Cash67 Posted February 17, 2023 Posted February 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: Ha! Cash, you have no idea how accurate this is. Snail's update gave me enough context....
InfiniteInsanity she/her Posted February 17, 2023 Posted February 17, 2023 Spoiler Insa: You’re giving me a sticker? Ranryu: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!” Insa: I’m not a preschooler. Ranryu: Fine, I’ll take it back- Insa: I earned this, back off! Snail: Nothing in life is free. Ranryu: Love is free. Cellist: Knowledge is free. Bookwyrm: Friendship is free. Wizard: Self-respect is free. Insa: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: ... Cellist: Insa, that's illegal- Snail: No, let them finish! Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Snail* Snail: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10. Bookwyrm: Snail, Insa, I love y'all and all, but can I ask what the heck are you doing? Snail, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Insa is sitting on top of: Oh nothing much. Insa: I love you too @The Bookwyrm @The Wandering Wizard @Ranryu @That1Cellist @TheGreatSnail 2
Frustration Posted February 17, 2023 Posted February 17, 2023 Based on recent events @Channelknight Fadran @dannnnnex Dannnnnnnex: *Is up late* Fadran: *is also up late* Fadran: Dannnnnnnnex, it's unhealthy to stay up this late, go to bed. 1
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted February 17, 2023 Posted February 17, 2023 46 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said: Bookwyrm: Snail, Insa, I love y'all and all, but can I ask what the heck are you doing? Snail, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Insa is sitting on top of: Oh nothing much. Insa: I love you too This also seems fairly accurate...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted February 17, 2023 Author Posted February 17, 2023 Sharders: I have no fear! *[mod] sent you a message* Sharders: Correction: I have one fear. 2
Morningtide she/her Posted February 17, 2023 Posted February 17, 2023 11 hours ago, Elf said: When I tell you I laughed for like ten minutes straight Thank you so much, these are hilarious and I love chaotic elf TM too I'm glad!!!
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted February 17, 2023 Posted February 17, 2023 Stromenkiin: I don't need any help! Shadows through Stromenkiin: WE ARE DARKNESS INKARNATE! Stromenkiin: I may need some help.
kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her Posted February 17, 2023 Posted February 17, 2023 Spoiler Kajsa: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Silh: What if it bites me and it dies!? Wizard: Then you’re poisonous. Goodness gracious, Silh, learn to listen. Witless: What if it bites itself and I die? Archie: That’s voodoo. Haly: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Silh: That’s correlation, not causation. Witless: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Archie: That’s kinky. Kajsa: Oh my gosh. Kajsa: Rules are made to be broken. Silh: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Wizard: Uh, piñatas. Witless: Glow sticks. Archie: Karate boards. Haly: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Kajsa: Rules. Silh: Kajsa, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Silh: Hey. Wizard: Hi. Witless: Hello. Archie: Hey! Kajsa: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Haly: We were out of Doritos. *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Kajsa: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Silh: ...I did. I broke it. Kajsa: No. No you didn't. Wizard? Wizard: Don't look at me. Look at Witless. Witless: What?! I didn't break it. Wizard: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Witless: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Wizard: Suspicious. Witless: No, it's not! Archie: If it matters, probably not, but Haly was the last one to use it. Haly: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Archie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Haly: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Archie! Silh: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kajsa. Kajsa: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Archie: Kajsa... Wizard's been awfully quiet. Wizard: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Kajsa, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Kajsa: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Kajsa: Kajsa: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. *The squad is over at Kajsa's house* Silh: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Kajsa: ... N-No... Kajsa, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Silh, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Wizard: I see a- Kajsa, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Silh: Oh, well I- Kajsa: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Kajsa, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Witless: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Archie: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Kajsa: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Kajsa: I am someone who owns four ovens... Kajsa, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Kajsa: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Haly, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Kajsa: Silh: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Kajsa: Kajsa, ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS Kajsa: We need to distract these guys Silh: Leave it to me Silh: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Wizard, Witless, and Archie: *Immediately begin arguing* Haly, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all. Kajsa: