The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take the sizable weight off my chest, unbreakanate my body, put on some running shoes, and easily catch up to Vyz in his flipflops. I steal the sandwich and run off into the distance as Vyz is lost in my dust.

[SPECTRE120]

I travel back to this timeline and stealthily swap my alternate sandwich for the real one.

Edited August 29, 2024 by SPECTRE120

[The H]

The sandwich lags in your hand, it's atoms don't fare well with otherworldly atoms. The considerate person I am, I snatch it off of you in your dazed state.

[Grubfriend He/Him]

The leaves you are standing on give way as you are launched  into the air and I  pick the Sandwich and run off

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I make you read 215, and while you're distracted the sandwich goes to page 217. We must now wait until page 217 before we can get the sandwich.

I eat a burger in anticipation.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I finish filling the pool, then prepare a cool glass of lemonade and lounge by the pool

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I just chill and make lemonade for everyone except Pineap.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I jump into the pool in a full suit of medieval armor.

[strmblsd he/him]

I go to the side of the pool and sit there with my feet in it waving them forward and backwards slowly 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I lounge around in the pool. Like the good person I am, I definitely do not do any nefarious or gross deeds inside the pool. There is nothing but pool water inside the pool, and this does not change with my presence. Yes.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Regardless of whether that is true or not, I make a grossed-out face at Altonic.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I drink some lemonade while waiting.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I stay clear of the pool.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I put a shark in the pool and cackle evilly.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I stay even clearer of the pool.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I relax in a chair, knowing the exact moment to strike, I smile to myself.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You're not the only one who knows when to strike, y'know.

I just have to make sure it happens when your not here...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

“Challenge Accepted,” I say while smirking.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

19, I offer.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I wonder of everyone else is just waiting for the right moment.

I shrug while thinking to myself.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Oh definitely.

I drink some lemonade.

 

Then I push you into the pool where the shark tries to eat you.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I quickly try and swim away, making sure I kick it in the gills whenever it gets too close. I scramble out of the pool as fast as I can once I get to the edge.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I push you back in with a long pole and wait.

Edited August 30, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use my water bending to shoot out of the water, I make eye contact with Glass. As my hand goes towards my gun holster I say in my best Western accent, “The standoff begins.”

[PianoSavant she/her]

The standoff ends as the shark learns to walk on land.

I run away.

Edited August 30, 2024 by PianoSavant