The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

Bob defies the laws of physics and time, and eats clone.

Clone dances in his glitter armour inside Bob's stomach

3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

And promptly keels over and dies of a stroke. 

Clone pulls a Ragnar and breaks free

[NerdSandwich she/her]

10 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Wait why did you bring me?

And where to?

Lol what who stole Chips

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

10 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Wait why did you bring me?

And where to?

Oh darn it, I knew I grabbed the wrong flavor.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab the Sandwich while no one is looking and disappear in a poff of smoke.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

8 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I grab the Sandwich while no one is looking and disappear in a poff of smoke.

No one, having watched you go, follows you into the poff. 

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

No one, because “time and tide wait for no one”, pauses time and steals The Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

5 hours ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

No one, because “time and tide wait for no one”, pauses time and steals The Sandwich.

Unfortunately, twas' all a dream because you have to bold what you write for it to be canon.

7 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

No one, having watched you go, follows you into the poff. 

I see that No one has followed me and turn towards him. He pulls out a menacing-looking weapon and... oh its just a speaker. No one starts playing some groovy beats, and he and I have a dance off for the Sandwich.

[Shatter He/Him]

48 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Unfortunately, twas' all a dream because you have to bold what you write for it to be canon.

I see that No one has followed me and turn towards him. He pulls out a menacing-looking weapon and... oh its just a speaker. No one starts playing some groovy beats, and he and I have a dance off for the Sandwich.

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the God-Pigeon moonwalks out and disappears. He has other stuff to deal with.

Edited March 5 by Shatter

[NerdSandwich she/her]

23 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I grab the Sandwich while no one is looking and disappear in a poff of smoke.

No one tells me you stole the Sandwich and I subsequently steal the Sandwich back.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Bob bobs bobbing Bob into Clone

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

23 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Bob bobs bobbing Bob into Clone

Not very effectively though, given his current state of being deceased. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

That was Bob. This is Bob #5. Do not ask what happened to Bobs #2, #3, and #4.

[Verdance he/him]

16 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

That was Bob. This is Bob #5. Do not ask what happened to Bobs #2, #3, and #4.

The bald dragon, wounded on his back left pinky claw, goes and sulks. He regrets eating Bob #2, #3, and #4, and longs for his love the Sandwich.

Edited March 6 by Through The Living Grass

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

NOOO you weren't supposed to tell anyone I had a whole thing planned edit that please!

 

Bob #5 breaks Clones spine

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

NOOO you weren't supposed to tell anyone I had a whole thing planned edit that please!

 

Bob #5 breaks Clones spine

Oh I was literally aboutta do it if he didn’t. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Ash said:

Oh I was literally aboutta do it if he didn’t. 

darn

oh well.

there goes an ENTIRE GOOGLE DOC

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

darn

oh well.

there goes an ENTIRE GOOGLE DOC

How I constantly feel in TLT. 

I show up next to you and pay you on the back in consolation. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I look at the 7000 tons of grass you just gave me in consolation payment

Edited March 6 by Through The Living Ketek

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I look at the 7000 tons of grass you just gave me in consolation payment

Don’t godmod

I stare at them in shock. Did I actually give those to you? I have no recollection. Must’ve bumped my head or something. I take 7002 tons of grass from you as a payment for the confusion you have caused me and plant them on Arrakis. We kinda really need grass, and definitely do not have that much to spare. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

21 minutes ago, Through The Living Ash said:

Don’t godmod

you said pay not me

I move to Arrakis, and slap some sand.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Ketek said:

you said pay not me

Whaaaat

Now I’m confused

I swear I said pat

Storming autocorrect I dislike it

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Ketek said:

you said pay not me

Oh storms im sorry. 
the bald dragon seems to be suffering from a memory affliction. Someone beyond the comprehension of mortals is curious about what the google doc contains.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

*ahem.

It was a Tuesday, the day after the great 2024 Hamburger-Palooza, when Bob's 2, 3, and 4 went missing.
You see, Bob was tired of being the only one holding the spatula. He had commissioned a local mad scientist, Dr. Bob, to create clones to help with the lunch rush. But things went... wrong.

I tell everyone that is all you get for if I told you more it would involve supreme consequences. no one is changing my mind.

Edited March 6 by Through The Living Ketek

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

*ahem.

It was a Tuesday, the day after the great 2024 Hamburger-Palooza, when Bob's 2, 3, and 4 went missing.
You see, Bob was tired of being the only one holding the spatula. He had commissioned a local mad scientist, Dr. Bob, to create clones to help with the lunch rush. But things went... wrong.

I tell everyone that is all you get for if I told you more it would involve supreme consequences. no one is changing my mind.

I ask for the whole story. While everyone gasps in surprise because of the alleged supreme consequences that will  befall us, I grab the Sandwich and make a run for it.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Bob bobs bobbing Bob into Clone

4 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

NOOO you weren't supposed to tell anyone I had a whole thing planned edit that please!

 

Bob #5 breaks Clones spine

Clone clones into Bob

4 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

darn

oh well.

there goes an ENTIRE GOOGLE DOC

What is this plan