Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Karger he/him]

I wish for all of Brandon's work to be set to rights

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The Nightwatcher looks at @Truthless of Shinovar and @Karger. She decides to go with Truthless, because he gave a bane. Granted, but now you hate Sanderson books. 

 

 

 

I wish for autocorrect to understand what I’m trying to spell/say.

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, it however edits what you wrote right before you post/send it to match your intent instead of what you actually wrote.

 

I wish for a marauders map but for the entire world.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. It’s so big it’s impossible to find anyone you know. 

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn’t have to wish.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you never get anything good, just banes. You no longer have luck. All you can do is break mirrors, walk under ladders,open umbrellas indoors, and brush your feet with a broom. 

 

I wish for the dress on the cover of Warbreaker. (it's pretty) 

[overlord stick]

Granted, but it's extremely uncomfortable. 

I wish to be a fullborn.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. Now everyone else is a full born, so you’re not special.

 

 

 

I wish for wish ideas.

[overlord stick]

I don't care about being special, so whatever. 

Granted, you have the idea to ask to be a chicken. 

I wish for The Lost Metal to be out already.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. You suddenly become illiterate, so you have to relearn how to read and it takes you the exact time the book would’ve been out.

 

 

 

I wish I was a chicken.

[overlord stick]

Granted, you are a featherless chicken.

I wish I could see the future.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. You become paranoid because of it. 

 

 

 

I wish I had feathers.

[overlord stick]

Granted, you have so many feathers, you turn into a pile of feathers.

I wish I had an infinite cake.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But it’s a lie.

 

 

 

I wish more wish ideas.

[+Ed Venture]

 The nightwatcher  leans close and whispers in your ear, “ wish to be a genie, like that guy in Aladdin. That’ll be a great idea!”

Your bane is that keyboards and other typing  implements  explode at your touch 

 

i wish for a truth serum

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But it works like it does in Antman and the Wasp, so that unlucky person will tell every single lie they have ever told. Everything.

 

 

 

I wish to be a free Genie.

[+Ed Venture]

Um...genies can’t wish for stuff...sorry...it’s the rules.

[overlord stick]

Granted, you are will smith genie.

I wish I had more cookies.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 minute ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, you are will smith genie.

I wish I had more cookies.

Granted, but (of course) they're all spiked.

I wish to I could have the Will Smith genie to ask for more wishes

Edited April 17, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

Granted. All you can wish for now is more wishes. 

I wish for school to be over. 

[overlord stick]

Granted, your school blew up.

I wish to not be hungry.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, you now feel over-stuffed. 

 

 

 

I wish that genies could wish.

[AonEne he/him]

On 4/16/2019 at 6:10 AM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Whew! that took a while do figure out, didn't it?

You win the Game of Life™, but your bane is that you don't earn any bragging rights from it.

I'm fine with that. I like never win that game.

Yes, it did. Nothing seems to have come of me making an account called EneWantsPerToKillHer.

10 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish that genies could wish.

Granted, but you're no longer a genie.

I wish to be able to comprehend the cuteness of my sister's new puppy. (So fluffyyyyyy!)

[overlord stick]

Granted, by making it less cute.

I wish I could get my storming modded skyrim game to not crash.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

18 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, by making it less cute.

I wish I could get my storming modded skyrim game to not crash.

Haha, granted, but part of the mod is that ALL skins look like the Fortnite default skin (just switch to the better open-world game: Breath of the Wild)

i wish that my signed copy of Arcanum Unbounded would finally arrive in the mail

[overlord stick]

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Haha, granted, but part of the mod is that ALL skins look like the Fortnite default skin (just switch to the better open-world game: Breath of the Wild)

 

You assume I haven't wasted hundreds of hours into BOTW as well? I am the devourer of Open-World RPGs.

Granted, but the signed page is missing.

I wish the next zelda game (Big one, not awakening remake) was out already.