The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I, who is not asleep, take the Sandwich in no special way.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I catch the stick Doomslug is hitting me with and yank it away. Then I chase after Vyz shouting that the sandwich will be mine.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I shout back,”Nuh uh,” with the most sass I can muster.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I dream that Vyz trips over me while I am sleeping.

Then Vyz trips over me while I am sleeping.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I finally catch up to Vyz and take the sandwich after he trips, throwing the stick over my shoulder and breaking int a sprint.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I’m confused how you break int a sprint, then I break into a sprint after Unintelligenius.

[strmblsd he/him]

I now camping am sitting up in the mountains thinking about crying 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I drop out of a tree onto Unintelligenius, claiming the sandwich and beginning to climb back up into the tree.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

But it was all a dream

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I drop out of a tree onto Unintelligenius, claiming the sandwich and beginning to climb back up into the tree.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I drop out of the same tree onto Vyz, claiming the sandwich (and knocking Vyz out) while beginning to climb back up into the tree.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Oops

I chop down the tree and claim the sandwich, casually strolling off.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I dive tackle Drehy, wrestling the Sandwich from his hands.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I watch you, confused, as you tackle Drehy in your sleep.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I step aside, and the sleepwalking Vyz stumbles past me and faceplamts in the dirt, snoring loudly.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I mumble something about evil robots  as I turn over.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Said evil robots kidnap you and take you to a comfy bed.

...Maybe they aren't as evil as we thought?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Said evil robots kidnap you and take you to a comfy bed.

...Maybe they aren't as evil as we thought?

I blow up the comfy bed

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This wakes me up, I see that Elan has blown up my bed, so I shoot him with an RPG.

[strmblsd he/him]

I wonder why you shot him with a role playing game

[Unintelligenius he/him]

In all the confusion and wonderings I steal the sandwich, hop on a horse, and ride off into the sunset.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I drive by on my motorcycle and snatch the Tofu-Lettuce-and-Tomato Sandwich out of your hand, speeding off into the sunset while playing Something in the Orange on my boombox to mourn your loss.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I set up a toll booth in your path. The price to get past is the Sandwich. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

23 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I wonder why you shot him with a role playing game

I’ll have you know that DnD is very lethal.

I finally catch up with Drehy and take the Sandwich, running the other way.

[strmblsd he/him]

I walking aimlessly bump into you nocking the sandwich out of your hand and into a very deep hole

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use the K you forgot to catch the Sandwich before it is out of reach.