The Battle for the Sandwich

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

4 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

I conjure an invisible wall in your path, which you run into, so I take the sandwich and climb to the top of the invisible wall, making it look like I'm levitating.

I hire a sand witch to steal the sandwich for me

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I chase after Doomslug and throw a banana in front of her then wait for her to slip.

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

I conjure an invisible wall in your path, which you run into, so I take the sandwich and climb to the top of the invisible wall, making it look like I'm levitating.

I'm so awed by Rye levitating that I stop before I step on the banana. I look down notice the banana, and through it at Tell, waiting for him to trip.

 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

13 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I'm so awed by Rye levitating that I stop before I step on the banana. I look down notice the banana, and through it at Tell, waiting for him to trip.

 

My friend (yes another one) named Telsier (no relation to Tell or Kelsier) catches the banana and throws it at the sandwich: the sandwich trips. I am awed that Telsier has actually decided to show up but then he pulls out a gun and shoots me in le head

[Unintelligenius he/him]

21 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I'm so awed by Rye levitating that I stop before I step on the banana. I look down notice the banana, and through it at Tell, waiting for him to trip.

 

I trip.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I catch the Sandwich as it trips and jump into my trusty F-22, then fly into the sunset cackling.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

The sunset cackling is a mountain near Ojai, California where my friend @POSSUM chowg lives. 'Nuff said.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I search the ruins of Rye's crashed F-22 and find the Sandwich. Then I promptly jump of a cliff and glide away in a squirrel suit.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I see you jjump of a cliff and think you're dead so I hold a funeral for you and everyone discovers that you left the Sandwich to me in your will. So I get the sandwich.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

What will I say as I burn the will steal the sandwich and run away

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I step on your shoe, flat tireing you, then  I steel the sandwhich from you.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

What shoe I yell as I zoom past you

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take the Sandwich and hide in a coffin.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

THATS MY CATS COFFIN I yell in fury as I run you over with a truck and take the sandwich

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take the Sandwich because I had it first. Then I give it to @AltonicKeys because they had it firster.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

5 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I take the Sandwich because I had it first. Then I give it to @AltonicKeys because they had it firster.

As you hand off the Sandwich I fall from the sky, nab the Sandwich from your hand, and keep falling through a tunnel (which seals behind me) to my cave.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I blow up the cave and then run in to look for the Sandwich.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Not my cave!

I escape right before you explode the cave flee with the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I reappear for the first time in a while

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I greet you as I zip by

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"HIIIIIIIIII, KANSASSSSSSS!" I scream.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Back in my day there was only one kansa! 

I fly by Kaladin Stormcursed and replace the sandwich with a Shadows of Self leatherbound. He looks at it in amazement. Then I enter my terken, Threnodite silver-lined, aluminum bunker with a dragonsteel shell with layers of zephyr and roseite aether spores and automatic weapon defence to protect the sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I tell your terken, Threnodite silver-lined, aluminum bunker with a dragonsteel shell with layers of zephyr and roseite aether spores and automatic weapon defence that it looks ugly and it disappears from existence out of shame. Then I take the sandwich

[AltonicKeys he/him]

4 hours ago, dezaS said:

Back in my day there was only one kansa! 

I fly by Kaladin Stormcursed and replace the sandwich with a Shadows of Self leatherbound. He looks at it in amazement. Then I enter my terken, Threnodite silver-lined, aluminum bunker with a dragonsteel shell with layers of zephyr and roseite aether spores and automatic weapon defence to protect the sandwich.

I bypass your defense system with one simple trick: 25 cubic meters of plutonium! The radiation blasts you from inside. The mutations it forces in your body causes muscle spasms that coincidentally cause you to somehow deactivate the weapon systems, coincidentally kill the spores with your emergency silver dust, use your backup Dragonsteel shell cutter to open a hole in the wall and through the terken silver. By chance. Somehow. Unfortunately Doomslug then deletes the bunker, and all my efforts have been in vain. I hit you with a lead pipe to cure you of the radiation poisoning.

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

I bypass your defense system with one simple trick: 25 cubic meters of plutonium! The radiation blasts you from inside. The mutations it forces in your body causes muscle spasms that coincidentally cause you to somehow deactivate the weapon systems, coincidentally kill the spores with your emergency silver dust, use your backup Dragonsteel shell cutter to open a hole in the wall and through the terken silver. By chance. Somehow. Unfortunately Doomslug then deletes the bunker, and all my efforts have been in vain. I hit you with a lead pipe to cure you of the radiation poisoning.

 

I take the Sandwich from Doomslug than hit Keys with a steel pipe because I don't want him to get lead posioning.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

I take the Sandwich from Doomslug than hit Keys with a steel pipe because I don't want him to get lead posioning.

*error noise*

Unfortunately, you used the wrong "than" so your action could not be completed.

Edited March 14, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane
You should have used "then"