Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted July 25, 2019 Posted July 25, 2019 (edited) Granted, but now you don’t want to feel pain anymore. I wish to know all the DLCs for SSBU Edited July 25, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar
BringerofShadows she/her Posted July 25, 2019 Posted July 25, 2019 Granted. But now it is completely worthless. I wish people would stop using acronyms for everything.
+Doomstick he/him Posted July 25, 2019 Posted July 25, 2019 2 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Granted! After you make your wish a balloon shaped like a chull and obviously filled with helium drifts out from behind some foliage. Attached to the balloon by a thin string is a box that appears to made from soulcast metal leaves, cleverly joined and hinged at the top. The Nightwatcher beckons for you to take the box from the very light bringer of the box. As you open the lid, your're dazzled by the brilliant sapphire blue light pouring from the box. Your heart races in anticipation, finally a blue seed crystal will be yours! Unfortunately as your eyes adjust, you find that it is merely a small chunk of sapphire, shaped like a sesame seed that has been infused with stormlight. The Nightwatcher's luminous eyes then blaze as your bane is visited upon you. You now have puppy heads for hands and cat heads for feet. The upside is you can get puppy kisses anytime you want and mice run away in terror at your approach. I wish I had puppy breath. I don’t think you understood my puns
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted July 25, 2019 Posted July 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted. But now it is completely worthless. I wish people would stop using acronyms for everything. Impossible, the knowledge of who the downloadable content characters are for Super Smash Bros Ultimate can never be rendered worthless! Your wish is granted, but now you have to write out the full title for every Sanderson book. Oh, and your bane is that every title gets about twenty lengthy words longer. I wish for Breath of the Wild 2 to be out already
+Doomstick he/him Posted July 25, 2019 Posted July 25, 2019 Granted, BotW2 is out, out of reach of you... i wish for someone to get my pun
Lunamor she/her Posted July 25, 2019 Posted July 25, 2019 25 minutes ago, DoomStick said: Granted, BotW2 is out, out of reach of you... i wish for someone to get my pun Granted, but the face palming caused as a direct result of that gives five separate people concussions. I wish for there to be unlimited Studio C videos.
+Ed Venture Posted July 26, 2019 Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) Granted, but they contain as much gore as Stranger Things. I wish that I no longer need sleep to function normally. Edited July 27, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture 1
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted July 28, 2019 Posted July 28, 2019 Granted, but now you need 150 bagels a day. Plain ones. With no toppings. If you forget even ONE bagel, you die. I wish for the next Dungeon Defenders game. I also want it to be WAY better than the second one. The first one was WAY better. 1
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted July 29, 2019 Posted July 29, 2019 Granted, but all enemies/bosses/puzzles get way harder as well. I wish to not be sick anymore. 1
I lost my flute Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 On 7/29/2019 at 6:25 AM, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but all enemies/bosses/puzzles get way harder as well. I wish to not be sick anymore. Granted, but everybody you touch gets sick. I wish that I don't have any summer homework.
Lunamor she/her Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, I lost my flute said: Granted, but everybody you touch gets sick. I wish that I don't have any summer homework. Granted, now you don’t have any summer. I wish to be able to watch movies before they come out in theaters.
I lost my flute Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 Granted but they are each only 15 minutes long I wish to own all the cosmere books.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 Granted, but they’re all paperback! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I wish for more pizza.
Karger he/him Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but they’re all paperback! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I wish for more pizza. What is wrong wit hpaperback? I personally prefer hardback but they are not terrible. Granted you get half a slice of veggie with added pineapple and anchovies but it is moldy. I wish for a decent upcoming DCEU movie.
+Doomstick he/him Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Karger said: What is wrong wit hpaperback? I personally prefer hardback but they are not terrible. I think he meant mass market paperback
Karger he/him Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 11 minutes ago, DoomStick said: I think he meant mass market paperback Those are still fine.
+Ed Venture Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 On 7/30/2019 at 11:24 AM, Karger said: I wish for a decent upcoming DCEU movie. Granted, but its only good because Disney makes it. I wish for an infinitely high charisma score.
+Doomstick he/him Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 Granted, you have a negative constitution score i wish for a wafflle 1
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 Granted, no banes included for a wish as pure as yours. I wish for the Triforce; that way, I can make even more wishes!
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 Granted, but the Triforce then turns into another 3 Nightwatchers. I wish for a computer.
+Doomstick he/him Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 Granted, you get a machine that computes, known as a calculator i wish for a nice cup of tea
Karger he/him Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, DoomStick said: i wish for a nice cup of tea Granted, but its not your cup of tea. I wish for a universal ending to headaches.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted August 2, 2019 Posted August 2, 2019 Granted, but migraines become the new headache with no decrease in pain. I wish for a peach.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 3, 2019 Posted August 3, 2019 Granted, but suddenly, you’re deathly allergic to peaches. I wish that I could finish Calamity!! I’m *this* close to finishing!!!
+Ed Venture Posted August 3, 2019 Posted August 3, 2019 Granted, but before you finish everything is spoiled: Spoiler Calamity is actually a shard of Adonalsium! Ha! The ending was spoiled! You are doomed! I wish for Minecraft 1
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