Soulbinder Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 I come surfing in on a wave of cabbages and grab the sandwich. In the distance, you hear an indignant cry of, "MY CABBAGES!!!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 (edited) The cabbage merchant creates the Cabbage Corp and uses its power to takes the sandwich in revenge, bequeathing it unto me. Edited March 8 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 I menacingly walk over to Lunamor and demand that she give me the sandwich before snatching it and running to some random cave in the wilderness. Menacing walk: Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 The cave belongs to a raccoon who jumps out of the shadows, snatches the sandwich, and runs off into the sunset. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 I run after it, attempting to catch up, before I trip and fall. I fell in a stream and am now cold, wet, and angry. I pick up my phone and call the man himself… Chuck Norris. I ask him to get the sandwich for me and in return I will give him a better sandwich. Chuck Norris grabs the raccoon and brings both it and the sandwich back to me. True to my word, I make Master Norris the Delectable Masterpiece that is the Why Sandwich. (It’s a sandwich with ham and turkey, Cheddar, American, Swiss, and Pepperjack cheeses, Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumbers, Onions, Pickles, Mayonaise, Mustard, Honey Mustard, all on top of some Goldminer’s sourdough bread from Kroger) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 While you're busy crafting your sandwich, I steal the sandwich back using an invisibility cloak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 I use the Elder Wand to defeat you in a duel and take it back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 I use the Elder Wand to fix my wand and steal the sandwich using a Niffler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 I break the Elder Wand (yay) and since I have no idea what a 'Niffler' is, I steal the sandwich using a grappling hook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 Newt Scamander lectures you about nifflers and I take the sandwich while he is distracting you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Awkward Avoidance Viking clobbers you on the back of the head and takes the sandwich for himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Shoulder Angel convinces Awkward Avoidance Viking that what he did was wrong, so he gives the sandwich to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Shoulder Devil manages to climb onto your shoulder after several minutes of struggling and convinces you to give the sandwich to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 I get Shawn Bradley to take the sandwich and walk away before the shoulder Angel can climb onto his shoulder 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 The snail slid onto the sandwich, twitching its eyestalks with glee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 I get Mark Robert to engineer me a Sandwich-Grabber and take the sandwich for myself, accidentally dislodging a snail in the process 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 I feel bad for the snail and make it a tasty replica sandwich. I then chuck a handful of glitter at Soulbinder and grab the sandwich when they drop it from the agony of glitter getting in their eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 I briefly wonder who the heck Mark Robert is before I take the sandwich using the power of not having been on BftS in a long time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 I also wonder who Mark Robert is as I steal the sandwich back using a magic premium popcorn bucket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 I explain that he’s a former NASA engineer who now builds cool stuff on YouTube, and you give me the sandwich out of appreciation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 I explain that that’s actually Mark Rober, not Mark Robert, and take sandwich as punishment for not reading more carefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 I explain that the original mentioner of Mark Rober made a typo, as there is no other famous person who creates machines such as Sandwich-Grabbers. You give the sandwich back to me out of shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 I explain that I actually build stuff like that. You are humbled and give the sandwich to me. I make my escape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Your escape.. which leads right into my trap!! A bear trap with plenty of jelly padding snaps around both of your feet, securing you tightly without causing you harm . And then I hit you over the head with a bat and take the Sandwich from your unconscious hands... "Sorry!" I whisper, as I gently set one of those company fruit gift basket things atop your head and skedaddle away. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 On 3/12/2024 at 11:36 AM, Lunamor said: I feel bad for the snail and make it a tasty replica sandwich. I then chuck a handful of glitter at Soulbinder and grab the sandwich when they drop it from the agony of glitter getting in their eyes. The snail accepts the replica sandwich, then flies through the air with the handful of glitter. Amidst all the arguing about Mark Rober, it helps Fat Gus steal the sandwich. If you understand that reference, you're my favorite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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