Sanderson Insults

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Adonalsium willingly got Shattered just so he wouldn't be around to see you

The Iriali worldhop in order to never be on the same planet as you, and are waiting for you to go to the Beyond so the Many can become One again

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

You've failed more people then Kaladin

Not even a dungspren would bond you

Edited August 29, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

You're so dumb you make the Ten Fools look like Taravangian on the day of the Diagram

You're so unInvested that your Breath Aura dampens colours

Edited September 27, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Tell me, are you tapping iron? I don’t see how else you could get so Tanavast

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

WaT

Spoiler

You're so hopeless even Kaladin wouldn't give you a second chance

You're so ugly even a Shade wouldn't wither you

[TheUnInvestedCremling he/him....]

You’ve got all the charisma of a lifeless and the strategic brilliance of a Koloss in a library.

If brains were Investiture, you’d barely light a sphere.

 

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also, please dont get offended:)