Sanderson Insults

[basement_boi he/him]

You’re so dumb you walked from Urithiru to Abamabar

You’re so ugly you give people on Ashyn powers

Youre so stupid you use Bestowers lenses to give people IQ points

Edited March 5, 2024 by basement_boi

[Shadow of Electrum he/him]

Your actions make chalklings seem articulate.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Your breath is so bad that people mistake you for Yelig-nar when they smell it...

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The Blightwind!

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Oooh dang that one is crazy.

You’re so stupid that even Sja-Anat can’t enlighten you

[The Stick]

Even Endowment wouldn't be willing to give anything to you.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Even whimsy couldn’t make you funny 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

your ability make Melody's lines of warding look competent

[Lord Spirit he/him]

You're worse than Adyee's math

Edited March 13, 2024 by Lord Spirit

[The Stick]

The Malwish wear masks so they don't see you.

[Soulbinder she/her]

You're so ineloquent that you make David's metaphors look like exquisite literary masterpieces.

[The Stick]

Even Edgedancers won't listen to you.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

you guys fight so much not even a bondsmith could unite you

[The Stick]

Not even an aether would want water from you.

[Soulbinder she/her]

You're so uninteresting as to not even qualify as a Doug. 

[The Stick]

Even Nale wouldn't arrest you.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

not even a lightweaver could hide your ugliness.

[strmblsd he/him]

YOU ARE NOT A STICK!!!!!!!!

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

You look like a baby koloss 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Kaladin didn’t care about failing to protect you. 

[The Stick]

Even a Fused would not use you as a host.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Your looks would improve if you touched a shade.

RoW spoilers

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 If Navani had you, she wouldn’t have needed anti-voidlight to kill Raboniel. Your face would have ensured she never returned.

 

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

you have so little personality if you were a stick you would be fire.

[Edema Rue she/her]

On 4/15/2024 at 8:47 PM, Weaver of Lies said:

Your looks would improve if you touched a shade.

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 If Navani had you, she wouldn’t have needed anti-voidlight to kill Raboniel. Your face would have ensured she never returned.

 

Alternately, your looks would be improved by the shaod.

Edited May 5, 2024 by Edema Rue

[The Stormfather He/Him]

You're so dim that even a highstorm can't light you up.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

not even hoid could hype you up.