Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You see everything so perfectly, you are blinded by all the light your eyes receive and you must stay at all times in an absolutely light-free room. Except the night, when you can get out. With three pairs of sunglasses.

I wish to know what is the best book ever written as of now, so I know what I can add next to my gargantuan TBR.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Granted. You know the book, but you can never read it. 

I wish to see Les Miserables.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you read the book first, and so hate it.

I wish to be able to control my body.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you can't control anything else

I wish to have a personal servant/best friend.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Granted. You have a constant whispering in your ears that says “winter is coming” every time your local store puts out the Christmas decor.

 

I wish my devices never ran out of battery.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. Your devices never run out of battery, because they don't have one now.

I wish to be under the sea, in an octopus' garden in the shade

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. The moon disappears.

I wish to have a complete knowledge of everything that is dangerous in the wild and the skills to avoid the danger.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Granted. You can never avoid any dangers outside of the Wild.

I wish for my family to be happy. 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Granted. Everyone you meet smiles when they see you, but loses that when you leave.

I wish for a really cool hat.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Granted. You get a really cool hat. In fact, it’s so cold when you touch it you get frostbite. 

I wish to never wish for anything. 

[Cosmerenomics Enthusiest.]

Granted you are no longer able to wish for anything in other words you have lost all hope 

I wish to be a Lerasium mistborn

 

 

[FusedOfHonor]

Granted, if you touch an allomantic metal, it explodes.

I wish for Stormlight 5 to be released.

 

[Cosmerenomics Enthusiest.]

Granted but you are now permanently deaf illiterate and have severe nerve damage.

I wish for the ability to know the history instantly of every object I touch.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, your entire history is projected into the minds of everyone around you every time you do it.

I wish to gain cryptic visions of the past, present, and future that come randomly and only make sense as I have more visions and gain more knowledge.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

...I think that wish came with the bane included, buuuut....

Granted. You can only see the bad things that will happen in the future, however. In a few years, you will be the subject of a hit song.

I wish to be able to summon protagonists from my favorite books into reality, with all of their power intact.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Granted. They find you an unappealing friend due to your lack of magicness and go find someone more magicky.

 

I wish I got toggle-able mental pings every time I get a 17th shard notification.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you are only able to check the shard once a year.

I wish to have masterful diorama making skills.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Your hands fall off.

I wish to have the ability to change anyone's mind on a subject, consequence free.  

[Yumiya]

Granted, but you can only change peoples minds to the opposite of what you truly believe. Ie if you believe deep in your heart that the earth is round, you can only change peoples minds to believe that it is flat.

I wish people would go back to written tutorials with diagrams when posting tutorials online instead of youtube or facebook like videos.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Granted, but all the tutorials are so confusing no one can follow them.

I wish for Nightwatcher to not curse anyone.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Nightwatcher gives you a strange look, and your bane is you are only able to say NO! to any question asked.

I wish for people to be more active in the Alleyverse.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Granted! No consequences.

I wish for people to be more active in SE!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted! You now have to deal with the shenanigans of the new players. You're bane is that you are red/green color blind.

I wish to have a bayard that can do what the bayards of the paladin's of voltron can do.

[EmTheElsecaller]

Granted, but you can only use it for an hour each day.

I wish to be able to transport myself into any Cosmere world and back again at will.   

… basically I just want to be Hoid

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You are now stuck in the cosmere

I wish to smack Lucinda