Who the frick added me to a fricking group chat? Silh: >:O language Wizard: Yeah watch your fricking language Witless: OKAY WHO TAUGHT WIZARD THE FRICK WORD? Archie: 'The frick word'. Haly: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Wizard: Oh my gosh they censored it Archie: Say frick, Haly. Wizard: Do it, Haly. Say frick. Archie: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way. *The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love* Haly: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you. Wizard: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way... Witless: *has a panic attack* What confession? Kajsa: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too. Archie: So what? Are you going to date me or not? Silh: It was a dare. These are too hysterical @Shining Silhouette @The Wandering Wizard @The Aspiring Archivist @Witless of Shinovar @The Halcyon Girl 1
The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns Posted February 17, 2023 Posted February 17, 2023 15 minutes ago, Kajsa said: Hide contents Kajsa: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Silh: What if it bites me and it dies!? Wizard: Then you’re poisonous. Goodness gracious, Silh, learn to listen. Witless: What if it bites itself and I die? Archie: That’s voodoo. Haly: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Silh: That’s correlation, not causation. Witless: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Archie: That’s kinky. Kajsa: Oh my gosh. Kajsa: Rules are made to be broken. Silh: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Wizard: Uh, piñatas. Witless: Glow sticks. Archie: Karate boards. Haly: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Kajsa: Rules. Silh: Kajsa, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Silh: Hey. Wizard: Hi. Witless: Hello. Archie: Hey! Kajsa: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Haly: We were out of Doritos. *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Kajsa: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Silh: ...I did. I broke it. Kajsa: No. No you didn't. Wizard? Wizard: Don't look at me. Look at Witless. Witless: What?! I didn't break it. Wizard: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Witless: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Wizard: Suspicious. Witless: No, it's not! Archie: If it matters, probably not, but Haly was the last one to use it. Haly: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Archie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Haly: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Archie! Silh: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kajsa. Kajsa: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Archie: Kajsa... Wizard's been awfully quiet. Wizard: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Kajsa, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Kajsa: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Kajsa: Kajsa: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. *The squad is over at Kajsa's house* Silh: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Kajsa: ... N-No... Kajsa, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Silh, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Wizard: I see a- Kajsa, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Silh: Oh, well I- Kajsa: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Kajsa, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Witless: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Archie: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Kajsa: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Kajsa: I am someone who owns four ovens... Kajsa, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Kajsa: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Haly, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Kajsa: Silh: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Kajsa: Kajsa, ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS Kajsa: We need to distract these guys Silh: Leave it to me Silh: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Wizard, Witless, and Archie: *Immediately begin arguing* Haly, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all. Kajsa: Who the frick added me to a fricking group chat? Silh: >:O language Wizard: Yeah watch your fricking language Witless: OKAY WHO TAUGHT WIZARD THE FRICK WORD? Archie: 'The frick word'. Haly: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Wizard: Oh my gosh they censored it Archie: Say frick, Haly. Wizard: Do it, Haly. Say frick. Archie: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way. *The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love* Haly: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you. Wizard: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way... Witless: *has a panic attack* What confession? Kajsa: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too. Archie: So what? Are you going to date me or not? Silh: It was a dare. These are too hysterical @Shining Silhouette @The Wandering Wizard @The Aspiring Archivist @Witless of Shinovar @The Halcyon Girl That is very funny. Although the last one is inaccurate haha.
Channelknight Fadran Posted February 17, 2023 Posted February 17, 2023 (edited) Time to add yet another format to the chaos: Spoiler @Frustration @dannnnnex Edited February 17, 2023 by Channelknight Fadran 2
Frustration Posted February 17, 2023 Posted February 17, 2023 14 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Time to add yet another format to the chaos: Hide contents @Frustration @dannnnnex That second panel is totally me. Dannnnnnnex trying to get use to eat Silica is completely historical.
