The Battle for the Sandwich

[___ He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

That was a lot of effort to stop me when I had no intention of taking it. 

I accept the offer. Not that it does much for me. 

Had to be careful

We shake hands and then I teleport away with an elsegate.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I make a bunch of copies of the nicrosilmind and distribute them among the fish. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You happen to teleport right into me, giving me the chance to take the Sandwich and run away.

[___ He/Him]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

You happen to teleport right into me, giving me the chance to take the Sandwich and run away.

I throw a slowness bubble at you, trapping you in it. I walk over, then warp the bubble so I can reach my hand in and grab the sandwich. Then I compound pewter, steel (for throwing speed), and make an infinitely long speed bubble, then chuck the sandwich as hard as physically possible into the speed bubble, and it zips away across the universe.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

It slams into a bunch of fish with legs and falls out of the speed bubble. 

[___ He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

It slams into a bunch of fish with legs and falls out of the speed bubble. 

Into another, pointed down

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

13 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

Into another, pointed down

I negate it with a slowness bubble of my own, then surround it with a bunch of fish with legs. 

[___ He/Him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

I negate it with a slowness bubble of my own, then surround it with a bunch of fish with legs. 

Even so, you still can't take it, and neither can your fish or anything else Connected to you, because of the bond. If you try, your body or whatever is trying to take it that is Connected to you will lock up and reverse the motion.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

Even so, you still can't take it, and neither can your fish or anything else Connected to you, because of the bond. If you try, your body or whatever is trying to take it that is Connected to you will lock up and reverse the motion.

Nice to know. 

That was okay by me. Also, the agreement I consigned to was to "let you keep it," which is null if you do not currently have it. 

[___ He/Him]

Noo I'm dum

I go soaring after the sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

A massive fish with legs appears in front of you as you are flying towards it. 

[___ He/Him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

A massive fish with legs appears in front of you as you are flying towards it. 

I quantum tunnel through it and keep going

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I pull up a lawn chair and watch this unfold while snacking on some popcorn

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I pull up a lawn chair and watch this unfold while snacking on some popcorn

I marvel at your excellent eyesight as I continue flying through space

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

In the wrong direction, because I teleport the sandwich 2 lightyears behind you. 

[___ He/Him]

I teleport to you, poke you in the eyes, then start flying to the sandwich again

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I bring in the delver army to grant @sneak spooky spook guy cytonic powers. I also come along with 2 extra Nightbloods and my 2 other clones, all from the old AUs. Also, my sentient chulls come along.

Y'all killed your own clones by not thinking about them and their Cognitive aspects died. I, on the other hand, kept my clones alive, as well as the clone of my chull.

Has anyone here read Skyward? By that I mean at least Starsight.

Edited May 19, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Unintelligenius he/him]

12 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I pull up a lawn chair and watch this unfold while snacking on some popcorn

I steal the Sandwich, then I steal your lawn chair so that I can sit in peace.

[___ He/Him]

5 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I bring in the delver army to grant @sneak spooky spook guy cytonic powers. I also come along with 2 extra Nightbloods and my 2 other clones, all from the old AUs. Also, my sentient chulls come along.

Y'all killed your own clones by not thinking about them and their Cognitive aspects died. I, on the other hand, kept my clones alive, as well as the clone of my chull.

Has anyone here read Skyward? By that I mean at least Starsight.

I have not, sadly.

 

11 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I steal the Sandwich, then I steal your lawn chair so that I can sit in peace.

I steal it back then slap you. Then I hit one nightblood against another, and one absorbs the other. Then I hit the last nightblood with the double-night blood, and it absorbs that. I now have a triple-nightblood that is 3X more powerfull, and I slam it into your face. This entire time I am compounding investiture.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

While you’re distracted by your cool sword, I finally escape the speed bubble and grab the Sandwich, running as fast I can away from the triple nightblood.

[___ He/Him]

I stab the super-noghtblood into the ground, absorbing the planet. I shoot toward you in space.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I try to scream, but it’s the vacuum of space. You see me try to swim away.

[___ He/Him]

I try to grab the sandwich but am unable to stop myself and I go zooming by

Edited May 19, 2025 by sneak spooky spook guy
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[Through The Living Ash he/him]

A bunch of fish with legs appear around Vyzkel

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I wonder if these fish happen to be named Steve.