The Battle for the Sandwich

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I maniacly laugh. "This is a battle my mortal companion. I must win, for the sake of everything"  I float up another 25 feet, 50 feet above the ground

[strmblsd he/him]

I shoot a bazooka at you just for fun

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I shoot an F-22 that’s definitely not related to Glass at all at you, just for fun.

Edited July 26, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I check the code and turn off Lime’s hacks, just for fun

Lime falls 50 feet, and becomes 90% paralyzed. I change the coordinates of the Sandwich so it ends up in my hand. Just for fun.

Edited July 26, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Because i have stormlight, I heal from my 90% paralasis. When teleporting, because the sandwich is bound to the basket, i teleport with the basket and sandwich. because it is in the basket, Pinap's hand gets cut off in the basket. I proceed to run away.

[Edema Rue she/her]

5 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

THANK YOU! I’ve been trying to get rid of the sandwich soul, it felt a bit too much like duplicating the sandwich. But you did it! Will you be my shardbuddy?

 For sure!

I wince as the sandwich is stolen from me and guns are fired. Yeah. Should’ve expected that.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I separate the sandwich from the picnic basket, and fly thought the floor. 

Edited July 26, 2024 by One of the Ten Fools
Just for fun.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I shoot an F-22 that’s definitely not related to Glas at all at you, just for fun.

Who's Glas?

...

WAIT

*betrayal*

I take back my F-22 and use its guns to shoot Vyz, just for fun.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I matrix dodge the bullets, just for fun.

Edited July 26, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Nuh-uh.

I stab you, just for fun.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I do a somersault, just for fun.

[strmblsd he/him]

I stare at the sun (again)

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I put sunglasses and strmblsd on.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I stare in disbelieving, as Rye puts strmblsd and a pair of sunglasses in an undisclosed location, wondering why the glasses weren't put on strmblsd's head, and proceed to beat Rye to a pulp.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I put sunglasses on Strmblsd.

The correct way.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I bridge 4 salute Glass, then proceed to use my SamichMagmit6000 to bring the sandwich to my, I bind the sandwich to my hand, then use my Speedylegs10K to run on the middle of the ocean, with infinite stamina to stay afloat, and proceed to out run every boat.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

I give everyone sunglasses and hope they put them on the right way.

And I sue SourCandyLime for an unspecified reason, with my price as the sandwich

Edited July 26, 2024 by TwinSouls

[strmblsd he/him]

I still staring at the sun accidentally bump into you on the water then cut limes hand off so that I could get the sandwich.. then drop it into the ocean horrified at what I had done.. then I just sink also...

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

I pretend the lawsuit with SourCandyLime never happened, and sue Strmblsd instead for some form of assault. 

Spoiler

@SourCandyLime, is there a nickname I can call you?

 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

2 hours ago, TwinSouls said:

I pretend the lawsuit with SourCandyLime never happened, and sue Strmblsd instead for some form of assault. 

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@SourCandyLime, is there a nickname I can call you?

 

Lime is what we all call him

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

48 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

Lime is what we all call him

Is it?

Good to know.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I help TwinSouls with the lawsuit.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I sue everyone and everything.

I sue the Sandwich, win, and take the Sandwich as part of the lawsuit.

[strmblsd he/him]

I am confused about everything and sleep deprived and tired and wanting to feel good and yeah but I wonder what just happened

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

11 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

I sue everyone and everything.

I sue the Sandwich, win, and take the Sandwich as part of the lawsuit.

I sue Rye for lack of evidence or something, and take the sandwich into my custody.