Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. it always rains when most inconvenient for you

I wish I had a planner that automatically filled itself with my schedule and never got lost

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. An annoying know-it-all is summoned every time you say something minorly incorrect to correct you, starting each sentence with “Actually…”, a la Oscar from The Office.

HAH! Jokes on you; I AM that person! lol.

34 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

I wish I had a planner that automatically filled itself with my schedule and never got lost

Granted. It's so filled that you can no longer read it.

I wish for some Reese's.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but the wrapper is indestructible. 

 

I wish for a Vanilla Gelato

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you are in a room that is 130 degrees fahrenheit 

I wish for someone who cares

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted, but they care about everyone, and only a fraction of their care is focused on you

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

2 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

I wish I had a planner that automatically filled itself with my schedule and never got lost

Granted. It's so filled that you can no longer read it.

I wish I could decipher my planner (I really need this)

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you can decider it in 20 years if you practiced 2 hours a day every day non stop

I wish that people cared about me

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. People care about you, but you have trouble seeing it.

I wish to be easily able to make people feel loved.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. Your head becomes twice it's normal size.

I wish for more lax parents.

[Block he/him]

Granted. You sleep 20 hours of the day every day.

I wish that I could go really fast. (Kinda like the Flash but not as fast).

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You disappear today. 

I wish for my boyfriend to stop playing FNaF music around me.

Edited April 25, 2024 by Through The Living Glass
wrote that 'cus he was watching me type and playing that lol

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. Your bane is that he kisses you. (Oh no!)

I wish to not die fighting Calamity Ganon.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You have to beat Thunderblight on Master Mode 5 times in a row before you get to Calamity.

I wish to be able to focus better.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You fall towards the sky for the rest of your life.

I wish to have a bean and cheese burrito.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The following song is now perpetually stuck in your head:

Beans, beans, the magical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel

So let’s have beans for every meal!

I wish to be able to turn different colors like a chameleon.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but the beans and cheese are your least favorite types

I wish that I could help my friends

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

granted. you permanently have roller blades on the bottom of your feet

I wish for an inhuman understanding of chemistry to pass my AP test

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. You know nothing of anything else. 

I wish for a dozen kittens.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. They are each the size of a skyscraper.

I wish to be able to shoot lightning from my hands at will.

[Lunamor she/her]

You are granted unlimited power, but now everyone judges you because it’s an ability some consider to be unnatural.

I wish to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but you alone have that knowledge and can't spread it in any way

I wish for less sadness and depression in me...

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. Everything you touch has a small chance of turning into green putty.

I wish for a large bat.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Turns out it's also a large vampire.

I wish for more driving hours already. *sigh*

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. whenever you want to use left or right you have to do the "L" trick with your hands

I wish for an unbreakable rubber band

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. If you touch the band you immediately turn to ash.

I wish for a shrimp and mussel and clam seafood stew.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You now have Geographic Tongue.

I wish for the ability to put time in a bottle.