Sanderson Insults

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Specifically directed at musicians:

You keep tempo about as well as the Rhythm of Odium!

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

8 hours ago, Faerie Braids said:

Specifically directed at musicians:

You keep tempo about as well as the Rhythm of Odium!

No, that’s just the three people in my orchestra who never play when they don’t have to/are specifically told to, and who spend all class watching TV on their phones and obstructing my music because I have to share a stand with them. It could be seen as an insult, but for them it’s just fact.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You're so unrelatable, even Ishar couldn't Connect with you!

Edited May 8, 2024 by Through The Living Glass
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[The Stick]

You have so little identity you can't fill an aluminummind.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

You're so unfunny that you made the Shard of Whimsy cry.

[The Stick]

Steel Inquisitors would not harvest a spike from you.

[Mr. Misting he/him]

You're the reason they had to up the number of fools from 3. 

When Shallan draws an improved version of you, the page is blank. 

When Hoid met you he'd have to retire, because the biggest joke of the cosmere was already created.

Edited May 10, 2024 by Mr. Misting

[Lord Spirit he/him]

On 5/8/2024 at 10:00 AM, WhyEverNot_8 said:

No, that’s just the three people in my orchestra who never play when they don’t have to/are specifically told to, and who spend all class watching TV on their phones and obstructing my music because I have to share a stand with them. It could be seen as an insult, but for them it’s just fact.

Playing ruin when singing is playing preservation does not create harmony. 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

2 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

Playing ruin when singing is playing preservation does not create harmony. 

Indeed it does not. Also, New Development: One of them just didn't bring their music to the concert last night because they thought I was bringing my music, but I was sat next to my friend because A. we can’t hear anything when we sit next to them, and B. her music was super messed up, so we were sharing mine. 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

48 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Indeed it does not. Also, New Development: One of them just didn't bring their music to the concert last night because they thought I was bringing my music, but I was sat next to my friend because A. we can’t hear anything when we sit next to them, and B. her music was super messed up, so we were sharing mine. 

I had a friend who kept forgetting their music, but they also memorized it. the teacher got mad one time because he didn't have it, and tried to explain how he still needed his music for measure numbers and proceeded to ask him to play a specific measure in one of our songs. but then my friend actually knew the measure and it was awkward for the teacher.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

7 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

I had a friend who kept forgetting their music, but they also memorized it. the teacher got mad one time because he didn't have it, and tried to explain how he still needed his music for measure numbers and proceeded to ask him to play a specific measure in one of our songs. but then my friend actually knew the measure and it was awkward for the teacher.

Lol, that’s actually kinda funny. I’ve really only memorized small bits of our music before.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Just now, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Lol, that’s actually kinda funny. I’ve really only memorized small bits of our music before.

I've memorized a few pieces unintentionally from past years and play through them once in a while.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

1 minute ago, Lord Spirit said:

I've memorized a few pieces unintentionally from past years and play through them once in a while.

That’s always fun. I’ll start playing the piece and be like “what song was that” and go look through the sheet music and then play it.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

6 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

That’s always fun. I’ll start playing the piece and be like “what song was that” and go look through the sheet music and then play it.

except when I start doing Pomp and Circumstance. then I stop as soon as possible

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

1 minute ago, Lord Spirit said:

except when I start doing Pomp and Circumstance. then I stop as soon as possible

The recording by the London Symphony orchestra sounds amazing though! Also do you think we should move this conversation to the 17th shard Symphonic Orchestra group?

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Just now, WhyEverNot_8 said:

The recording by the London Symphony orchestra sounds amazing though! 

It's just boring to play at graduation.

Just now, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Also do you think we should move this conversation to the 17th shard Symphonic Orchestra group?

Probably

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

You are about as wildly successful as the Rosharan Ghostbloods!

[Keke They/he]

On 5/9/2024 at 9:02 PM, Mr. Misting said:

You're the reason they had to up the number of fools from 3. 

When Shallan draws an improved version of you, the page is blank. 

When Hoid met you he'd have to retire, because the biggest joke of the cosmere was already created.

No. That last one is crazy. That’s just….. that would hurt in the heart man.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Good luck trying to give a Breath away; you're drab enough already.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

You're more boring than a lifeless, and at least they can do work

[Keke They/he]

This is my favorite thread. Hehe

[Entr0pic He/him]

You’re so hideous a canticlain would curse you out for existing.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Even Adolin would have trouble making friends with you

Yo momma so fat she caused the shattering by jumping

Yo momma so fat she causes a highstorm by sneezing

Yo momma so fat that her meals were declared Desolations. Every time nearly all of humanity was eaten.

I think you should go visit the Sleepless. Perhaps one of them could give you some beauty tips?

Tell me, is your mind surrounded by a cadmium bubble? It seems to be moving slower than its surroundings….

TSM:

Spoiler

Is your brain like Nomad? It keeps Skipping right over common sense

Breaking News: the shard Reason has been splintered after taking one look at your mental capacity 

WaT:

Spoiler

Yo momma so fat that when she shattered the plains they thought she was a fourth moon. She certainly had enough gravity for the scientists to think that

 

[Vielence She/Her]

You’re so smart, only Ishar can understand you. 
 

*cringe* sorry I know that isn’t that great. 

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

You've got all the charisma of a chasmfiend's molted shell

You're like a hemalurgic spike through the wrong bindpoint, painful and completely useless

If you were a shard, you'd be Mediocrity

You've got less initiative then a bridgman waiting to die

Even khriss wouldn't write about you, and she writes about dirt

You’re the Atium shadow of a guy tripping over his own boots, you're predictably pathetic

You’ve got the raw Investiture of a dun mark and the Intent of wet chull dung.

Edited August 26, 2025 by Clarkmon22