The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I cry because my dog was in there.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I am the sandwich and sprout legs and I start running away

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I use Phineas and Ferb's molecular separator to divide Red from the sandwich. I take the sandwich from a dazed Red and jump down a hole to the center of the earth

Edited June 13, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[PianoSavant she/her]

I am already there for some reason so I take the sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I return to my F-22 (oh no!) and fly to the center of the Earth, where my jet doesn't melt because of the heat shield I installed.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I go on a relaxing run to the center of the earth, and you drop the sandwich in shock. I pick up the sandwich and keep running to Australia.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I live in Australia, so as you arrive I deck you for a greeting and steal the Sandwich

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I return the greeting and reclaim the sandwich to make up for my many posts without the sandwich. I then run to my bunker in an indisclosable location.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I disclose the location and broadcast it to everyone.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I move the bunker to a random location at lightspeed so it is impossible to track me.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

It lands on top of my head and I take the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I eat fried chicken right in front of BlueWildRye.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I spike Vyz with aluminum.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I punch BlueWildRye very averagely hard.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I grab the chicken and take a bite out of curiosity.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

The police arrest you for cannibalism, and I do a public service of confiscating the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I do a private service of yoinking the sandwich and I put it in a very fortified vault guarded by the worlds nuclear weapons.

Edited June 14, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[The Clarinetist he/him]

The army wants their nukes back, and I get the sandwich in exchange for the information they need to take the bunker.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Plot twist! The information was false, because you should never believe everything online. Sadly, it really wasn’t(haha, irony), so I just chain The Clarinetist to an alley wall and take the Sandwich and put it into another vault protected by my laser sharks.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I am an expert at escaping chains, and you tied me up next to my house. I go eat dinner at home.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I walk in and take the sandwich while you are eating dinner.

"I'm about to regret this, aren't I?" I ask the universe as I stand on your front porch.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

"Yep" I say, hitting you with a pan just hard enough to knock you out. I take my sandwich back and eat it for dinner.

Just so you know, this is some random sandwich, not the Sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

People are starting to get really confused to see a chicken with spikes in it's eyes behind bars.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

6 minutes ago, The Clarinetist said:

"Yep" I say, hitting you with a pan just hard enough to knock you out. I take my sandwich back and eat it for dinner.

Just so you know, this is some random sandwich, not the Sandwich.

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Oh.

I wake up a few hours later staring at the sky.

"I knew I should have stayed far away from this all."

I stand up and look at the sky again.

"I wonder if my Shard is still out there somewhere."

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I train with the wizard monks of Threnody then use the shades to make a portal the summons me a sandwich. Then I go over to Silence's Inn and get some delicious sausage.