Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

You get stormlight, but it's in a cracked gemstone.

I wish for POwEr!

[Telrao she/her]

Granted, but your spiritweb cannot handle it, and your conscience shatters into infinitesimal pieces.

I wish for a pet baby chicken that stays a cute, fluffy baby forever!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

It is a cute chick, but it pecks your eyes out and is really mean.

I wish for Baker's Chocolate.

[Cinnamon]

8 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Granted, the Chocolate to Peanut butter ratio in all of them is skewed towards the peanut butter by a very large margin.

That’s not a bane! Yippee I love peanut butter! Also Reese’s peices are the ones that look like MnMs so they don’t have chocolate.

1 hour ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

I wish for Baker's Chocolate.

Granted,  whenever you eat you have an overwhelming bout of uncontrollable smelly flatulence.

I wish to …  bond to a spren

*already imagining the terrible things that might happen*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

(MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAA-)

Granted! You've bonded a Deathspren. Goodbye!

 

I wish for an amazingly amazing amulet that keeps me safe from the Nightwatcher's Banes.

 

[Telrao she/her]

Granted, unfortunately, Lift stole all the existing amazing amazingness, and so the amulet did not work.

I wish that I could be less introverted.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

8 hours ago, Telrao said:

Granted, unfortunately, Lift stole all the existing amazing amazingness, and so the amulet did not work.

I wish that I could be less introverted.

Okay, but you still half half of it and most people now avoid you.

I wish for sleep.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you still feel tired.

I wish to have mods IRL

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Okay, but they moderate EveYTHinG! (That's what you meant, right? Moderators?)

I wish for pineapple.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Okay, you are a pineapple now.

I wish for a pet rabbit that is not dead and not really sick or injured.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Okay, you get a rabbit, but it eats you.

I wish for the inability to become sick.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you get poisoned.

I wish for timespace manipulation.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted, but you can't get out of the black hole you made.

I wish for sand to turn into puppies.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

You have it, but with no clue how to use it, and you're the only one who has it, and it's super complicated to use.

I wish for a real magic wand and the knowledge of how to use it.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted. You are slightly more flexible than normal.

I wish for the material to save rabbit lives. (Ones that have been injured by the shadows.)

[Telrao she/her]

Granted, but these materials are fatal to humans and potatoes. You cannot use them without dying.

I wish I could be Lift!

Edited November 2, 2022 by Telrao

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Congrats, your name is now Lift!

I wish I could read like Biblioden.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted. You can't stop reading, and die of dehydration.

I wish I could become a spren!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

You are a windspren and are now super stupid.

I wish I had a milkshake.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. It's made out of dill pickle flavored ice cream.

I wish for an understanding of why I get about as much rep from Alleyverse as I do from meme posts.

300th post!

Edited November 2, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Telrao she/her]

Granted, but the answer drives you insane.

I wish for a potato!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Potato's Wit appears with all her potato friends and attacks you. She is angry.

I wish to be able to jump in and out of Roshar whenever I like with no fear of injury or death.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you can only observe, and not interact with anything.

I wish to not be in a black hole.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted! You are now in a star, and have been incinerated,

I wish I could eat more than 413 nuggets without dying.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

19 hours ago, Telrao said:

Granted! You are now in a star, and have been incinerated,

I wish I could eat more than 413 nuggets without dying.

I have succeeded in becoming a ghost again.

Granted. you can eat 413.00000000000000000000000001 nuggets without dying.

I wish to be on earth.