The Bookwyrm Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 Granted, your entire history is projected into the minds of everyone around you every time you do it. I wish to gain cryptic visions of the past, present, and future that come randomly and only make sense as I have more visions and gain more knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 ...I think that wish came with the bane included, buuuut.... Granted. You can only see the bad things that will happen in the future, however. In a few years, you will be the subject of a hit song. I wish to be able to summon protagonists from my favorite books into reality, with all of their power intact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 Granted. They find you an unappealing friend due to your lack of magicness and go find someone more magicky. I wish I got toggle-able mental pings every time I get a 17th shard notification. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 Granted, you are only able to check the shard once a year. I wish to have masterful diorama making skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 Granted. Your hands fall off. I wish to have the ability to change anyone's mind on a subject, consequence free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 Granted, but you can only change peoples minds to the opposite of what you truly believe. Ie if you believe deep in your heart that the earth is round, you can only change peoples minds to believe that it is flat. I wish people would go back to written tutorials with diagrams when posting tutorials online instead of youtube or facebook like videos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 Granted, but all the tutorials are so confusing no one can follow them. I wish for Nightwatcher to not curse anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 The Nightwatcher gives you a strange look, and your bane is you are only able to say NO! to any question asked. I wish for people to be more active in the Alleyverse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted September 11, 2022 Report Share Posted September 11, 2022 Granted! No consequences. I wish for people to be more active in SE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Granted! You now have to deal with the shenanigans of the new players. You're bane is that you are red/green color blind. I wish to have a bayard that can do what the bayards of the paladin's of voltron can do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmTheElsecaller Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Granted, but you can only use it for an hour each day. I wish to be able to transport myself into any Cosmere world and back again at will. … basically I just want to be Hoid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Granted. You are now stuck in the cosmere I wish to smack Lucinda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_of_Awesome Posted September 15, 2022 Report Share Posted September 15, 2022 Thus, I return. It's been a while. On 9/13/2022 at 10:36 AM, EmulatonStromenkiin said: Granted. You are now stuck in the cosmere I wish to smack Lucinda Who is Lucinda? Granted, you may smack Lucinda. However when you do, the offending appendage will fall off, come to life, and start smacking you. My wish is that my friends will actually like and understand the books I read... *cries* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted September 15, 2022 Report Share Posted September 15, 2022 GRANTED, YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. Your bane is that each letter you type has to be in a different color. I wish to have a sword that bleeds black smoke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted September 15, 2022 Report Share Posted September 15, 2022 Granted. the black smoke is the sword being turned to dust on contact to air, and it has no other powers. Your bane: you no talk sideways. I wish to have permanent youtube access. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 Granted. Your youtube account is set as kid account. Also, your middle fingers both fall off. I wish to sleep more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 Granted. You are still tired. I wish to confuse people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 Granted, but now no one can understand anything you‘re saying. Ever. I wish I had a tame killer rabbit big enough to ride on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 Granted. People target you with Holy Hand Grenades due to how imposing your steed is. I wish that more sharders played MTG. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 Granted. You no longer are interested in it. I wish to have a quantum core. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 Granted. Your atoms have extra nuclei now. This causes you to die in all sorts of cool ways. I wish that this thread was more active. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 Granted. There is now so much people posting here, you get constantly ninja'd. I wish to have a competent school management. (I know it doesn't exist but we can dream) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 Granted. You move. I wish to have minecraft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 (edited) Granted. You now look like a Minecraft skin IRL. I wish to be able to slow and accelerate time. Like speed bubbles in Mistborn but in both ways and without needing tons of rare and unfindable metals. Edited September 29, 2022 by Just a Silvereye "The speed bubbles in SA" seriously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 34 minutes ago, Just a Silvereye said: I wish to be able to slow and accelerate time. Like speed bubbles in SA, but in both ways and without needing tons of rare and unfindable metals. Granted, it is in time skips. Your bane is that you have to drink hydro cloric acid instead of water. I wish to be able to fully function while asleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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