Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Gak he/him]

On 11/14/2020 at 7:14 AM, Honorless said:

I wish for the ability to summon fashionable apparel

granted, but their always a size to small for you

i wish anyone who reads this comment would upvote 3 random people

[Chinkoln he/him]

Granted. None of them are you.

I wish my copy of RoW would actually arrive before it is supposed to, which is next month.

[Honorless he/him]

12 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

Granted. None of them are you.

I wish my copy of RoW would actually arrive before it is supposed to, which is next month.

The Nightwatcher cannot grant you this Boon, ask another

[Chinkoln he/him]

1 hour ago, Honorless said:

The Nightwatcher cannot grant you this Boon, ask another

NOOOOO

FINE. I wish logarithms and calculus had never been invented.

[Gak he/him]

granted, but everything they were used for are now gone.

i legally own the moon, with no cost.

Edited November 17, 2020 by gak
forgot to add a wish

[Chinkoln he/him]

Granted, the moon is now orbiting in another solar system.

I wish for Covid-19 to have a Happy Birthday!

(November 17, 2019, was when the first person in the world was identified as having Covid-19)(I don't really want it to have a happy birthday, but I wanted an interesting wish)

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that your mind is changed and now you actually wish for it to have a happy birthday. You really like the virus now in fact. It may not have a consciousness but it feels like an old friend to you. All these new positive feelings towards the virus mean that either you make them public and everyone looks at you with disdain when the topic arises, or you have to be really uncomfortable keeping your comments to yourself when people talk about how terrible this thing you love is for humanity.

I wish for my copy of RoW to be magically teleported to me tomorrow instead of arriving as it is scheduled on next Tuesday. 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. The text is now in braille.

I wish for libraries transit time to be reduced to 2 hours.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

11 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted. The text is now in braille.

I wish for libraries transit time to be reduced to 2 hours.

Granted in order to go that fast the delivery trucks generate so much heat the books burn.

I wish to be able to time travel forwards in time.

[NameIess]

5 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said:

I wish to be able to time travel forwards in time.

Granted. You may travel forwards in time, but you must fuel this ability with the blood of innocents. Without this fuel, you will not move in time, forwards or backwards.

 

I wish I didn't have to wait THREE YEARS for Stormlight 5.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Granted. You may travel forwards in time, but you must fuel this ability with the blood of innocents. Without this fuel, you will not move in time, forwards or backwards.

 

I wish I didn't have to wait THREE YEARS for Stormlight 5.

granted, you have to wait 6 years.

I wish for an omelet.

[NameIess]

Just now, Chasmgoat said:

granted, you have to wait 6 years.

AGGHSGDHGASDHAGSIHFK. WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME?

1 minute ago, Chasmgoat said:

I wish for an omelet.

Granted. It is the more can imagine. It is made out of the most terrible ingredients in existence, and is covered in hemalurgic spikes that have stored in them the disgust for each an every one of the three-hundred and seventy-three ingredients, taken from the people in the universe who disliked them the most. Your bane is that you have to make the person you love the most eat it.

I wish for the sweet release of reading a new Brandon Sanderson book.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

2 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

granted, you have to wait 6 years.

I wish for an omelet.

Granted your name is that you must it that omelet in one bite

 

4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Granted. You may travel forwards in time, but you must fuel this ability with the blood of innocents. Without this fuel, you will not move in time, forwards or backwards.

 

I wish I didn't have to wait THREE YEARS for Stormlight 5.

Thanks, now I have an excuse to kill people 

I wish for the ability to raise people from the dead (so I can bring those innocents back to life)

[NameIess]

Just now, Somebody from Sel said:

I wish for the ability to raise people from the dead (so I can bring those innocents back to life)

Granted. You can now raise people from the death, but you must use the blood of innocents to do so. A hundred gallons of innocent blood per person raised.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

Just now, Nameless said:

Granted. You can now raise people from the death, but you must use the blood of innocents to do so. A hundred gallons of innocent blood per person raised.

It's an infinite loop, I have an even bigger excuse to kill people  and a good lawyer could make a case that I'm not liable.

[NameIess]

Just now, Somebody from Sel said:

It's an infinite loop, I have an even bigger excuse to kill people  and a good lawyer could make a case that I'm not liable.

While you are using the blood of innocents to stay in court long enough to prove that you are not liable for murdering innocents. Yep. I'm sure the jury will agree with you .

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

While you are using the blood of innocents to stay in court long enough to prove that you are not liable for murdering innocents. Yep. I'm sure the jury will agree with you .

???

[NameIess]

Just now, Somebody from Sel said:

???

You still have to use the blood of innocents to avoid being frozen in time.

[Eluvianii he/him]

19 hours ago, Nameless said:

I wish for the sweet release of reading a new Brandon Sanderson book

Granted. It's RoW. Happy three years until KoW. 

I wish for a lifelong dotation of chocolate. 

[NameIess]

28 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

Granted. It's RoW. Happy three years until KoW. 

Hang on, I already read that. It's not new anymore.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

15 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

I wish for a lifelong dotation of chocolate. 

The nightwatcher has no idea what a dotation of chocolate is...

She drops a mountain on your head for wasting her time.

I wish for calming ambient music.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

4 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said:

The nightwatcher has no idea what a dotation of chocolate is...

She drops a mountain on your head for wasting her time.

I wish for calming ambient music.

Granted. You will never feel calm again.

I wish for the ablity to read RoW superspeed.

Edited November 20, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[Gak he/him]

granted, but first you must watch 30 consecutive hours of sesame street

i wish for the next 3 banes to be rhyme with each other

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, gak said:

i wish for the next 3 banes to be rhyme with each other

Granted. Your bane is the rhythym of pain.

I wish for the power of deathshaping. (Yes, I just made that up off the top of my head.)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

28 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Granted. Your bane is the rhythym of pain.

I wish for the power of deathshaping. (Yes, I just made that up off the top of my head.)

You are granted the ability to make uncanny pieces of death pottery. Your bane is that they can only be used to hold grain. 
 

I wish that I had a mini-fridge.

Edited November 22, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.