Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, but you now have permaneant wet socks attached to your feet.

 

I wish to be a feruchemist

[Windreader she/her]

Granted, but you get the hiccups every day all day except for Sunday.

I wish to be able to use Aon Dor.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted, but you can never get close enough to Elantris for it to be useful.

 

I wish Lift is my best friend.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, but you only can speak in eastern street slang. (might not seem like a curse to some)

 

I wish for dragon born shouts. 

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. They then disappear 5 seconds later.

I wish that Halloween wasn't over.

[Redbird he/him]

I'll just slow time

 

Granted, a meteor destroys your most used vehicular transport.

[Unhinged he/him]

Granted. They then disappear 5 seconds later.

I wish that Halloween wasn't over.

 

Granted but you have to give out candy to bratty children every day for eternity.

 

I really wish that I had snow tiers on my car. 

[Kyats Rani she/her]

Granted, but you will never find the keys to it.

 

I wish I knew all the correct answers to every exam I'll have to take on my university.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted, but you forget that you know them, and think the right answers are wrong.

 

I wish for a Mistborn cloak. 

[Scriptorian he/him]

Granted, but it's too long and you trip on the tassels at dramatic moments.

 

I wish to be Batman.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Granted. Your Parents are dead.

 

 

I wish I had an endless repertoire of one armed herdazian jokes. 

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. You lose one arm and are shipped to Herdazia. You should be hearing quite a lot of them over the next few years.

 

I wish to be strikingly handsome. 

[+Slowswift]

Granted, but you become invisible.

 

I wish to be a Worldhopper.

Edited November 3, 2014 by lizard-crab-thing

[Unhinged he/him]

done, but you have no sense of direction 

 

I wish for my homework to be done to the point that I would get an A+ on everything.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, you become a mosquito magnet.

 

I wish for cake.

[Steel he/him]

You didn't post a boon, so have a piece of cake. It's also poisonous to you.

 

I wish I could teleport into all the books I read, and experience what happened, but never get affected by them. 

[Kyats Rani she/her]

Granted, but you can't interact with any of the characters.

I wish to be an Edgedancer.

[~sylphrena~ she/her]

Granted, but you are cursed to break your oaths to the spren you love and never hold a Shardblade. 

 

I wish to be able to create meaningful, thrilling stories inside my head.

Edited November 4, 2014 by ~sylphrena~

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, you will not be able to remember them though.

 

I wish for a lightsaber.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted, but you make the rookie mistake of pointing it at your face and lose an eye.

 

I wish I was capable of writing good books.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, they won't be popular until you die

 

I wish for a stick

[18th Shard he/him]

Granted. You attempt to Soulcast it while wounded and painspren kill you in Shadesmar.

 

I wish that Stick was Soulcast into Steel and used as a spike to grant me allomantic steel.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, then you are bequeathed a boot to the head!

 

I wish for a hemalurgic unicorn

[18th Shard he/him]

Granted. It's angry and attacks you.

 

I wish for the ability to hear grammar.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, you are now dragon bait

 

And on a completely unrelated note, i wish for a dragon, like Saphira

Edited November 4, 2014 by Redbird3000