The Battle for the Sandwich

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

 I attempt to reclaim the Sandwich, but in my knotted form it's not very effective.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

I make it a double knot

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I untie the knot. Now it’s a not knot. As retribution I also tie your shoelaces together. I take the sandwich while you aren’t looking.

Also, we're getting close to 10k posts!

Edited June 15, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

I trip and fall, accidentally knocking you over as I do so

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Tsk tsk clumsy!

I help you up and intentionally knock you over again. Great fun. While you’re on the floor I tie you like a shoelace and leave, staring into the depths of the Sandwich as I do so. I travel north to Sandwichland.

[___ He/Him]

I extend my forces from my chouta empire to conquer Sandwichland. By the time you get there it is under my control and my Sandwich Militia come out to claim what is rightly mine as king of Sandwichland.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I eat them. They ain’t the real Sandwich. I form a Sandwich resistance to fight against your illegitimate claims. After all, shouldn’t it belong to the founder of this world, @AltonicKeys?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

I join ChipsAHoid’s resistance and pin a “Kick Me” sign to his back for tieing me into a shoelace 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I can kick myself thank you very much. Since you’re still tied up, I take off the sign and put it around your neck.

[Riino He/Him]

I jump into the conflict, @ChipsAHoid being surprised by my magnificence, stares in wonder as I snatch the sandwich from him.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I apear again

dragon magic occurs

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

7 hours ago, Riino said:

I jump into the conflict, @ChipsAHoid being surprised by my magnificence, stares in wonder as I snatch the sandwich from him.

Hey, don’t godmod! Leave room for people to choose their own reactions. It’s fine to be like “I stab you and you die” but don’t control emotions or intellectual reactions.

My sandwich resistance surrounds you. I throw you in the dungeons and reclaim the sandwich.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Hey, don’t godmod! Leave room for people to choose their own reactions. It’s fine to be like “I stab you and you die” but don’t control emotions or intellectual reactions.

My sandwich resistance surrounds you. I throw you in the dungeons and reclaim the sandwich.

a wild gremlen apears

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I catch it in a pokeball

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I catch it in a pokeball

you know have a gremlen

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Yaaay!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

14 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Yaaay!

however, the gremlen is a higher level than you

in pokemon, if a pokemon is higher level than you, it will decide wether or not to do what you say

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Awwww

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Awwww

if your nice, the gremlen might still obey

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Yaaaay 

Here protect me and you will be rewarded with maaagical treeeeaaaasure

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Yaaaay 

Here protect me and you will be rewarded with maaagical treeeeaaaasure

what magical treasuer?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Autocorrecting your spelling. But if you’re loyal enough you may eventually be gifted the sandwich for safekeeping

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew joins the resistance, bolstering it with his army of fish with legs. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

With my massive resistance, we are much stronger than the forces of @sneak spooky spook guy. I retake Sandwich land and free them from your grasp. They hold an election, and vote The Sandwich to be the Steward while Altonic is not there

[___ He/Him]

I sigh and play flute sadly.