Soulbinder she/her Posted June 20, 2020 Posted June 20, 2020 No one’s wishing so I will. I wish that I had a beautiful singing voice.
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 20, 2020 Posted June 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: I wish that I had a beautiful singing voice. Granted! The Nightwatcher turned you into a Musician Wren, and now your beautiful soulful chirping can be heard by all who come seeking boons. Visitors to the Valley are often heard talking about the magisterial singing of the NightWatcher's favorite Chicken. Spoiler This is what you now look like, this Video has the song you sing at time marker 4:22 I wish I had a hoverboard that really worked. A real, operational version of the flying skateboard from Back to the Future 2.
Soulbinder she/her Posted June 20, 2020 Posted June 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Granted! The Nightwatcher turned you into a Musician Wren, and now your beautiful soulful chirping can be heard by all who come seeking boons. Visitors to the Valley are often heard talking about the magisterial singing of the NightWatcher's favorite Chicken. I’m not mad with this outcome at all. 2 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: I wish I had a hoverboard that really worked. A real, operational version of the flying skateboard from Back to the Future 2. Granted. It runs on pure gold. You better be super rich. I wish for a flute.
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 20, 2020 Posted June 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: I wish for a flute. Granted. You are now cursed to forever carry the fell flute of Lemuria. Black as the darkest night, hewn and shaped from the thigh bone of Moloch, the king of the seven abysses of infernal damnation, this wretched instrument drives any who hear its wailing banshee emmanations insane. Trapped between the world of the living and the dead, you are compelled by forces outside your control to play this wretched flute. You are the symphony of madness that lies in the fog shrouded heath. You are the terror that waits in the dark places of the earth where even spiders fear to go. Your finger work is impeccable, you are told on multiple occasions that never has the symphony of black insanity and unending terror ever sounded so good. I wish I could turn aluminum into gold so I can power my hoverboard.
Soulbinder she/her Posted June 21, 2020 Posted June 21, 2020 Wow, that was more intense than I anticipated.
Mist she/her Posted June 21, 2020 Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) Granted. You are slowly turning into gold. I wish for accurate pronunciation of words I have only read. Edited June 21, 2020 by Mist
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 21, 2020 Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mist said: I wish for accurate pronunciation of words I have only read. Granted. Your bane is that you have to hear the Nightwatcher sing "I say tah-mato you say toe-motato, I say pah-tay-toe you say poe-tah-toe, let's call the whole thing off" 50 times. Your eyes are rolling the entire time. I wish for something nostalgic Edited June 21, 2020 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine
Mat he/him Posted June 21, 2020 Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) 9 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: I wish for something nostalgic Granted: Spoiler Your bane is that you will forget the theme song. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaahaa…... I wish for a semi truck Edited June 21, 2020 by Matrim's Dice 2
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 21, 2020 Posted June 21, 2020 35 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said: I wish for a semi truck The Nightwatcher hands you a Toys-R-Us bag, inside it as an unopened mint condition 80's Optimus Prime Transformer. Spoiler Your bane is that you talk backwards, not fully in reverse, but rather so that the last word of every sentence comes out as the first, etc. I wish for something that is incredibly fluffy.
Soulbinder she/her Posted June 22, 2020 Posted June 22, 2020 Granted. You get the three headed dog Fluffy from Harry Potter. It will try to eat you. I wish for everyone to stop comparing EVERY FANTASY BOOK to Harry Potter on their reviews.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 22, 2020 Posted June 22, 2020 6 hours ago, Soulbinder said: Granted. You get the three headed dog Fluffy from Harry Potter. It will try to eat you. I wish for everyone to stop comparing EVERY FANTASY BOOK to Harry Potter on their reviews. Granted. Now comparing everything to sanderson. I wish for a good book that I have not read.