Frustration Posted February 18, 2023 Posted February 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Shallan Stormblessed said: ...Can I get an incorrect quote? Sure thing @Robin SedaiS @IheartKaladin4eva I'll use this one, hope you like it. Robin: Why are Shallan and IheartKaladin sitting without looking at each other? Frustration: They had a fight over who loves Kaladin more. Robin: Why are they holding hands? Frustration: They get sad when they fight. 1
dannnex male Posted February 18, 2023 Posted February 18, 2023 5 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Time to add yet another format to the chaos: Hide contents @Frustration @dannnnnex ok but those silica gel packets tho fire also xkcd is great i’ve read every single one
Cash67 Posted February 18, 2023 Posted February 18, 2023 (edited) Telrao: *walks into dorm at 4am, wearing a suspiciously lumpy trench coat* Ranryu, in the kitchen: What’s under the coat? Coat: *meows* Telrao: Ranryu: Telrao: Coat: Telrao: Drugs @Telrao @Ranryu Edited February 18, 2023 by Cash67 Grammars and notifs 9
Telrao she/her Posted February 18, 2023 Posted February 18, 2023 15 minutes ago, Cash67 said: Telrao: *walks into dorm at 4am, wearing a suspiciously lumpy trench coat* Ranryu, in the kitchen: What’s under the coat? Coat: *meows* Telrao: Ranryu: Telrao: Coat: Telrao: Drugs HA! YES!!! TAKE MY REP 1
Guest Posted February 18, 2023 Posted February 18, 2023 Haha here! Tagging everyone whos names i put @CalanoCorvus @Morningtide @Szeth's Facepalm @Shining Silhouette Spoiler Szeth's Facepalm: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Morningtide: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Calano Corvus: Socks are Feetie Heaties Elf: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Morningtide: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Calano Corvus: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Elf: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Shining Silhouette , annoyed: You are disappointments Szeth's Facepalm: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Morningtide: This knife is actually a magic wand. Shining Silhouette : Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Elf: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Calano Corvus: What the hell is wrong with you people. Szeth's Facepalm: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Morningtide: Rude. Shining Silhouette : That’s fair. Elf: Not again. Calano Corvus: Are you going to want this back? Szeth's Facepalm: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Morningtide: Several traffic violations. Shining Silhouette : Three counts of resisting arrest. Calano Corvus: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Elf: Also, that’s not our car Szeth's Facepalm: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Morningtide: 'Prettiest Smile' Shining Silhouette : 'Nicest Personality' Elf: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Calano Corvus: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' Szeth's Facepalm: Nothing in life is free. Morningtide: Love is free! Shining Silhouette : Adventure is free. Elf: Knowledge is free. Calano Corvus: Everything is free if you take it without paying Szeth's Facepalm : I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Shining Silhouette , Morningtide , Calano Corvus , and Elf : ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell! Calano Corvus : So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.... Szeth's Facepalm : .... Morningtide : ..... Elf : ...... Shining Silhouette : ..Who? Calano Corvus : That's the thing we don't- *Everyone stares at Shining Silhouette Shining Silhouette : Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Shining Silhouette , to Szeth's Facepalm : Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Elf , to Calano Corvus : Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Morningtide : There are two types of people. Elf : What scares you guys the most? Shining Silhouette : Werewolves! Szeth's Facepalm : Sharks. Morningtide : The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death. Morningtide : Morningtide : Calano Corvus
Szeth's Facepalm Posted February 18, 2023 Author Posted February 18, 2023 35 minutes ago, Elf said: Haha here! Tagging everyone whos names i put @CalanoCorvus @Morningtide @Szeth's Facepalm @Shining Silhouette Reveal hidden contents Szeth's Facepalm: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Morningtide: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Calano Corvus: Socks are Feetie Heaties Elf: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Morningtide: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Calano Corvus: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Elf: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Shining Silhouette , annoyed: You are disappointments Szeth's Facepalm: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Morningtide: This knife is actually a magic wand. Shining Silhouette : Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Elf: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Calano Corvus: What the hell is wrong with you people. Szeth's Facepalm: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Morningtide: Rude. Shining Silhouette : That’s fair. Elf: Not again. Calano Corvus: Are you going to want this back? Szeth's Facepalm: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Morningtide: Several traffic violations. Shining Silhouette : Three counts of resisting arrest. Calano Corvus: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Elf: Also, that’s not our car Szeth's Facepalm: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Morningtide: 'Prettiest Smile' Shining Silhouette : 'Nicest Personality' Elf: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Calano Corvus: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' Szeth's Facepalm: Nothing in life is free. Morningtide: