Zennix he/him Posted July 15, 2017 Posted July 15, 2017 8 hours ago, Drake Marshall said: I wish for something I won't regret wishing for. Granted. You wish to leave this thread. I wish to visit Shadesmar.
Agent34 Posted July 15, 2017 Posted July 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Zennix said: Granted. You wish to leave this thread. I wish to visit Shadesmar. Granted. You are now in the Selish region of Shadesmar and due to your lack of preparation you're promptly killed. I wish for some pie.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted July 15, 2017 Posted July 15, 2017 7 hours ago, Agent34 said: Granted. You are now in the Selish region of Shadesmar and due to your lack of preparation you're promptly killed. I wish for some pie. Granted. One delicious fresh baked pie coming up. Straight from the dark alley. I wish for an axehound.
Zennix he/him Posted July 16, 2017 Posted July 16, 2017 59 minutes ago, winter devotion said: Granted. You forget all of your computer passwords. i wish for a pet dragon. Granted. You get a dragon that shoots fire its other end. I wish to make this Bane permanent.
Agent34 Posted July 16, 2017 Posted July 16, 2017 5 hours ago, winter devotion said: Are you sure that's not my boon? <3 granted You start shooting fire from your rear end whenever you sneeze. I wish for world peace. Granted. From now on wherever you have hair is now bald and wherever there is hairless skin is now covered with hair.
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted July 16, 2017 Posted July 16, 2017 You did not make a wish, so you will get two boons instead (yes, I'm evil). The first one is that your left thumb will itch as long as you live. The second is that whenever you scratch it, Odium will come for you. I wish for a weapon I can kill the Nightwatcher with.
kiapet Posted July 16, 2017 Posted July 16, 2017 Granted. You are now fundamentally incapable of committing any action that causes sapient creatures harm. I wish that I could magically pull objects from books.
Wordsmith Posted July 17, 2017 Posted July 17, 2017 Granted. Your bane is that you pull the main antagonist out as well. I wish that I could come up with a wish.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted July 17, 2017 Posted July 17, 2017 17 hours ago, Wordsmith said: Granted. Your bane is that you pull the main antagonist out as well. I wish that I could come up with a wish. Granted. You just did. As your bane, you forget that you just came up with a wish and made the above post, and feel the compulsion to return to the nightwatcher and make another wish. I wish for an elephant. What could possibly go wrong with that.
hoidhunter he/him Posted July 17, 2017 Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) Boon: You get one elephant that eats and poops twice as much as normal. Bane: you can never go more that 20ft. From your over eating/pooping elephant. Wish: I wish for an awesome boon/bane idea. Edited July 17, 2017 by hoidhunter
abnegation Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 Quote I wish for an awesome boon/bane idea. Granted. But you forget the idea whenever you try to post it.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, abnegation said: Granted. But you forget the idea whenever you try to post it. No wish? You walk dangerous grounds. The customary protocol in this case is to assign you two banes. Bane number one is that whenever you open a door you have to wait five full seconds before entering, or suffer a horrible and painful death. Bane number two is that control of your left and right hands are switched. You'll get used to it eventually, but good luck in the meantime... I wish for a complete catalogue of the spren of Roshar.
StrikerEZ he/him Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Drake Marshall said: No wish? You walk dangerous grounds. The customary protocol in this case is to assign you two banes. Bane number one is that whenever you open a door you have to wait five full seconds before entering, or suffer a horrible and painful death. Bane number two is that control of your left and right hands are switched. You'll get used to it eventually, but good luck in the meantime... I wish for a complete catalogue of the spren of Roshar. You now have a complete catalogue of the spren of Roshar, but it's all in the Women's Script. You also now do not have access to the Coppermind or the post(s) on the Shard where they translated the Women's Script. I wish to be able to create money of any kind.
Jonathon Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 3 hours ago, StrikerEZ said: You now have a complete catalogue of the spren of Roshar, but it's all in the Women's Script. You also now do not have access to the Coppermind or the post(s) on the Shard where they translated the Women's Script. I wish to be able to create money of any kind. Granted you can create money of any kind however for every piece of currency you create, you lose a year off of your life. I wish that people didn't always have to hate each other and be such jerks all the time about literally everything
Agent34 Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 29 minutes ago, Jonathon said: Granted you can create money of any kind however for every piece of currency you create, you lose a year off of your life. I wish that people didn't always have to hate each other and be such jerks all the time about literally everything Granted. Your noble wish means it doesn't carry a burden attached. However nothing comes free and so from now on all things you see will be inverted in angle and colour.
bookspren Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 (edited) Granted. You now have a busy, exciting life. Unfortunately, you no longer have time to read any of Sanderson's books. I wish summer was longer. Edited July 19, 2017 by bookspren
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 Granted. You now live in the Sahara desert, where it might as well be Summer year-round. I wish for something that the nightwatcher doesn't want to give me.
Zennix he/him Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 Granted. You become the Nightwatcher but the dark Parshendi absorb you in order to gain a new Form. I wish for the power to reverse anything to a previous state.
Shqueeves Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 Granted. Your bane is that you now see everything like it was under a strobe light. I wish to have a sonic screwdriver
THEMAGICkMAN Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Shqueeves said: Granted. Your bane is that you now see everything like it was under a strobe light. I wish to have a sonic screwdriver Granted. your bane is that its attached to the end of your nose. I wish to have no bane. 1
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 Granted. Nothing happens. You might as well have not visited the nightwatcher this time. I wish to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Scriptorian he/him Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Drake Marshall said: Granted. Nothing happens. You might as well have not visited the nightwatcher this time. I wish to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. She hands you a dictionary. Your curse is that all writing appears mirrored to to you. I wish to not be tired whenever I wake up. Edited July 20, 2017 by Scriptorian
Shqueeves Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Scriptorian said: She hands you a dictionary. Your curse is that all writing appears mirrored to to you. I wish to not be tired whenever I wake up. Granted. The instant you wake up, you aren't tired. Your bane is that you can't sleep for more than 5 minutes in any given 24 hour period. I wish
Krandacth Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Shqueeves said: Granted. The instant you wake up, you aren't tired. Your bane is that you can't sleep for more than 5 minutes in any given 24 hour period. I wish Granted. You suffer I wish half of my commuter trains aren't being cancelled in August.
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