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 22, 2020 Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: I wish for a good book that I have not read. Easy says the Nightwatcher as she hands you a copy of Peter Sclemihl by Aldebert Von Chamisso. You no longer have a shadow and if you want to find out why that's bad read the book. I wish for a type IV biochromatic entity, specifically a trowel that has been awakened with the command "Destroy dandelions in my yard". Edited June 23, 2020 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine
Soulbinder she/her Posted June 23, 2020 Posted June 23, 2020 Granted, though it has trouble distinguishing between dandelions and anything else. I wish for a muffin
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 23, 2020 Posted June 23, 2020 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: Granted, though it has trouble distinguishing between dandelions and anything else. I wish for a muffin Well, if it gets all of the dandelions I guess I could live with that (just kidding) Granted. You get a dense but radiant muffin with a quarter ounce of pooted forth green rosette of icing, straight from Frank Zappa's laboratory at The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. I wish for a t-shirt cannon. Edited June 23, 2020 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 23, 2020 Posted June 23, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Well, if it gets all of the dandelions I guess I could live with that (just kidding) Granted. You get a dense but radiant muffin with a quarter ounce of pooted forth green rosette of icing, straight from Frank Zappa's laboratory at The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. I wish for a t-shirt cannon. Unfortunately, the Nightwatcher can’t read spelling, and suddenly, in every piece of literature you find, a t-shirt has somehow irrevocably inserted itself into the story. It’s a bit like finding Hoid, except with every book you’ll ever read! You’re bane is that you are allergic to a certain shade of blue: I wish for a replica of Gandalf the White’s staff. Edited June 23, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 24, 2020 Posted June 24, 2020 (edited) Achhhew! Thanks for that... 1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for a replica of Gandalf the White’s staff. Granted. Your perfect replica of Gandalf's staff was created using carbon nanotubes. It's a quality item built to withstand the most rigorous of LARP type battle scenarios, unfortunately its only .17 mm thick (about the thickness of a human hair) and 2.5 mm tall, so the only epic battles you can really have with it are against springtails and pseudoscorpions. Spoiler I found this pseudoscorpion on a chantrelle, it's about the size of a sesame seed (about 3 mm long by about .1.5 mm tall) so if your staff was 6 feet tall, then this guy would be 3' 7" tall and 7' 2" long, basically the size of large crocodile. Would be a retty epic battle if you could shrink down to scale with your staff. I wish for something that no one has ever wished for. Edited June 24, 2020 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 1
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 24, 2020 Posted June 24, 2020 35 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Achhhew! Thanks for that... Granted. Your perfect replica of Gandalf's staff was created using carbon nanotubes. It's a quality item built to withstand the most rigorous of LARP type battle scenarios, unfortunately its only .17 mm thick (about the thickness of a human hair) and 2.5 mm tall, so the only epic battles you can really have with it are against springtails and pseudoscorpions. Hide contents I found this pseudoscorpion on a chantrelle, it's about the size of a sesame seed (about 3 mm long by about .1.5 mm tall) so if your staff was 6 feet tall, then this guy would be 3' 7" tall and 7' 2" long, basically the size of large crocodile. Would be a retty epic battle if you could shrink down to scale with your staff. I wish for something that no one has ever wished for. THE PSEUDOSCORPION SHALL PERISH 2
Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 25, 2020 Posted June 25, 2020 Granted. You gave the nightwatcher a headache. Your bane is that you get one as well I want a magic wand
Mat he/him Posted June 29, 2020 Posted June 29, 2020 Granted. It will be magical for exactly 2 seconds from right now. 1 2 Now you have a useless stick. I wish for a snail pastry.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 29, 2020 Posted June 29, 2020 Granted. What bane would there be? That sounds disgusting. I wish that you would not wear those shoes.
Mat he/him Posted June 29, 2020 Posted June 29, 2020 Granted. You will instead wear those shoes. I wish to be a beta reader for Rhythm of War.
Mist she/her Posted June 29, 2020 Posted June 29, 2020 Granted. You are not able to discuss Rhythm of War until March 2021. I wish for another hammock.
Mat he/him Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 Granted. You original one is now nonexistent. I wish for a teleportation device.
Ashbringer he/him Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 Granted. The device is a one-way transporter to the nearest bowling alley. I wish for Allomantic Cadmium. 1
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 31 minutes ago, Ashbringer said: Granted. The device is a one-way transporter to the nearest bowling alley. Best bane ever 1
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