Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 granted but if it goes out of of your sight you can't control it. I wish to write a good book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: granted, but you leave behind a body part each time. ooh, that's an interesting limitation! 1 hour ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish to have power over fire. Granted, you can charge your phone, or whatever other device that you want to power while you're sitting on top of a fire Edit, ninja'ed mid-writing Edited June 15, 2021 by Honorless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 Just now, Honorless said: ooh, that's an interesting limitation! Granted, you can charge your phone, or whatever other device that you want to power while you're sitting on top of a fire Edit: ninja'ed um, I already did that, and what about mine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I wish to write a good book. Granted, but it's the Necronomicon My wish is to access that book, for research purposes, of course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 Granted, you have it and you can research. You can research anything...except the book I wish for a nice pair of shoes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+CallsignZen she/her Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 (edited) granted, you can never take them off. i wish for a spren Edited June 15, 2021 by CallsignZen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 granted but it is super annoying and laughs at you whenever you make a mistake. I wish to be read stormlight five. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+CallsignZen she/her Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 28 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: granted but it is super annoying and laughs at you whenever you make a mistake. I wish to be read stormlight five. same so bad granted, but nothing goes the way you want. i wish for more wishes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 granted, but we all get them just on different turns, so nothing changes. the bane is that your ears will never work again. I wish for power over gravity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph he/him Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I wish for power over gravity. Your bane is that your food will never be the right temperature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 What's your wish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 @Kings_way Wish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 Hmmm… Spoiler @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? @Kings_way Wish? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 I wish I were an iron ferring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 The nightwatcher misheard you and turns you into a ferret made of solid iron. I wish I hadn't forgotten to include a wish in my last post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 Granted. You get the ability to edit your posts so that no one notices. Oh wait... I wish waking up early was easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Eluvianii said: Granted. You get the ability to edit your posts so that no one notices. Oh wait... I wish waking up early was easy. Granted, waking up early is incredibly easy, so easy you wake up at 6:00 even when you have vacation, Though after 1 hour you become tired again… I wish for a million ferrets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 (edited) Granted. [INSERT LOW-EFFORT BANE HERE] I wish for the ability to create small pocket dimensions outside of time and space, with a sustainable nitrogen-oxygen breathable atmosphere, at habitable temperatures, gravity is optional but must not be stronger than 16m/s^2. and I will not be in danger of angering any eldritch gods such that they smite me with their all-knowing gaze. This pocket dimension is easily enterable and exit-able by me and any objects or persons I desire, I may summon the portal anywhere I desire, and time within moves at an accelerated pace similar to that of bendalloy bubbles. (You see I'm making this difficult for you boon-ruiners ;P) Also no lethal background radiation, or quantum shenanigans entrapping me, nor any insta-kill traps or other unforeseen effects. Just a simple, friendly, pocket dimension ability with no shenanigans that turn it into an existential nightmare whatsoever. Edited June 17, 2021 by The Technovore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 (edited) 17 minutes ago, The Technovore said: Granted. [INSERT LOW-EFFORT BANE HERE] I wish for the ability to create small pocket dimensions outside of time and space, with a sustainable nitrogen-oxygen breathable atmosphere, at habitable temperatures, gravity is optional but must not be stronger than 16m/s^2. and I will not be in danger of angering any eldritch gods such that they smite me with their all-knowing gaze. This pocket dimension is easily enterable and exit-able by me and any objects or persons I desire, I may summon the portal anywhere I desire, and time within moves at an accelerated pace similar to that of bendalloy bubbles. (You see I'm making this difficult for you boon-ruiners ;P) Also no lethal background radiation, or quantum shenanigans entrapping me, nor any insta-kill traps or other unforeseen effects. Just a simple, friendly, pocket dimension ability with no shenanigans that turn it into an existential nightmare whatsoever. Granted Your bane is that when you get back from they Pocket Dimension all your friends and family along with everyone you’ve ever known will be gone having forgotten you and disappeared Don’t try to mess with the banes I wish to be a Fullborn Edited June 17, 2021 by Bejardin1250 Switched words 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Bejardin1250 said: Granted Your bane is that when you get back from they Pocket Dimension all your friends and family along with everyone you’ve ever known will be gone having forgotten you and disappeared Don’t try to mess with the banes I wish to be a Fullborn Upvote for good bane. Granted, However, as your spiritual DNA is being rewritten to have this incredible power, some other changes are made. First off, you've lost your ears, and your nose. Thousands of small, thin gashes now cover your body, constantly bleeding. Gold and Aluminum cannot fix these wounds, as they are now written into your very soul. Secondly, your Connection to Preservation has summoned both it, and Ruin, into the real world. 16% of all humanity is some form of Metalborn, either Misting, Mistborn, or Feruchemist. Just as soon as you come into your power, Ruin begins to make moves. Natural disasters increase. Hemalurgic abominations begin to cause chaos. A strange cult dedicated to Ruin rises, bent on planetary destruction. There is mass confusion, mass panic, and metal prices are going through the roof. You are the single most powerful human on the planet, yet you look absolutely revolting. What will you do in this Brave New World? The choice is yours. I wish for a happy little tree. Edited June 17, 2021 by The Technovore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 Your happy little tree causes an imbalance in the cosmere, killing everyone and everything within the next year. You're welcome. I wish to be an IRON FERRING. That or able to access the surge of Gravitation without a spren bond. Or for Starstuff flight that will never wear off. Nightwatcher's pick. Basically I want to be able to be weightless when I choose, for indefinite amounts of time that I choose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 Weightless when you choose, for indefinite amounts of time that you choose. Granted. This is the ability that you have, as you are now an Iron Ferring Windrunner. However, your bane is that your biological form is now irreversibly adapted to zero-gravity environments. Experiencing gravity is painful, and if you actually hit the floor, Harmony help you. I wish for the Nightwatcher to be released from its chains and oaths and given the will to do as it pleases. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 Granted. End of the thread. Hope you're happy. I wish the Nightwatcher willingly keeps granting wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 (edited) No. I wish that... Waitaminute... Sure, you get your wish. Your bane is that she also still grants banes, and you will never be able to taste any sandwiches you eat anymore. I wish for my honorable death in the GURPS campaign I'm playing in. Edited June 18, 2021 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 Granted, sadly the Nightwatcher is confused and gives you an Honorable death IRL I wish for summer plans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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