Love is free! Shining Silhouette : Adventure is free. Elf: Knowledge is free. Calano Corvus: Everything is free if you take it without paying Szeth's Facepalm : I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Shining Silhouette , Morningtide , Calano Corvus , and Elf : ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell! Calano Corvus : So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.... Szeth's Facepalm : .... Morningtide : ..... Elf : ...... Shining Silhouette : ..Who? Calano Corvus : That's the thing we don't- *Everyone stares at Shining Silhouette Shining Silhouette : Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Shining Silhouette , to Szeth's Facepalm : Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Elf , to Calano Corvus : Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Morningtide : There are two types of people. Elf : What scares you guys the most? Shining Silhouette : Werewolves! Szeth's Facepalm : Sharks. Morningtide : The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death. Morningtide : Morningtide : Calano Corvus I personally think Morningtide is the owner of the braincell, but I am flattered. 1
Morningtide she/her Posted February 18, 2023 Posted February 18, 2023 6 hours ago, Elf said: Haha here! Tagging everyone whos names i put @CalanoCorvus @Morningtide @Szeth's Facepalm @Shining Silhouette Reveal hidden contents Szeth's Facepalm: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Morningtide: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Calano Corvus: Socks are Feetie Heaties Elf: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Morningtide: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Calano Corvus: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Elf: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Shining Silhouette , annoyed: You are disappointments Szeth's Facepalm: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Morningtide: This knife is actually a magic wand. Shining Silhouette : Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Elf: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Calano Corvus: What the hell is wrong with you people. Szeth's Facepalm: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Morningtide: Rude. Shining Silhouette : That’s fair. Elf: Not again. Calano Corvus: Are you going to want this back? Szeth's Facepalm: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Morningtide: Several traffic violations. Shining Silhouette : Three counts of resisting arrest. Calano Corvus: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Elf: Also, that’s not our car Szeth's Facepalm: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Morningtide: 'Prettiest Smile' Shining Silhouette : 'Nicest Personality' Elf: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Calano Corvus: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' Szeth's Facepalm: Nothing in life is free. Morningtide: Love is free! Shining Silhouette : Adventure is free. Elf: Knowledge is free. Calano Corvus: Everything is free if you take it without paying Szeth's Facepalm : I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Shining Silhouette , Morningtide , Calano Corvus , and Elf : ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell! Calano Corvus : So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.... Szeth's Facepalm : .... Morningtide : ..... Elf : ...... Shining Silhouette : ..Who? Calano Corvus : That's the thing we don't- *Everyone stares at Shining Silhouette Shining Silhouette : Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Shining Silhouette , to Szeth's Facepalm : Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Elf , to Calano Corvus : Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Morningtide : There are two types of people. Elf : What scares you guys the most? Shining Silhouette : Werewolves! Szeth's Facepalm : Sharks. Morningtide : The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death. Morningtide : Morningtide : Calano Corvus LOL! I love them! I see that you kept the Chaotic Elf TM and I love it 5 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: I personally think Morningtide is the owner of the braincell, but I am flattered. It depends on who I'm with. Maybe we can share a communal brain cell.
IheartKaladin4eva she/her Posted February 19, 2023 Posted February 19, 2023 (edited) Quote On 2/17/2023 at 6:15 PM, Frustration said: Sure thing @Robin SedaiS @IheartKaladin4eva I'll use this one, hope you like it. Robin: Why are Shallan and IheartKaladin sitting without looking at each other? Frustration: They had a fight over who loves Kaladin more. Robin: Why are they holding hands? Frustration: They get sad when they fight. This is beautiful and I love it thank you Edited February 19, 2023 by IheartKaladin4eva
kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her Posted February 19, 2023 Posted February 19, 2023 (edited) Spoiler Wiz: I love you. Haly: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that. *Wiz and Haly kiss passionately* Kajsa, to Silh: You owe me 20 dollars. BAHAHAHAHA Silh: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep. Witless: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone. Kajsa: And I need you to be less vague and weird. Wiz: Is five a lot of followers? Witless: Depends on the context. Witless: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers. Witless: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers. Haly: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. Silh, blushing: Okay. Kajsa: It's fricking summer. Haly, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast. Silh: You're kinda ugly. Wiz: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Archie: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity. Kajsa: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Silh: I wrote you a poem. Kajsa, already crying: You did? @The Wandering Wizard @Shining Silhouette @The Aspiring Archivist @The Halcyon Girl @Witless of Shinovar Edited February 19, 2023 by Kajsa :) 4
