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9 minutes ago, The Second Post said:

Granted, but in order for the nightwatcher to preform this much magic on your spirit web she has to nearly shatter it, leaving you completely insane. 

You could call them Keepers after the order that they all belonged to. (I think they were called keepers, not sure)

I wish to win the new game of Nomic

Granted, but only because no one else plays.

I wish for more reputation points.

Posted
5 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Granted, but only because no one else plays.

I wish for more reputation points.

Granted, but the mods are onto you in a minute and you have all reputation points taken away from you.

I wish for eloquence.

Posted
Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but the mods are onto you in a minute and you have all reputation points taken away from you.

I wish for eloquence.

Granted. You now have the knowledge to speak eloquently, and you could speak eloquently (or write) if you had vocal chords or hands.

I wish for everyone to burst out in random singing and dancing like its a musical.

Posted

Wherever you do, people burst into song and dance around you. Unfortunately, their singing is tone deaf, and their dance styles lack rhythm.

I wish to have the wisdom of the Five Scholars.

Posted (edited)

Granted. You (Warbreaker spoilers)

Spoiler

Get killed by nightblood like shashara, arsteel, and varatreledes did.

I wish for nightblood and infinite investiture.

Edited by Kings_way
Posted
19 hours ago, Danex said:

Granted, but in order for the nightwatcher to preform this much magic on your spirit web she has to nearly shatter it, leaving you completely insane. 

On 7/13/2020 at 4:37 PM, Enter a username said:

Would it have completely shattered if Feruchemical atium was included?

Granted. You are now upside down.

Posted (edited)

He just wished for infinite power and his bane was to fall over? Night blood + infinite investiture could literally cause the heat death of the cosmere. Yes this is perfectly balanced.

also yeah probably. What would happen if someone’s spirit web just was completely annihilated? I don’t think they would die... maybe something like complete loss of identity? Something along the lines of a dementors kiss? 
also you didn’t wish for anything. 

Edited by Danex
Posted

Hey, being upside down is a fair trade. Especially since I can flip myself back pretty easily.

I wish for nightblood to stop asking me to destroy evil.

Posted

Granted. Rashek knows you have it.

I wish for bronze compounding.

Posted

 

1 hour ago, Mist said:

I wish for bronze compounding.

Granted, you are a bronze compounder. The nightwatcher is too lazy to double check the allomantic table for bronze, so she can’t give you a thematically appropriate bane. Instead, your hair is now permanently slimy and bright green. 

Spoiler

Is it heat? I think bronze stores heat. Whatever. 

I wish for the copy of Smash Bros Ultimate that I bought on eBay and was supposed to arrive 2 days ago to to arrive unharmed. 

Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, Danex said:

 

Granted, you are a bronze compounder. The nightwatcher is too lazy to double check the allomantic table for bronze, so she can’t give you a thematically appropriate bane. Instead, your hair is now permanently slimy and bright green. 

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Is it heat? I think bronze stores heat. Whatever. 

I wish for the copy of Smash Bros Ultimate that I bought on eBay and was supposed to arrive 2 days ago to to arrive unharmed. 

Granted, but when it arrives, you are forced to only play as Pit and taunt in between attacks

I wish for bronze compounding as well so I don’t feel so tired

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Posted
22 hours ago, Danex said:

He just wished for infinite power and his bane was to fall over? Night blood + infinite investiture could literally cause the heat death of the cosmere. Yes this is perfectly balanced.

 

Not falling over, more similar to Dinnerbone name tag from Minecraft

Posted (edited)

Granted. The oxidation makes wherever you have your bracers permanently slightly green.

Bronze compounding is wakefulness.

I wish for a razor for my slimy hair. (Remember, green and slimy)

Flame on! 

Edited by Mist
Posted
8 minutes ago, Mist said:

Granted. The oxidation makes wherever you have your bracers permanently slightly green.

Bronze compounding is wakefulness.

I wish for a razor for my slimy hair. (Remember, green and slimy)

Flame on! 

Granted, but your hair keeps growing back quickly and more slimy.

I wish for season 4 of MLB right now.

Posted (edited)

Granted, the Nightwatcher creates a fourth season of Major Legaue Baseball since she totally not me has no idea what it stand for. Your bane is that every time you try and turn left, you accidentally find yourself going right. You can go left eventually, it just takes a try or two.

I wish for a pet condor.

Edited by Truthless of Shinovar
Posted
Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, the Nightwatcher creates a fourth season of Major Legaue Baseball since I she has no idea what it stand for. Your bane is that every time you try and turn left, you accidentally find yourself going right. You can go left eventually, it just takes a try or two.

I wish for a pet condor.

Granted. It dies the next day.

I wish for the fourth season of Miraculous Ladybug now.

Posted
Just now, DramaQueen said:

Granted. It dies the next day.

I wish for the fourth season of Miraculous Ladybug now.

Granted, it ruins everything you love about the show!

I wish for an undead pet condor.

Posted (edited)
36 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, it ruins everything you love about the show!

I wish for an undead pet condor.

HOW DARE THEY!

Granted. It is undead (aka a zombie) You become a zombie, too and forget everything of importance to you, including the condor.

I wish for the blood of my enemies

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forgot a wish--whoops
Posted
11 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

HOW DARE THEY!

Granted. It is undead (aka a zombie) You become a zombie, too and forget everything of importance to you, including the condor.

Ah, Truthless, you are really good at forgetting everything. (Remember gecko from TLT?)

Drama, you need to wish for something unfortunately. ;)

Posted
32 minutes ago, Emi said:

Ah, Truthless, you are really good at forgetting everything. (Remember gecko from TLT?)

Drama, you need to wish for something unfortunately. ;)

Wait, who are you again?:P

Posted
40 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Wait, who are you again?:P

Just a quite tall 13 years old girl who likes reading books, playing platform games, doing some sport and makes a lot of mistakes as I’m learning English for only 10 years (wow, it’s quite a long time when I count it)

Posted
1 hour ago, DramaQueen said:

I wish for the blood of my enemies

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It's about time I yeeted back to this thread.

Granted! You have the blood of your enemies. The blood the comes specifically from your enemies, when they bleed. You now have blood.

I think that's a bane enough.

I wish for Szeth's Oathstone!

Posted
44 minutes ago, Emi said:

Just a quite tall 13 years old girl who likes reading books, playing platform games, doing some sport and makes a lot of mistakes as I’m learning English for only 10 years (wow, it’s quite a long time when I count it)

I was just kidding, sorry if that was unclear, I know you Emi!:D

 

31 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Granted! You have the blood of your enemies. The blood the comes specifically from your enemies, when they bleed. You now have blood.

I think that's a bane enough.

I wish for Szeth's Oathstone!

Granted, but Szeth is no longer bound by it, so all you have is a fancy looking rock. Your bane is that you are now soaking wet.

I wish for a way to implement tone of voice into text.

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