn't happen.

Edited May 10, 2019 by Mushroom Catalog
I forgot a wish...

[Karger he/him]

47 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

I wish that this doesn't happen.

Granted but humans destroy the planet anyway.

I wish for the blessings of grit and intelligence.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, you have the grit and knowledge to finish that math test. Other than that you’re average.

 

 

 

 

I wish that my Science teacher wasn’t mean.

Edited May 10, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Lunamor she/her]

5 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, you have the grit and knowledge to finish that math test. Other than that you’re average.

 

 

 

 

I wish that my Science teacher wasn’t mean.

Granted. Now they have turned into Professor Binns from HP. They aren’t mean, but are incredibly boring.

I wish for my computer to be easier to scroll on.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but you din’t get a bane because you are amazing, @Lunamor.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn’t have to wish.

[goody153]

Granted, you didn't have the wish but somebody did have a wish which had a backlash on you regardless.
 

I wish my lust was satiated 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But is satiated by a not-very attractive woman. (Like me) 

 

 

I wish that people wouldn’t wish for things like that. (I’m prude, okay?)

[AonEne he/him]

On 5/11/2019 at 1:34 PM, BringerofShadows said:

I wish that people wouldn’t wish for things like that. (I’m prude, okay?)

The Nightwatcher grants your wish happily, with the effect of no humans ever feeling any sexual urges ever again (romance still happens, the physical lust is simply removed). It's up for debate whether that's a bane or another boon. (And everyone, I agree, can we not wish for stuff like that?)

I wish for a good song recommendation.

[Lunamor she/her]

26 minutes ago, AonEne said:

The Nightwatcher grants your wish happily, with the effect of no humans ever feeling any sexual urges ever again (romance still happens, the physical lust is simply removed). It's up for debate whether that's a bane or another boon. (And everyone, I agree, can we not wish for stuff like that?)

I wish for a good song recommendation.

Granted. The Nightwatcher has a rather, er... interesting taste in music. She summons Parry Gripp, who proceeds to rather loudly sing “It’s Raining Tacos”.

I wish for a taco that doesn’t have everything spill out the bottom when I try to eat it.

[Stutterspren she/her]

Granted, but the bottom of the shell becomes all soggy. 

I wish I could find my pencil.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, turns out it’s in your stomach.

 

 

 

I wish Ink would get the Shard back.

Edited May 13, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but then there's an extreme solar flare, destroying his computer and all the rest of the technology around the world.

I wish my cousin @Rosharan A.C. would go ahead and post

[Arith Matic he/him]

You know that's a good idea.  The Nightwatcher, who is very familiar with waiting and generally forgetful folk on the popular video game Destiny 2, is very empathetic to this sort of thing.  So, she tells you that @Rosharan A.C. will post, but will pull a me and only post once every say, six months

I wish that My Destiny 2 clan would go raiding with me.

[Lunamor she/her]

10 minutes ago, Arith Matic said:

You know that's a good idea.  The Nightwatcher, who is very familiar with waiting and generally forgetful folk on the popular video game Destiny 2, is very empathetic to this sort of thing.  So, she tells you that @Rosharan A.C. will post, but will pull a me and only post once every say, six months

I wish that My Destiny 2 clan would go raiding with me.

Granted, you end up dying 37 times and it takes you 12 hours to complete.

I wish for better penmanship.

Edited May 13, 2019 by Lunamor

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But there is no penmanship with typing, so it’s basically useless.

 

 

 

 

I wish I has bettr grammr und speeling. 

[HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath]

Granted instead "Odium Reigns" 

 

 

I wish for a perfect real Taco 

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you can't eat it. You can only stare at it. Forever it will be in your vision, making you go insane with want.  

I wish for a muffing, that I can eat, that is not a lie, and it stays fresh forever!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, but soon you discover that it is not a muffing but a muffin.

(Bolded because it's a TLT thing to take typos and make use of them).

I wish to join the Leadership team for my band.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But all the saxes and trumpets are in it, so you guys never get anything done. 

 

 

I wish that I wasn’t weird.

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, but you can never harm anyone on TLT(m) ever again

 

I wish for friday to happen twice

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. Now Monday happens twice too.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could hurt the Narrators on TLT.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

"Granted, but they're Narrators. They can feel pain, they just heal themselves, since, you know, they're immortal and whatnot. Your bane is that I'm here now" Narrator Truthless said with a grin.

"I wish that I will get a good grade on my test."

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

"Granted, but on the final you forget everything and fail badly." Narrator Ghanderflaffle said as she slid in.

"I wish for more Narrators!"

[Jruesch2 he/him]

1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

"Granted, but on the final you forget everything and fail badly." Narrator Ghanderflaffle said as she slid in.

"I wish for more Narrators!"

Granted, but they aren't narrating anything.

(BTW, I did quit my job and have another one lined up for me. I'll prove the Nightwatcher wrong!). I wish college was as easy as kindergarten.