Ranryu she/her Posted February 20, 2023 Posted February 20, 2023 (edited) Spoiler Wizard: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Ranryu. Bookwyrm, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff? Wizard: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Bookwyrm: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? Wizard: You wanted fake blood? Bookwyrm: Wizard: I’ll go call Ranryu. Ranryu: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation. Snail: So you're just gonna wait until Silh is in danger and save them? Ranryu: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them. Snail: ... Snail: You're insane. Haly: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material. Ranryu: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this. That1Cellist: I'm bored, any suggestions? Wizard: Sleeping is nice. That1Cellist: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it Bookwyrm: I just want someone to take me out. Silh: On a date? Wizard: With a sniper gun? That1Cellist: Both if you're not a coward. Ranryu: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! That1Cellist: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity. Wizard: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Ranryu: No, I said "Wizard, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset. Ranryu: I'm going to get myself some soup. Haly: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot. Ranryu: Pfft, I won't burn myself. *30 seconds later* Ranryu, entering the room: I burned myself. @The Wandering Wizard @The Bookwyrm @Kajsa :)@Shining Silhouette @TheGreatSnail @That1Cellist Edited February 20, 2023 by Ranryu It worked! 2
Telrao she/her Posted February 20, 2023 Posted February 20, 2023 (edited) My brain is so dead right now I just used up my last braincell and it's MONDAY hhhahahahaa *SNIFFS* Have some incorrect quotes! Spoiler Telrao: What time is it? Silho: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Silho: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Wizard: WHO THE SCUD IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Silho: It’s 2 am Wizard: We need to distract these guys Silho: Leave it to me Silho: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Cellist, Haly, and Ranryu: *Immediately begin arguing* Telrao, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all. Archivist: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Calano: We got spring water Archivist: NO. Wizard: with EXTRA minerals Calano: it's like licking a stalagmite Archivist: DON'T COME HOME. Wizard: Mmmmm cave water Ranryu: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Cellist: Ranryu no. Silho: Mistlefoe. Cellist: Please stop encouraging her. Wizard, driving Silho and Telrao: So how was your day? Silho: We almost got surprise adopted! Wizard: What? Telrao: We almost got kidnapped. Wizard: Oh, okay. Wizard: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?! Kajsa: Hewwo. Telrao: Hihiiiiii! Silho: Greetings, Humans. Archivist: Three kinds of people. Haly: I want pudding. Kajsa: Four kinds of people. Ranryu: WHAT’S UP CREMLINGS? Archivist: Five kinds of people. @Shining Silhouette @The Wandering Wizard @The Aspiring Archivist @CalanoCorvus @Ranryu @That1Cellist @Kajsa :) and @The Halcyon Girl (we miss you!) Edited February 20, 2023 by Telrao 4
Frustration Posted February 20, 2023 Posted February 20, 2023 I find this way too funny. Spoiler Invading army:*finally breaks down the door at the end of the hallway after fighting through almost ceaseless death traps* Frustration: *Appears on a TV screen adjusting headwear of some sort* Frustration: I must congratulate you on making it through the first part of my house, I'd warn you to run, but I have already sealed the exits. Now don't get your hopes up, I am not locked in here with you. You are locked in here with me. Frustration: *Finishes putting on gas mask* Yellow gas: Begins seeping into the room. Frustration: As a professional army you are forbidden from commiting certain acts. I assure you, that as a private citizen, I am under no such restrictions. 5
Wittles he/him Posted February 20, 2023 Posted February 20, 2023 18 hours ago, Telrao said: My brain is so dead right now I just used up my last braincell and it's MONDAY hhhahahahaa *SNIFFS* Have some incorrect quotes! Hide contents Telrao: What time is it? Silho: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Silho: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Wizard: WHO THE SCUD IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Silho: It’s 2 am Wizard: We need to distract these guys Silho: Leave it to me Silho: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Cellist, Haly, and Ranryu: *Immediately begin arguing* Telrao, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all. Archivist: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Calano: We got spring water Archivist: NO. Wizard: with EXTRA minerals Calano: it's like licking a stalagmite Archivist: DON'T COME HOME. Wizard: Mmmmm cave water Ranryu: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Cellist: Ranryu no. Silho: Mistlefoe. Cellist: Please stop encouraging her. Wizard, driving Silho and Telrao: So how was your day? Silho: We almost got surprise adopted! Wizard: What? Telrao: We almost got kidnapped. Wizard: Oh, okay. Wizard: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?! Kajsa: Hewwo. Telrao: Hihiiiiii! Silho: Greetings, Humans. Archivist: Three kinds of people. Haly: I want pudding. Kajsa: Four kinds of people. Ranryu: WHAT’S UP CREMLINGS? Archivist: Five kinds of people. @Shining Silhouette @The Wandering Wizard @The Aspiring Archivist @CalanoCorvus @Ranryu @That1Cellist @Kajsa :) and @The Halcyon Girl (we miss you!) "We almost got surprise adopted!" these are the best
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