Jonathon Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 3 hours ago, StrikerEZ said: You now have a complete catalogue of the spren of Roshar, but it's all in the Women's Script. You also now do not have access to the Coppermind or the post(s) on the Shard where they translated the Women's Script. I wish to be able to create money of any kind. Granted you can create money of any kind however for every piece of currency you create, you lose a year off of your life. I wish that people didn't always have to hate each other and be such jerks all the time about literally everything 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent34 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 29 minutes ago, Jonathon said: Granted you can create money of any kind however for every piece of currency you create, you lose a year off of your life. I wish that people didn't always have to hate each other and be such jerks all the time about literally everything Granted. Your noble wish means it doesn't carry a burden attached. However nothing comes free and so from now on all things you see will be inverted in angle and colour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 I wish I had a life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookspren Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 (edited) Granted. You now have a busy, exciting life. Unfortunately, you no longer have time to read any of Sanderson's books. I wish summer was longer. Edited July 19, 2017 by bookspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Granted. You now live in the Sahara desert, where it might as well be Summer year-round. I wish for something that the nightwatcher doesn't want to give me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Granted. You become the Nightwatcher but the dark Parshendi absorb you in order to gain a new Form. I wish for the power to reverse anything to a previous state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Granted. Your bane is that you now see everything like it was under a strobe light. I wish to have a sonic screwdriver 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEMAGICkMAN Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Shqueeves said: Granted. Your bane is that you now see everything like it was under a strobe light. I wish to have a sonic screwdriver Granted. your bane is that its attached to the end of your nose. I wish to have no bane. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Granted. Nothing happens. You might as well have not visited the nightwatcher this time. I wish to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scriptorian Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Drake Marshall said: Granted. Nothing happens. You might as well have not visited the nightwatcher this time. I wish to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. She hands you a dictionary. Your curse is that all writing appears mirrored to to you. I wish to not be tired whenever I wake up. Edited July 20, 2017 by Scriptorian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Scriptorian said: She hands you a dictionary. Your curse is that all writing appears mirrored to to you. I wish to not be tired whenever I wake up. Granted. The instant you wake up, you aren't tired. Your bane is that you can't sleep for more than 5 minutes in any given 24 hour period. I wish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krandacth Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Shqueeves said: Granted. The instant you wake up, you aren't tired. Your bane is that you can't sleep for more than 5 minutes in any given 24 hour period. I wish Granted. You suffer I wish half of my commuter trains aren't being cancelled in August. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathon Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Krandacth said: Granted. You suffer I wish half of my commuter trains aren't being cancelled in August. Granted. Now all of them are cancelled instead I wish to uncover a conspiracy on the seventeenth shard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Granted. You uncover the conspiracy and the conspirators casually brainwash you. Your bane is that you're constantly plagued with diarrhea. I wish for the ability to always be in mental contact with the Internet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Granted. Now all you are ever thinking of it cat videos. I wish for every single Cosmere book, past and future, in its leatherbound edition to appear in my house right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erandeni Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 28 minutes ago, Figberts said: I wish for every single Cosmere book, past and future, in its leatherbound edition to appear in my house right now. Granted, but now you are blind and deaf so you would never enjoy them. I wish to have infinite free time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Important_wavy_thing Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 8 hours ago, Idealistic Mistborn said: Granted, but now you are blind and deaf so you would never enjoy them. I wish to have infinite free time. Granted, you are cursed with insatiable boredom. I wish for infinite money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatling Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Important_wavy_thing said: Granted, you are cursed with insatiable boredom. I wish for infinite money Granted, but of course naturally this deflates the entire economy and all your money becomes worthless. And that's not your bane, that's just the natural consequence of gaining your boon. Your bane is that you become so unpleasant that you can't find anyone who is willing to sell anything to you. Another money related wish, I wish I always had exact change for whatever I needed to pay for (and enough for tax too). edit: spelling Edited July 22, 2017 by Fatling 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Important_wavy_thing Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Fatling said: Granted, but of course naturally this deflates the entire economy and all your money becomes worthless. And that's not your bane, that's just the natural consequence of gaining your boon. Your bane is that you become so unpleasant that you can't find anyone who is willing to sell anything to you. Another money related wish, I wish I always had exact change for whatever I needed to pay for (and enough for tax too). edit: spelling Granted, all money you own, your wallet, and any cards to do with money are constantly uncomfortably sticky for the rest of your life. I wish to be a mistborn on Scadrial. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaperess Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 On 7/22/2017 at 1:39 AM, Important_wavy_thing said: Granted, all money you own, your wallet, and any cards to do with money are constantly uncomfortably sticky for the rest of your life. I wish to be a mistborn on Scadrial. Granted, but you will burn through metals twice as fast as other Mistborn. I wish to be a Surgebinder on Roshar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Important_wavy_thing Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 20 hours ago, Reaperess said: Granted, but you will burn through metals twice as fast as other Mistborn. I wish to be a Surgebinder on Roshar. Granted, you burn through your memories instead of using stormlight, meaning theoretically you could literally just live in the moment, but bye bye memory if you want to be a radiant. Sticking to the theme, I wish for 10,000 investiture breaths (not normal breaths, be original.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cephandrius Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 The Nightwatcher grants your boon, and brings you to the Tenth Heightening immediately. Your bane is that you lose a few every time you sneeze. I beseech the nightwatcher to grant my boon: Give me a copy of these three books: The Lost Metal, The Winds of Winter, and Doors of Stone. (I canhold out for Oathbringer since it has a few more months to go.) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landis963 Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Cephandrius said: The Nightwatcher grants your boon, and brings you to the Tenth Heightening immediately. Your bane is that you lose a few every time you sneeze. I beseech the nightwatcher to grant my boon: Give me a copy of these three books: The Lost Metal, The Winds of Winter, and Doors of Stone. (I canhold out for Oathbringer since it has a few more months to go.) Granted. However, from hence forward, whenever you read a book, you immediately forget the contents of that book. I wish I had the power to persuade people to do anything. Edited July 28, 2017 by Landis963 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cealque Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 On 7/28/2017 at 9:36 AM, Landis963 said: Granted. However, from hence forward, whenever you read a book, you immediately forget the contents of that book. I wish I had the power to persuade people to do anything. Granted. But you can never hear another word the person you persuaded says or writes as long as you live. I wish for earth to be part of the cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 (edited) Granted, but the sheer desire to dominate leads the earth to ultimately enslave the other planets. I wish for the ability to create the most beautiful works of art in the history of the universe. Edited July 30, 2017 by Nathrangking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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