Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[BringerofShadows]

Granted, but the Global climate is still rising. 

 

 

 

I wish that I could solve global warming.

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, you can never eat hamburgers again.

Have you seen Before the Flood? Its an awesome Global Warming movie by Leonardo DiCaprio

https://www.beforetheflood.com/

 

I wish baked goods were banned from the intro threads

[Ghanderflaffle]

*Sigh* Granted, but all TUBA members convert to DA.

I wish for a computer. 

[Lunamor]

Just now, Ghanderflaffle said:

*Sigh* Granted, but all TUBA members convert to DA.

I wish for a computer. 

Granted, but you can no longer be on the Shard on mobile.

I wish to quit accidentally squirting out absurd amounts of hand sanitizer.

[Zath]

30 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

I wish to quit accidentally squirting out absurd amounts of hand sanitizer.

Granted.  Your hands become enormous, so what was previously an absurd amount of hand sanitizer is now a perfectly reasonable amount.

Your bane ('cause the above was just your boon) is that you now believe that mac 'n' cheese is actually a sentient alien race bent on world domination.  Eventually, a reality TV show about conspiracy theorists features you in a double-length episode.

...

I wish for igloo powers.

[Arith Matic]

uh, granted? 

you can now invest investiture into igloos, making them sentient and/ or stronger than normal igloos.  your bane is that your self-aware igloos are now turning against you.

 

I wish for some tape and a marker

[xinoehp512]

Granted. Your bane is that your knowledge of the English language is replaced with knowledge of Xhosa.

I wish for the ability to express myself, with the addendum that my bane cannot affect my boon.

[BringerofShadows]

Granted. But are forever stuck in a teenage body.

 

 

 

I wish that Fortnite would die already.

[xinoehp512]

Granted. But you lose your depressing & dark personality and become a bubbly optimist.

I wish to know the answer to any question I ask.

[BringerofShadows]

*shudders* Granted. But the questions you ask are stupid.

 

 

I wish that I didn’t have Anti-Social Personality Disorder.

[AonEne]

...Wait, do you actually have APD?

Granted, but you have to answer any question posed to you to the best of your ability. You don't have to tell the truth, you don't even have to know the truth, just answer.

I wish for a golden retriever puppy!

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, it’s full name is Moash Vyre Ene

I wish for a nugget of atium 

[BringerofShadows]

13 hours ago, AonEne said:

...Wait, do you actually have APD?

Granted, but you have to answer any question posed to you to the best of your ability. You don't have to tell the truth, you don't even have to know the truth, just answer.

I wish for a golden retriever puppy!

No, I don’t have APD. But sometimes I feel like I do. 

Granted, but it doesn’t do anything.

 

I wish that I had a pet.

[Arith Matic]

"You know, pets are pretty great.  But just A pet?  No man, you deserve at least 30," the Nightwatcher says,

"so I'm gonna give you 30."

Now you have 30 pet rocks.  You can't get rid of them.  

I wish for Wax and Wayne 4 to get written already.

 

 

[BringerofShadows]

Granted. It sucks.

 

 

 

I wish that I could dissect more animals.

[ShardShaper]

Granted. You are now Nan Balat, and your leg is *Makes hand waving motion*. After Shallan refuses to kill Jasnah for the ghostbloods, Mraize kills you himself.

I wish to be able to give myself any power I can think of. (that is a lot of powers. Full compounder, infinityith heightening, Every surge & spren, Everything from Sel, Triplication [that one I came up with, it is part of my screenplay], Sand master, Every Aivar, Being a shard, the ability to manipulate energy at will, teleportation Rifting [another @shardshaper original] and much more. Oh, and my left arm is nightblood)

Edited May 25, 2019 by ShardShaper

[Arith Matic]

Great job.  You can give yourself any power, but only once, no refunds.

you get the birds for free though.

now you currently have thousands of aviar following you squawking, which eventually drives you insane. 

I wish for more markers.

[BringerofShadows]

Granted. But someone draws your profile picture on your face. 

 

 

I wish that my RP would come back to life.

[AonEne]

On 5/25/2019 at 3:52 AM, The Forumlurker said:

Granted, it’s full name is Moash Vyre Ene

YAY

22 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish that my RP would come back to life.

Do you mean The Second Cold War?

[ShardShaper]

On 5/26/2019 at 0:33 AM, BringerofShadows said:

I wish that my RP would come back to life.

Gran- The nightwatcher sees your roleplay and refuses to grant it. Even she has her limits.

 

I wish for a chair leg.

[BringerofShadows]

Granted. But you only like to sit on stools. 

 

 

 

I wish that my family was atheist. 

[Arith Matic]

sure, your family is atheist,  But you now worship the thousand eyes of Trell and believe that the cloud people are coming to eat you and that the government uses chemtrails to pacify us and give people cancer while the reptilian government infiltrates the Illuminati's secret underground stronghold to capture the reality engine that everyone is plugged into.

 

I wish that this marker drawing of my profile picture on my face would go away.

[The Wanderer]

7 hours ago, Arith Matic said:

sure, your family is atheist,  But you now worship the thousand eyes of Trell and believe that the cloud people are coming to eat you and that the government uses chemtrails to pacify us and give people cancer while the reptilian government infiltrates the Illuminati's secret underground stronghold to capture the reality engine that everyone is plugged into.

 

I wish that this marker drawing of my profile picture on my face would go away.

granted, but it reappears every time somebody tries to remove it.

 

 

I wish I could explore any part of the cosmere I wanted at any time  

[Lunamor]

1 minute ago, The Wanderer said:

granted, but it reappears every time somebody tries to remove it.

 

 

I wish I could explore any part of the cosmere I wanted at any time  

Granted. You have a sudden urge to visit The Forests of Hell and start doing cartwheels down a hill while committing arson and throwing daggers at people.

I wish for more stuff to happen on the Shard during the weekends.

[AonEne]

Granted. You wake up next Saturday, eager to see how the Nightwatcher has upped our activity levels, and sink to the ground in shock, staring at your phone. Spambots are everywhere, and while Sharders team up to report and mods hurry to ban, they're overwhelming the site! Even as you join the battle, you know our side will soon fail...

I wish @BringerofShadows would answer my question.

21 hours ago, AonEne said:

Do you mean The Second Cold War?