Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted, you are now unable to do anything other than post on 17th Shard.

I wish for the power to mind control bees.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Granted. You are now constantly covered in honey. 

I wish for oblivion. 

Edited November 27, 2022 by Ookla the Ta'veren

[Immortal Platypus]

Granted. You are instantly brought back from oblivion.

I wish to be immune to bee stings.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. Hornets are now always after you.

I wish for my insectoid minions to take over the world for me.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. The result is like the Bee movie. You no longer understand English

I wish for books

[Frustration]

Granted.

You are now illiterate. 

 

I wish for heat.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. You are now teleported five feet in a random direction every time you sneeze.

(I feel like people are getting away from the random nature of the banes.)

I wish to be cured of writer's block.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted. You now can only see things sideways (as in, the wall is the floor, and the sky is beside you)

I wish for some emerald broams

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. The Nightwatcher wonders why you wanted them, as they are useless in your world.

I wish for the ability to turn packing peanuts into regular peanuts.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted. The only word you can say is 'snooffles'. 

I wish to see the world without depth perception. (It won't be that different...)

[Immortal Platypus]

Granted. The nightwatcher wonders why. You must answer any question truthfully, always.

I wish to be immune to all insect's bites, stings, etc., etc.

Edited November 29, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[Telrao she/her]

Granted. You cannot remember the name of your favourite human.

I wish for Kaladin to exist!

[Immortal Platypus]

Granted. you are incapable of believing anything that you do not know firsthand.

i wish for Shallan to not exist.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You destroyed the Cosmere, but the books still exist. You no longer have a shadow.

We wish to control more than Emu

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You also control Ostrich. However, your PFP always looks a little off to you.

I wish for the ability to make things symetrical.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you can make things symmetrical, but you are now forever unsymmetrical in every way.

I wish for a pie pan that gives me another pie after I finish the previous.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted. You can now only taste lemons. Just lemons. Nothing else. Ever.

I wish to be able to yeet into space with no consequences!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you now smell like Mr Forkle.

I wish to be in charge of the Nightwatcher.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted. Your mother turns into a vegetable. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

You are cursed for eternity for not wishing.

I wish for all my homework to be done. Please help I'm panicking internally. Too. Much. Work.

Edited November 30, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you are millions of dollars in debt.

I wish to understand and speak every language.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you can only speak a language that people who hear you would not understand.

We wish to bind more people to our will.

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you are assassinated swiftly by a hero and they are freed.

I wish for a bag of chips and a soda.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted. Your bane is that you get anxiety attacks whenever you see a keyboard.

I wish for an infinite supply of two minute noodles (chicken flavour)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. You have heart problems for the rest of your life.

I wish for the power to always decide what I want for dinner and have everyone else in the room immediately agree with me.