Hmmm lies Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Here, we share Sanderson related insults. For example: You're so pathetic you fill Hemalurgic spikes with anti-Investiture Whenever you speak I want to stick roseite spores in my ears If you want to fit in, go to Elantris (only works during the Reod) Also don't insult each other, just share the cleverness 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forts Board Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 I would rather stack rocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Witless Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 A duralumin misting is more useful than you 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm lies Posted November 10 Author Report Share Posted November 10 You are kinda in some ways like Moash (most brutal so far) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Believer Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 (edited) Wow, that was almost as impressive as Shallan turning a stick to fire!! …oh wait. Edited November 10 by Edema Rue 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla thePresentParticiple Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: Wow, that was almost as impressive as Shallan turning a stick to fire!! …oh wait. The way that’s phrased makes it seem like what they did actually was impressive, as it’s a big accomplishment for Shallan to turn a stick into fire Your place in my brain is akin to one of those characters like Old Chapps or Ym compared to Kaladin or Vin. But without their general awesomeness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Ravens Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 You couldnt become a cognitive shadow because you've invested nothing into your life. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Believer Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 18 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said: The way that’s phrased makes it seem like what they did actually was impressive, as it’s a big accomplishment for Shallan to turn a stick into fire Your place in my brain is akin to one of those characters like Old Chapps or Ym compared to Kaladin or Vin. But without their general awesomeness. Sarcasm really doesn’t work online. 5 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: You couldnt become a cognitive shadow because you've invested nothing into your life. …oh, that one stings. You’re as boring as the Dalinar chapters in WoK. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm lies Posted November 10 Author Report Share Posted November 10 You're so dull, I had to lose Breaths to see you properly You're so badly dressed, Wayne wouldn't take your hat You're so cheesy, you're probably immune to shardblades (lol sorry I had to) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Ravens Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 9 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: Sarcasm really doesn’t work online. …oh, that one stings. You’re as boring as the Dalinar chapters in WoK. only if im being particularly mean, i would use that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla thePresentParticiple Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 11 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: Sarcasm really doesn’t work online. It doesn’t really. It would be more convient if we had a punctuation mark for irony…which we do…but nobody uses them… ⸮ at least has Unicode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Authorspren Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Yo momma so fat, Kaladin had to use two lashings to make her fly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm lies Posted November 10 Author Report Share Posted November 10 A Lifeless has more personality then you You're more generic than a Rosharian chicken 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Immortal Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 (edited) 11 hours ago, Hmmm lies said: You're so cheesy, you're probably immune to shardblades (lol sorry I had to) i don't know why you're apologizing, I love it! You're pathetic enough a Returned wouldn't accept your Breath. Edited November 10 by Being of Cacophony 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Prehistoric Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 I would rather go on a date with a steel inquisitor than keep hanging around you. I wish I was a forger, so I could stamp away all my memories of you. You're so ugly, if a kandra tried to impersonate you they would instantly die of shame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm lies Posted November 10 Author Report Share Posted November 10 You're so dumb, you think destination comes before journey You've got more flaws then there are Aons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Prehistoric Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 You look so bad, when the Shaod got you, it only improved your features. (Only works during Reod) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Immortal Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 you're so dumb you didn't know spren can think. you're so dumb that a spren would bond you thinking it could heal you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Believer Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 You're the reason honorspren don't bond people anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Sibling Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 You're so dumb you probably think Reen's obsidian is plot relevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Prehistoric Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 You are so horrible at everything you do. If Kelsier's crew had known you existed, they would've quit trying to stop the Lord Ruler and gone for you instead. You're so dumb, if Ruin tried to control you you'd end up saving the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forts Board Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 8 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said: You're so dumb, if Ruin tried to control you you'd end up saving the world. basically vin? You care for people as much as the Scadrians on First of the Sun. How do you kill a Blonde? Tell them that swimming in the Crimson sea exfoliates. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm lies Posted November 11 Author Report Share Posted November 11 You're so salty that all aethers die around you. You're so cold that you can't fill a brassmind You're such a nobody that every metalmind you make is unkeyed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OokIa the Believer Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 The night watcher couldn’t find a bane for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm lies Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 Are you sure you're not a Lightweaving or is it really possible for a human to look that ugly. You're such a joke you would make a good Vessel for Whimsy On 11/10/2023 at 12:01 AM, Authorspren said: Yo momma so fat, Kaladin had to use two lashings to make her fly. Well actually *puts on explanation voice* a Lashing changes the direction of gravity, and since gravity works on the whole amount of weight, it doesn't matter how heavy the object is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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