Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, middle and high school become harder than college.

I wish for more things! (That aren't a sickness)

[overlord stick]

"Granted, you get nukes falling from the sky." Narrator stick said with an evil smile.

"I wish for pancakes."

Edited May 15, 2019 by Emperor Stick

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, you are smothered.

I wish that @Shard of Thought and @BringerofShadows were mortals so they could harm each other. The winner becomes a Narrator again and the loser dies.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Hmmm…Sounds good. Maybe you should go over to TLT and tell everyone of this amazing idea.

 

Granted, but BoS wins.

 

 

I wish that I would win. No matter what happens, I want to win. Everything.

Edited May 15, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

"I'm scared to grant this one..." Narrator Ghanderflaffle says. "At least it's not bolded!"

Granted, but all of that winning feels hollow because you know that you cheated to get it and you are never satisfied to win anything ever again because you always think that it is the Nightwatcher instead of your own accomplishments.

I wish for @Shard of Thought to win.

[+Ed Venture]

Granted...but this newfound power doesn't affect one game...The Game...which you just lost...

I wish that Butt was a main character again...

Sigh...my first Ninja 

Edited May 15, 2019 by The Forumlurker

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, The Forumlurker said:

Sigh...my first Ninja 

How have you lasted so long without getting ninja’d?!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

What's the actual definition of a NInja anyway?

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

[AonEne he/him]

6 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

What's the actual definition of a NInja anyway?

When Sharders use the term, we mean when you write something and post it, but it turns out that, while you were writing your post, someone wrote what you were going to say (or something like it, or answered the question, etc.) before you did, making what you said redundant. For example, if someone tells you what it is before I post this, I will have been ninjaed (rather ironically).

[Lunamor she/her]

Edit: Darn, Ninja’d 

Edited May 16, 2019 by Lunamor

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Makes sense make sense

[AonEne he/him]

9 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Edit: Darn, Ninja’d 

Wait, did I really?

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Wait, did I really?

Nope! 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

18 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

"I'm scared to grant this one..." Narrator Ghanderflaffle says. "At least it's not bolded!"

Granted, but all of that winning feels hollow because you know that you cheated to get it and you are never satisfied to win anything ever again because you always think that it is the Nightwatcher instead of your own accomplishments.

I wish for @Shard of Thought to win.

Granted, but she loses immediately thereafter.

I wish that this post ninja'd somebody

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, but she has another breakdown.

I wish for a life.

Edit: Ninja'd

Granted, but it was a fake ninja.

I still wish for a life.

Edited May 16, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, it is life as a rock. Have fun being immortal, but never moving, because you too big and heavy to move. (You are a big rock)

 

I wish for a new waterbottle.

[Aon Ese: Abundance,Harvest she/her]

Granted, but you won't be able to drink from it. 

I wish shardblades were real.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, but they can only be used to cut bread.

I wish for good grades on my finals.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Ghanderflaffle said:

Granted, but they can only be used to cut bread.

I wish for good grades on my finals.

Granted. You study so hard that you become the final (like becoming the law but less cool), allowing you to give yourself a good grade. Now all you see for the rest of your days is incredibly stressed adolescents who really, really hate you.

I wish to meet Brandon Sanderson.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, you suddenly realize that you hate his books and leave the shard. (This is a bane for us all.)

I wish for more books.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Granted. You are crushed by the sheer amount of books you have.

I wish my life wasn’t such a mess.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, your favorite person's life is a mess.

I wish for school to be over.

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

Granted, the school is over. Over your head. It falls on you and crushes you.

Also, your bane is that you see everything flipped, like in a mirror. But you don't realize it, because you got squished by a school.

I wish that I wasn't ever tired and didn't need to sleep.

Edited May 17, 2019 by Mushroom Catalog

[Jaywalk he/him]

Granted. You now have cancer.

I wish my birthday would come sooner.