theTruthshaper Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Granted. All Nintendo consoles are now switched with Sony Playstations. I wish to be able to sleep and wake up instantly, whenever I want, wherever I want.
Enter a username Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Granted. You are always exhausted on the brink of collapse. I wish that my whole family all got Allomantic and/or Feruchemal powers.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) Edit: Ninja’d Granted, but now you guys are a Ruined family. I wish for an army of Ninja’d. Edited June 11, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar
theTruthshaper Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, you’re a bronze feruchemist, but in order to have this ability, the Nightwatcher rams a spike through your heart. Ha! I am not scared of Hemalurgy. 1 minute ago, Enter a username said: I wish that my whole family all got Allomantic and/or Feruchemal powers. Granted. They all are Aluminium Gnats. I wish for the next wish to not have a bane.
Enter a username Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said: I wish for the next wish to not have a bane. .*|
Emi she/her Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said: I wish for the next wish to not have a bane. Your bane is that you can’t wish for anything except banes next time I wish for my kindle to be charged, so I can continue rereading WoR
Enter a username Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Granted. It has a battery life of ten seconds. I wish for an emu. (I don't know why.)
Enter a username Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) (Why?) Granted. You're also bad at everything else. (Edit: oh yeah... that.) I wish to be good at archery. Also, where was my bane? Edited June 11, 2020 by Enter a username
theTruthshaper Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Granted. However, you cannot pick up a bow. I wish for tidbit about Hoid. 9 minutes ago, Enter a username said: Also, where was my bane? No bane because of my wish.
Enter a username Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Ah. Granted. He appears in the Cosmere. The bane is that it's neither useful nor new. I wish for birthday cake.
BringerOfLight Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Granted, but it's carrot cake. I wish to be have every form of Investiture in the Cosmere.
Enter a username Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Granted, but they're all negative. (For example, if you burn or tap tin, your senses are decreased. But if you store tin, it still decreases.) I wish for more Brandon Sanderson books.
BringerOfLight Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Granted, but they're all vegetarian cookbooks. I wish for more wishes.
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, BringerOfLight said: I wish for more wishes. Granted, you get buried under a mountain of letters from the dead letter office filled with Christmas wishlists. I wish for world peas.
BringerOfLight Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Just now, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Granted, you get buried under a mountain of letters from the dead letter office filled with Christmas wishlists. I wish for world peas. Granted, you get world PEACE. HA. TOO BAD FOR YOU. GET NIGHTWATCHERED SUCKA. I wish to be a master musician.
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 1 minute ago, BringerOfLight said: I wish to be a master musician. granted, you've mastered the Kazoo. I wish that I had a very large kangaroo, that knew it's way around the city, and I could ride like a Joey in it's pouch when I went grocery shopping.
BringerOfLight Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: granted, you've mastered the Kazoo. I wish that I had a very large kangaroo, that knew it's way around the city, and I could ride like a Joey in it's pouch when I went grocery shopping. I honestly cannot think of any possible way to ruin this perfect wish- Edited June 11, 2020 by BringerOfLight
BringerOfLight Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: granted, you've mastered the Kazoo. I wish that I had a very large kangaroo, that knew it's way around the city, and I could ride like a Joey in it's pouch when I went grocery shopping. Granted, but you're stuck in its pouch for eternity. I wish to get a boon, but not a bane.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Granted! The Nightwatcher switches your hands and your feet. She has a very strange definition of “boon” when it isn’t defined by man. I wish for headaches to not exist.
Enter a username Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Granted. They're replaced with armaches. I wish for armaches to not exist either.
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for headaches to not exist. Granted, your brain is now in your stomach, so now you get stomachaches. I wish that I could tap dance like Skimbleshanks in the Cats movie.
BringerOfLight Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 1 minute ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Granted, your brain is now in your stomach, so now you get stomachaches. I wish that I could tap dance like Skimbleshanks in the Cats movie. Granted, but now you also LOOK like Skimbleshanks in the Cats movie. I wish for Spiderman powers.
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